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Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Dothraki: 9:22pm On Aug 02, 2017
Please rate from 1-100... I will give her 80%...... She fine no be small

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Fadiga24(m): 9:23pm On Aug 02, 2017
Dude are you sure you want to do this? wink

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by temmytopsy1(f): 9:25pm On Aug 02, 2017
wow is she a model?

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by VargasVee(m): 9:26pm On Aug 02, 2017
I'd rate her a 0/10 but the option isn't available.


So -1/10 grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by dingbang(m): 9:27pm On Aug 02, 2017
Beautiful lady....


Black is beautiful...

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by NwaAmaikpe: 9:27pm On Aug 02, 2017
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 9:28pm On Aug 02, 2017
She'sbeautiful, at least she is not bleaching like all this ipobs and Nnamdi cownu pigs as he said we should be calling them, just make money, her real beauty will come out
NwaAmaikpe all this isn't necessary, the insults were too much

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by dingbang(m): 9:29pm On Aug 02, 2017
VargasVee:
I'd rate her a 0/10 but the option isn't available.


So -1/10 grin
you don't have the right to rate her that angry

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Fadiga24(m): 9:29pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Op by the time this dude finishes what he has to say, you'll get a new girlfriend.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by ThankYouGod: 9:31pm On Aug 02, 2017
110. Can we be managing her together?

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nedfed(m): 9:34pm On Aug 02, 2017
@Op
Why is she looking like one of those chibok girl.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 9:37pm On Aug 02, 2017
I saw brown roofs around. She be Afonja?

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by SmellingAnus(m): 9:43pm On Aug 02, 2017
No matter what people say, at the end of the day... " beauty is the in the eyes of the beholder".... Congrats to you and your woman... At least you are proud of her...

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by DarkMagic(m): 9:43pm On Aug 02, 2017
SlayQueen grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by SINZ: 9:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
My eyes have seen my ears sad

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by tyson98: 9:49pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
Pls don't kill that guy's joy grin grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by herlarho(m): 9:56pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fadiga24:
Dude are you sure you want to do this? wink
I don't think so

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by VargasVee(m): 9:57pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

Then the scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear.

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.


Holly Molly shocked

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Adasun(m): 9:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

Then the scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome
Her arms are at akimbo and she isn't smiling in the picture, this shows even her can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
shey as u spoil da gal career,e gud?. shocked shocked

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by MhizzAJ(f): 9:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

Then the scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome
Her arms are at akimbo and she isn't smiling in the picture, this shows even her can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

May the good lord have merci on u cheesy grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by herlarho(m): 9:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
let me rate her..............





she will be a good wife material for u.........





so I rate her 1/100........

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by lefulefu(m): 10:01pm On Aug 02, 2017
op is her name zuberu or fausatu? grin grin grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by MhizzAJ(f): 10:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
Op please ignore NwaAmaikpe...your babe is beautiful grin grin grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by LordOfSamosa(m): 10:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
God see human being grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fadiga24:
Dude are you sure you want to do this? wink
What do you mean grin

My bro, she's pretty but next time, don't bring such up on a social media else you may end up depressed.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by lefulefu(m): 10:05pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
no reason like dat grin
there are some guys into super wugly ugly girls.no matter how ugly or unattractive ur babe is there are six guys for one corner wey dey eye her grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by dareerah(f): 10:06pm On Aug 02, 2017
LordOfSamosa:
God see human being grin
Wetin do her? grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by kkash(m): 10:07pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
chai

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by lefulefu(m): 10:08pm On Aug 02, 2017
Dothraki:
Please rate from 1-100... I will give her 80%...... She fine no be small
dis pix go make sense using it as a meme grin
sunshineG hw u reason am? grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by 234GT(m): 10:08pm On Aug 02, 2017
90%.
Only her tummy is a turn off, but no one is perfect.
I am crazy about black girls.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:14pm On Aug 02, 2017
lefulefu:

dis pix go make sense using it as a meme grin
sunshineG hw u reason am? grin
grin grin
No kill me with laughter oo

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Olanrefront3355(m): 10:14pm On Aug 02, 2017
U got the eyes for pretty woman, she's beauty OP so I give her 9/10 let her smile next time, girls look more beautiful with a smile...



So

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