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Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.

Hollywood movie

Am sure if it's a well trained naija girl

The short "lol" at the end of the conversation means,

I have already moved on

Apologise and get the girl back at your own risk, she's checked out

Done that before, never again

Just accept you Bleep up and let her go,
You can't be good to everybody

If it was another kind of breakup, fine
But this one that slut is used, means the guy have way too much access to her body

A girl can't respect you twice,

heartbraker:
Eyin fans mi Ema gba mi kee

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Bro you don't love her

You just miss her pussy

I'm sure this is not even upto 1 month

Try make friends with atleast 3 to 5 ladies
You'll find you don't miss her atall


With those words you said, doesn't matter whos at fault

It's better you go separate ways

Let her heal with another guy,
You'll find someone better too

If you truly love her and were meant to be
You won't even be able to think of those words let alone say that to another girl

Think of it as your daughter or sister

FelaSkye:
Is 10 million enough to leave Nigeria, people are saying it’s better to invest the money but the market is too risky. Is 10 million enough for Japa and which country can that get me into?

Thank you!

Brother continue doing what gave you the 10m

If it is legally
You'll get another 10m, 20m, 30m

If it is illegally
Pls return the money to the owners

Smartguyboy:
Yes with pad charger and ps5 cooling fan
Uyo .

Where is uyo?

Is that a country or a state

Look for someone in a state that has people that buys stuff to sell for you, send it to the person

Sold

Smartguyboy:
Na PS5 I want sell not tv.
But if you will give me 800k for the tv alone I will sell it to you .

Your location

Your WhatsApp

2 pads?

crazygod:
So this is the feeling Man United and Arsenal have been going through these last seasons. It's not nice. I hate this feeling.

See why it's not good to over laugh

Man United collected last season

Liverpool this season

Chelsea own, let's just close mouth

HellVictorinho6:
He's comparing Argentina to Portugal



Say no more

Ronaldo won 2 International trophies with Portugal

Messi won 2

Ronaldo 118 International goals
Messi 97

So scoring 118 goals for one country is scam?
How many has the highest goal contribution for Nigeria scored
Can't you enjoy your Messi as Goat and not disrespect Ronaldo smh

I pray I am that successful and rich
£1billion net worth
So people can hate me also because there's another successful person they prefer

Kingsley10000:
Messi is far better than Ronaldo

This is where the problem is

Not FAR better

Yes he is better in some areas
But bro, Ronaldo has so so many qualities he is better than Messi

Ronaldo has faced way too much hate and criticism since his Madrid days and still performed winning ballon dor

Any ordinary player will get destroyed by that kind of hate

True Messi is a better team player

But you can't deny

If there was no Messi, every other player will come second to Cr7 for 15yrs

So stop putting Far

And respect them both
5 ballon dor is not easy
Even Ronaldinho that dribbles more than neymar didn't have half of that

osazsky:
it doesnt change the fact that he couldnt win common u 17 world cup...u20 world cup..olympics and fifa world cup...this guy is a fruad abeg...any small thing , after all i did for portugal..wat did he really do for portugal..scam

Yes he is a scam

What am sure of is

Messi is chasing Ronaldo's records

Except the world cup

Before you say he has more games than him. So many great players played 1000 games before Ronaldo and didn't do half of what he did

First person to reach the moon will forever be the main man. Second person to reach the moon not so much

HellVictorinho6:
Must you watch?

Yes na

He is the GOAT

And he is better than Messi na

We have to watch him

HellVictorinho6:
Arabs are not people abi?

Nairaland resemble Arab?

How Nigerians and Europe wan watch we dey ask you

HellVictorinho6:
Jupiter...see question.

Na only you dey watch am niyen

DenreleDave:
The man who couldn't win a world Cup in his career has finally lost it....

He went from being tapnaldo to Penaldo, then to failurenaldo and then benchaldo.. Funny enough, them still dey bench am... First 11 of the team he no dey

Man shud just retire and accept his Loss.... He was unfortunate to have come in a time where Messi existed.... Sorry failurenaldo, you are just an ewure waiting to be used for Asun, or Isi Ewu

MESSI REMAINS THE GOAT..... A MAN DT HAS QON EVERY TROPHY THE GAME HAS TO OFFER...

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Lionel Chibuike Amoda Messi just bought one of my clippers... He said he has been looking for this kind of clipper for 15 years but as he saw mine on nairaland, he had to contact me... He paid me 6k.

Cristiano Uche Wasiu Ronaldo also message me and was pricing it at 3k... Stingy man, I didn't sell it to him. My price is 5k firm.. I don't know a whole Ronaldo will be pricing it 3k

Failanaldo?

Most players retire at 33 and 34 and start going broke

Saurez just transferred to Gremio
You think if he has the offer of 4m per week he won't take it?

At 38, he is retiring with £4m per week, that's how much in naira?

[b][/b]n a week, Man that man can lift your own village out of poverty in just 2hrs of his earnings!!!!

Work and pray
Drop hate

jaxxy:
I will watch Saudi league because of Ronaldo.

Watch it where pls?

I wish ten hag can make dalot play 2
And wan bisaka right wing

Bisaka can dribble and hold the ball

Anthony is a waste of player
Very useless this guy thinks football is a 5 a side skill match for skills and turning
No forward play
No dribbles
No movement into the box
All passes are error

Anthony is a 10m player just like elanga

Only good for running down the time from 85mins and above

prinsam30:
Man u right now na minus 2... martial don go back to default setting and that mumu Anthony I no even sabi wetin that one dey play

Anthony is the worst 100m h
Player have seen

So average

This guy can't hold the ball into the box always rubbish passes or back pass

Dribble human being

See garnacho doing good atleast put effort

Manchester united should win 7. 0

As a farewell match to Cristiano Ronaldo. Lol

Timekeeper452:
he didn’t go there for the money. Ronaldo is already richer than generations. He went there cos no forward thinking team wants to sign a depreciating 38 year old that isn’t willing to accept he is aging and depreciating. Ready to take a reasonable wage and be a rotational player.

The moment Messi won the World Cup, Ronaldo accepted that no matter whatever he did, nothing would beat that, so why not move to Arab where he can just get more goals and be paid stupidly for it. Also no tax.

I am very very happy he signed it

You all are forcing him to retire
Every single day a 38 yrs old is being talked about like a finished product and all clubs reading news shy away from him
He is being Forced to reduced his salary to 100k and join sporting Lisbon. Can you imagine

Someone with a very large staff and mansions to cater for

He was on 500k at united
He is 38yrs old and being forced to retire by all
So why not retire with 3m per week instead of 100k in sporting

Him going to Saudi will bring investors and attention to the league
He will be treated with respect and loved by millions
Will be an ambassador for the nation at large

The Ronaldo brand will multiply in Saudi

He must have been advised to stop thinking of the fans and people, think about your Family

His Family first and most of the people saying shit about him. He doesn't even know exist

[/b]Most players even in Europe are chasing the money and not the career[b]

If he signed for 100k Sporting Lisbon to make sure people call him finished
People will blast him
If he signs 3m for Saudi people will still blast him

So he chose what will benefit him and his kids and immediate family for generations to come

Timekeeper452:
he has gone to where that attention will die.

Bro hate aside

Ronaldo was trending more EVEN WHEN world cup was going on

70 cameras on one player .Ronaldo when the full team is on the pitch


The kind of attention Ronaldo commands because of Haters and people that love him is unmatched

He's the most famous Human being

I won't be surprised top channels will start showing the league just because

They know people will watch it because of Ronaldo

Same happend to seria A
Same will happen to Saudi

People are not watching Saudi because no one gives a f about them

Ronaldo being there will generate massive pay for media

All these are why his money entered 200m
Not because he's the current best player

But because he's the current highest influence in football

Creamypie:
e no get mind do interview cos,the money is more than 5 times his salary for other team he played for

I am very very happy he signed it

You all are forcing him to retire
Every single day a 38 yrs old is being talked about like a finished product and all clubs reading news shy away from him
He is being Forced to reduced his salary to 100k and join sporting Lisbon. Can you imagine

Someone with a very large staff and mansions to cater for

He was on 500k at united
He is 38yrs old and being forced to retire by all
So why not retire with 3m per week instead of 100k in sporting

Him going to Saudi will bring investors and attention to the league
He will be treated with respect and loved by millions
Will be an ambassador for the nation at large

The Ronaldo brand will multiply in Saudi

He must have been advised to stop thinking of the fans and people, think about your Family

His Family first and most of the people saying shit about him. He doesn't even know exist

[/b]Most players even in Europe are chasing the money and not the career[b]

If he signed for 100k Sporting Lisbon to make sure people call him finished
People will blast him
If he signs 3m for Saudi people will still blast him

So he chose what will benefit him and his kids and immediate family for generations to come

Just put 60k and sell it fast
Get the remaining 20k elsewhere

Shikena:
You still think of yesterday's Newcastle. Football is money-driven. Their owners are richer than Man City's and we all recall how people laughed the new Man City off initially.

On Man Utd, like it or not, they are on to something now. I don't like it cos I'm not a fan but underrate them at your own peril. Watch their games closely with no emotion and you could easily see what is coming. If the Glazers sell and they get new owners that are serious about football then we are in real trouble.

Your last sentence is you Agreeing with me

They are not serious and not ready to compete with the very very best

When people that actually want to be better than Real madrid take over and get players that believe

They can be better than REAL MADRID are in the team

Then they will go far

Football is about the present and not the past

You have to be the best Right now and not 15yrs ago

Angelfrost:
First of all, I'm not a United fan, and I'm not making a case for them.

I just don't get why you choose to write off players...! What quality players are out there far better than Casemiro, Antony, Rashford, Martial, etc?!! Please list them and explain what and how they will do better!

You talk about hunger and drive, then I insist you go and check these players in their former clubs! Do that before further arguments!

Football has gone beyond individual quality, to team quality sir... That's why Arsenal and Newcastle can become such threats today.

...And yes, Newcastle is no longer a small team! Things change bro... Times and season change!

Was Man City even in the top 6 over a decade ago, prior to the same oil money that happened to PSG and now Newcastle?!!

I still stand on my word that

United should be competing with Manchester City and Real Madrid

And not Newcastle

Period.

A lion should remain a lion

Not telling me times has changed

So therefore a Lion of 10yrs ago

Has to be competing with the new bulldogs coming up

Shikena:
You still think of yesterday's Newcastle. Football is money-driven. Their owners are richer than Man City's and we all recall how people laughed the new Man City off initially.

Which money sir?

Which top player did Newcastle buy?

Please answer

Infact how many 50m players are in Newcastle

How many 100m players are in Newcastle

They money you're talking about is not it atall

United has more money to spend than Newcastle

You can't just spend what you don't make from the club

It's about desire

And hiring the right management and infrastructures

Pls answer how Newcastle is richer than united in terms of getting quality players?

VinnyBaba:
U see dat Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford so?

In Reality, they are both BETTER dan Kylian Mbappe.

Goan watch Martial in Monaco in 2015. He was called the 'New Henry'!
Or Watch Rashford before the arrival of Bruno Fernandes.

But These 2 Players used Laziness, Bad Attitudes and Foolish Pride (Clashing with Mourihno) to Kill dier careers!

I don't think so

A club that is comfortable with paying large amount to players and fighting for top 4

Why won't they turn lazy

Sancho came turned lazy

Infact every other player coming to united feels relaxed because of the LACK OF AMBITION TO COMPETE WITH THE VERY VERY BEST

If all these players go to another club
The demands to WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL MAKE THEM WORK TWICE AS HARD

Eg. Manchester City winning the league is now a main objective and winning the champions league something to FIGHT FOR

Not fighting for top 4

Angelfrost:
How exactly does Arsenal have far better players than Man United?!!

Would you have called these Arsenal players world class last season??! Yet, here they are tearing teams apart!!! Even inching close to winning an epl title.

Football doesn't work that way sir...!

Some of you just think it's all about assembling every top player from everywhere into one first team, and voila! You now have a top team winning trophies!

How many world class players does Newcastle have currently?!! Yet they seem on course to finishing top 4!

Y'all jus write off players as if there is a special place where world class players are being manufactured! Come now.

Jesus

You just did it again

Comparing united and Newcastle

Well na una know

Since your level is now Newcastle level ba?

You can't compare united with real madrid or psg
15yrs ago
2007, 2008, 2009

United can stand head to head with real madrid

Now you people are happy with fighting with Newcastle for top 4

You don't need to buy every top player

Go for quality that can reach world class and has the HUNGER FOR THE GAME

Pure HUNGER

Not all these showboating anthony

Ray07:
Complete trash. Go check Martial and Rasford G/A under Ole. Every player has it bad season.

Baba we talking about a team that can compete winning the league or winning the champions league

Why are you United fans getting used to being average

And being second best or 3rd best

Is it bad if you are the best in the world

Why not take it seriously like you used to during the early 2000 to 2010

United should be competing for the champions league and winning the league

Not fighting for top 4 with Newcastle

This is what Ronaldo is saying although said it wrong ly but it is true

United needs world class players in every position not some elenga bullshit

Players that can't make city 3rd bench