₦airaland Forum

mhisbliss:
i don't just understand what gave you the impression that it's cool for you to be giving me unnecessary mentions, i keep telling you this, unfortunately you never listen

females and unecessary yanga




abeg shift make i loo

DaVinChiSam:
funny. I don't think Neymar prays as much as loads of Nigerians that throng to churches day in day out, yet he's seemingly more successful

agbonkamen:
big head no mention again..... How many hawkers do you see on the street dressed indecently?

[b]so da op said all dat out of blue right





U can't comprehend things i guess.now sheew

agbonkamen:
Op you are mad o..... You think they are enjoying it? They need to dress well and look presentable with what they are hawking. Can you buy something edible from a dirty hawker and beside that pic up there is from a movie scene.

u head correct U can Dress decent and stil look presentable

thesuave10:
Which state?

c ur head,na dis kind thing u like

MiaB:
https://www.nairaland.com/3813246/me-pls-dont-funds-travel

when you finish don't come here and beg for transport back home like you did here

brutality

FunnyDude:
All these religious bigot sef. Tell me something.. So those men, guys sleeping with call girls every weekend in Lagos, PH, Abuja and yet there business is still flourishing are, still buying latest cars, building houses. Yet some holy mofos can't buy ordinary bicycle. Truth is, that believe is just a effing fallacy to me.

bros she talk anything religion for her comment,u don't believe something y border?

kelvino2:
Cork city just one goal please, lemme fund someone here.

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
A fulani girl

hahahah i heard those gals ar stiff in bed,u don't want any woman dat would make u feel less of a man i guess

lefulefu:
when a guy becomes close to a lady even without sex u can tell her body shape.how will she hid d stomach flattening girdle when she"s on bumshort .and the padded pants to make the azz bigger i can tell when a lady wears it .a real fat azz twitches and swings when the owner is walking but a padded azz remains intact and sits like a rock on owner"s back when she"s walking .as for pushup bra i cant tell yet on that one .

Ilajeboy:
I won't try it without light.... What if she transforms

lols,to wolf?

IffaCatchYouEhn:
OP, It's like something is doing you ahbi?

What is hot here

Her Legs can be used for post self..

Who get ball make we play sef

two aside,monkey post

brandon180:
damn!
Someone once posted that if u re good with ur flows u can screw a gal without even knowing her name..neva abeleived it sha..bt nw i beleive.
My only regret is that i wasnt with a condom
Tanx man@HARDDON u re a life saver.

i don't advise promiscuity but come here,come closer.




Oya draw ur 2 ears very well and listen:



"don't ever forget to wear ur sucks anytime any day.no matter da wheather.cold or in heat.always wear it.u got

flamee:
issit ur crush?

do i look gay to u

flamee:
hmm nice Jacket

look at hw she is crushing like dangote trailer

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

Then the scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome
Her arms are at akimbo and she isn't smiling in the picture, this shows even her can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

shey as u spoil da gal career,e gud?.

Jacksparr0w1207:
'he treats me like a puppy'

Perhaps, you're a puppy How do people get to this level of foolishness and stupidity all in the name of love?

mtcheeeeeew... I'm going to fart mehhnnnn

don't mind her

edoboy33:
shey I was black before ni

black is an understatement

Austeeenxx:
The first 30 people to quote me get funded 500 naira.



Note: apart from your bet id, add the name of the bookie... I don't wanna start guessing when I am not writing JAMB.