₦airaland Forum

zerray: lol do u hv accommodatn in abj?

Meeky: congrats baby.abuja aint bad at all.apart from d recent violence its a lovely place.God be with you while u enjoy d service year

Samguine: Sweetheart, God will grant you your heart desires

traecey: dts wt I mean jur..wel si afta camp.na

traecey: yes o..just waitn for us to mit in enugu..by God's grace

Sowl: My sista in d lord....Hope i ve been able 2convince you and not confuse you with my defensive epistle?

Samguine:

I have searched for love all over. I have searched for affection all over. I have searched for perfection. I have searched for understanding. All these I found in you the day we met. You are the best AdaEkube. In fact, you are too good for me. I look at myself and thank Baba God for for you. Your beauty, intelligence, honesty and doggedness complements my inadequacies. Another crashing of Nairaland can't even put of e-love asunder. Thanks for the vote of e-confidence. You would always be my tomato juss..my Ada Owerri, my Ada Enugu, my shalewa baby, my carolina, my sisi nene, my toyin tomato.

Sowl: Chaaaiiii!!! Blood of chisos!! E b lyk say na only me waka cum ooo...... I am no witch doctor ooo,i was jus tryna b a good samarittan 2 a damsel in distress .... No tnx 2ur hearthrob dat decided 2fiddle with her heart like fido dido!!

honeydear: #yimu....oun tan ara re

Ladybluecash: I LOVE ds song die bt ds VIDEO na pure dOrOrAwBiSh. I prefer d 3DANCERS

Samguine:
Ütütü öma. kedụ ka ọ dị?

ALAYORMII: You don't have to quote Mii to say this.

You could have just spare the two of us this narrative by just "Jump Am Pass"

Do you have to be tribal?

traecey: mke adaekube no pour mi acid o

ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

Samguine: I attend Foursquare church. What about you? Catholic?

traecey: yo welcm dear...hw u feeln todae. Cleoqueen nd adaekube hope u feel beta now#i care

Samguine: Woah..very wonderful news. Glad you are back on your feet. I am very fine. And service was awesome. We celebrated the teens today. Were you able to go to church?

Samguine: Babe...how are you? Guess you are better now. Missed you much

Samguine: AdaEkube..how are you? How are you feeling now? Hope you rested well.?

Samguine: o
You are right bro..


This is dedicated to AdaEkube..my sunshine. Get well soon sweetheart

traecey: sorry boo boo

mikedimeji: His world heals and delivers u from every spirit of infirmities. By his stripes u are healed in Jesus name. Rem even though u walked thru the valley of shadow of malaria u shall fear no infection. The Lord is ur strength. Ur healed.

Samguine: Phew..thank goodness. Best news I have heard in a long time. God punish malaria. Use your drugs and rest well. Take care dear

I am doing well btw

Ojestas: God is ur strength. .u ll b fyn in Jesus name.

Samguine: AdaEkube talk to me gaddemit

traecey: Present...adaekube get well soon...temmy hope yo gud...God's favourite am glad yo ok..sickness shall.b far from.yo dwelling....whytejane nd Cleoqueen shala to u...

WhytJane: speedy recovery dear

Samguine: Good morning AdaEkube...how are you feeling now?

Samguine: AdaEkube..how are you? And how's your day? Just thought to check on you. Missed your beauty of a face here