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buhari buhari buhari, you nevr enter power you done dey do buruburu, chai. You no go skool. Confess. Finish. We go forgive you.

ola6:
Btw, MODS why did you ban me? Abi una dey craze? You no wan make I deal with these APC rats?!
Happy new year folks. Its good to be back. Ola6 reporting from Lagos. Time to remove the rats from Lagos!

you comot from prison, you never still change. I beg na who release this man, mak una com ooo.

Back to the matter wey dey grand, hmmm.., make buhari go waec, forge result na. I dey wait mak does boko boys bomb waec. If e happen , e don finish, we don see the person wey dey behinde dem.

Sard:
But carelessness on the part of the victim

watin you dey talk. So rape victim, na dem cause am for der sef abi. Abi sey na only girl wey dress anyhow, person dey rape? U sef talk am, mak cousin dey friend der sef, t
dat one dey happen, becos no be everyday dem dey see their sef, so suntin fit happen. But person wey you be dey see everi day, since wen you dey small, how congi go move u. E no matter hw person eye be don tire reach, 4 siblings ooo , nothin fit happen. Na fear sef go enter ur mind. The house wey me knw as we dey watch tv, the elder sister go dey comot cloth for our eye. Me wey i no dey relate wit am, congi catch me small. But her brothers, wey be my friend, na westling dem just focus on, me no fit focus as i dey look der sister.

some papa and mama dey baf wit der kids na. Na watin small pikin knw. Na wen you start to dey hid, dem wan knw watin bad for there. As for siblings, their is no shame wen there is one love.

if to say nigeria govt get sense, dem fpr done use all the oil money build this country as in a developed nation. Carry tourism for east, massive agriculture for north, business development for west, and better oil and gas refiney for south. But them carry money shook for dem pocket. Nigeria, small pikin wey begin read him book wen exam done reach ground finish. Mtweeee

ebuetor:
everything you are about to read here came to me when i asked about Nigeria in the year 2015. I understand some of it's content, but will write it down has i got it. Its not from me, am only a voice. I may update it, if i get more.
All are in parable....


The new year kicks off on a good tone, the excitment, preparation, the work in progress, the plan from those above. Finger crossed, but assurance certain, a smile, a joy, an expected progress.
The tension, the little dog shall call out. The good shall cry but it for a short time as the tear shall turn to exceedly great joy, becos of this they will be more serious with what is to be done.
A sudden silence, like the stillness of the water, the dead as gone to sleep, finally in their grave, as their disturbances as seized to be. Another type of noise, better normal, more human noise began to take its place. Quickly progress is achieved. Opening of doors. Some as been closed for a long time, this time its opened. More doors spring open at quick susessions. I can feel the peace and progress. The top is achievable for the mighty giant. Other little giant are experiencing a nose dive, but this mighty giant rose higher. It is certain.
Little very little itches here and there...but that should not bother anyone, at the begining of the 4th born. It brings sadness to the heart but unites us greater. After this crash, comes the calm,progressive, happy moment that is much expected. This sad moment will last for three weeks and at the begining of the fourth week the seed from the burnt land shall prout again. What a month.
Nothing much happen here...only that a woman may take the lead on something, an arrow head. An iron fist. The people are more reserved, more thoughtful, coming together to dialouge, more matured. An important death of distraction, will not turn the people away from dialouging. The evil of distraction will not turn the people away from the , TALK.
On this month a name as been made , tagged on the country. She is beautified publicly, she blushed with humilty and pride. An encourage ment, for those, UNDER, to work, harder. He that is smart should use this oppurtunity.
Darkness tries to over shadow the light, at this month. It over shadows but the light can be put off, both light a darkness stays together.
An octupus with many arms raise, who is he? I dont know. But its hand a pressing the right button.
The building has began, in every aspect, in every area. Its huge.
Its made with iron.
There is friction in this month, vicious anger. This month represent a recap of what a desert feels like.
The fight. Its sad.
Aw usual, after the rain comes the rainbow. And after the storms comes the silver lining. It cools the heated ground.
The beauty of the flower has blossom.
The last month of the year, their is a crocodile in the water. A dangerious trap. A month of warning. Serious warning...

explain this.

Sammy79:
I have read through almost every post on this thread, it has been very useful and truly reinforces the need to be watchful and prayerful over our children. Most importantly, it is critical to pay attention to what our children say and their behaviour when it’s out of sync. But all in all, thanks to God that He alone can adequately watch over children in this depraved world. [please don’t ask why these evils (child molestation etc) still continue if God has it all figured out]- they have a shelve–life and God’s wrath will soon be revealed on all evil doers.
I thought I will share this experience. I don’t think it’s something spectacular like gifts but it’s an experience I have shared with only a few people. Regardless of your knowledge or faith, it’s still God’s mercies that prevails but must say that it makes it easy for God to act on our behalf when we are on His side.

It happened when I was in SSS1 (year 4) in the secondary school. I was at the time learning to be a Christian, without much knowledge, passionate about anything Bible so much that I enrolled in the World Bible correspondence course (back in the early 90s) had all the certificates they could provide upon completing the courses but wanted more and then the deception started to creep in...
I stumbled upon another ‘Bible’ correspondence course and enrolled on the course with a friend. The first shipment of study material was the biggest bible I have ever seen. Does anyone know how big those Bibles used in the big Cathedrals look like? This bible was almost the same size. To date, I still wonder how it got through the Nigerian post office un-tamppered! Well, as we started reading through, we came across lots of stories about Jesus making clay birds (from mud) and turning them into live birds, how Jesus slapped a young rude boy etc and all sorts of stories I have never found in the ‘normal’ Bible. As children, the more we read the more our curiosity kicked in.
I and my friend completed the first series of this course, and then the next shipment of study materials came. It was a very tidy grey book with a very clean white handkerchief in the middle, and an instruction piece containing instructions on how to levitate, control peoples mind; particularly how to get people to do what we want without speaking a word except to maintain a fixed eye contact, and also how to astra-project.

Guess what? Our curiosity went through the roof. We decided to start with mind controlling bit as that seemed the most exciting to us and first test was to try this out on the guy that sells snacks/drinks to children during lunch time. We followed the instruction and decided on what we wanted to happen without having to say a word of it to the guy. During lunch time, we proceeded to the kiosk, asked to buy some drinks and snacks (but what we actually wanted is for our money to be returned, the snack and drinks given to us and a ‘change’ or balance as well.) IT HAPPENED exactly as we wanted. This guy gave us back our money, gave us the product and a change (as if we had actually paid)! Now we felt on-top of the world and at the same time a bit confused and excited.

Whilst still trying to refine this mind control strategy and master the incantations etc, another ‘bible correspondence’ course material arrived. In this course, there was reference to the white handkerchief that was sent earlier and specific instruction that we prick our thumb with a needle and ‘stamp’ the handkerchief with the pint of blood from the prick and post it back in a self-addressed envelope.... ....that was the beginning to bad stuff but if not for God, I may not be alive to tell this tale....Deep down within us we knew there is something evil about this but could this be another dimension to understanding the Bible that we didn’t know (the supernatural, metaphysics etc)?. I am still trying to figure out why did this happened to me and what exactly it is that God has in mind for allowing this experience. I think I have written a very long thread already and would like to stop here...

Spiritual things are real, even if you are Christian, you must remain watchful. If you are not a Christian ( and I mean a true Christian), am sorry to say and without being or meaning to be rude, it is a BAD and UNFORTUNATE place to be because the devil could have you for his supper any day and any time. Give Jesus Christ a chance.
Wish you all a pleasant Christmas.

they want you to sell your soul. sign a path wit the devil. Did u put your blood on the white handkercheif?

wizzy ma guy.

why are femaless easily brain washed.....

Nmeri17:
Nigerian songs have moved from bad to worse. just give me airtel's theme song "come alive, come alive" It's better than all those una songs up there

just downloaded the come alive song...me that song is funky swaggy and groovey. Its on replay.

Let me break it down this way....
Nigerian have a love and friendly way when they know you ar from a rich background, they will just love you for it...also refering to people like davido.
Nigeria guys hate it when you sing like you are snatching their girlfriends with your song lyrics....refering to wizkid
So this is were the love and hate comes from.
Wizkid is better than davido. Even davido in a talk show admitted, he allows composer and song writers help him release songs. Wizkid is just naturally talented....is instrumentals maynit be good, but his voice, lyrics and swag pays for iy all, and its 100percent his. Gbam

e get one time wen i first enter school, dem write am say the question to every paper is aranged differently on each paper, that is your neighbor question 1 may be your own question 20. I no come read the warning , na so i begin copy this wicked boy wey dey my side. I notice sey the guy they laugh me, open work make i continue, na after i don shade finish submit, na him the guy come they knack me tory. Come see shocky. But as God dey always dey my side, people wey fail plenty, i no know how i enter pass mark, and they guy sef use only 20marks pass me. Oooo shey.

Modified****
e get this once wey i dey always respect, i be dey call them...
1. The boko haram. This ones no know anything, instead make them kool down and hope for the best, them go just go just write small, look up, look down, standu', go submit blank sheet after only 10mins..

wow...you really bear it all truthfully....to be sincere i feel you should just relax and take the bad he does to him. Kill him with sex, be the bad girl. That his method wil stop. Watch Indecency to get an idea of wat to do. Stop being the ''good girl''. Spoil his game. Next is abt relationship. Ladies word of advice , you can never know who he really his so just be yourself catch some fun.

Modified....
I just want to use this oppurtunitu to thank papa God, that he made me a male, a man, becos if i was a woman, i dont think i can take half shit of wat they take. Oooo shey.

what is it with Big men and simple signatures...

Treat women in two ways....
Be firm most times, but be loving so she will know you care. E don finish....no long tory.

I see dem young ladies, learning from all diz guys a posting. Dem go soon apply am to the next young male.Guys, time to recieve an upgrade of magarism, frm dem galz. I noticed them galz, ar not postin on how a guy maga dem. Women n pride.

Modified****
the post said guyz...data means everyone. Male female

hippopotamus

one babe maga me with 5k wey i give her, she no come payback. come dey run like shameless thing, dey hid. Na em i come knw sey e go hard collect am back. Na so i bone, after like one two month, i met the babe, do like sey i don forgive am, but i don dey plan am since, how i go take wicked am. 5k no me anytin ooo. But as she take turn me to maga, the tin pain me. One evil mind come tell me watin i go do. Na so i do like sey i be forget, i carry am go fast food for one place wey dem no no me, i sidon for chair, tell am make she go order,she order finish point yeye finger wey na me go pay, she carry everytin for tray, met me for table, i see the food with the juice , tell am make she go bring another one like that come for me with snacks. The mumu go, comeback, we chop drink, na so i comot atm card from wallet, tell am sey money wey dey wallet no go reach, atm dey outside, omo, as i dey outside na so i pick race. As i dey run sef, fear dey catch me and i com dey pity the tin, as she no hold even purse for hand. University dayz.

she is stupid not to have covered her cheating tracks wella, but you, guy, you are most stupid to be played by a stupid person. Infact if you marry this girl, una pickin go STUPID WELL WELL!!!

hmmm...end time tinz

godofwar666:
GEJ I can't wait to vote U out, 2015 pls come nah

then after voting and swearing in your new president, four year later, i pray you dont come here, arguing about how wonderful, GEJ regime was better. If i may ask who do you propose to rule this country corruption free.

coogar:
i am not sure the maid is female. surely, females are not capable of this kinda violence. only men are known to do this type of ish.

what's this one saying...josh. Some comments are just so annoying....

sexyseun:
cheiii, My senior for Sec Schl way back, she been thin pass broom before oo!!




Oh God, when me sef go get BIG UKWU sef na..................... i don try everything possible apart from surgery

Those useless guys even told me to always take Dogggy as my favorite seex position but all na still dry asss

just get high heel shoes and wear them always, and stop lying down on your back when sleeping.....secret things