Hahahaha i cant laff ooo! I guess that should be added into the latest version of oxford dico. Lol. Best 4ukmate forever choi!

Michellla:
Best Friends Forever,but in this case i guess its Best Fvckmate Forever.

I just don't like the idea of not being sincere to ourselves. Now, this is not about you. I'm not trying to call you out but: haven't you experince a kind of sex (dont want want to use the word 'macho') resulting from just 'ordinary' likeness for some or a particular trait possessed by the other gender? Hmm? Humour being one. I'm not gunning for mahco sex, infact i wouldn't have comment had i not seen your reply to OP. But, i tell you most or even all girl at some point in their lives have had 'whatever sex' with a guy with not even a single emotion attached! You dont plan it, it just happens. Now, tell me that's not true.

Medunah:
True intimacy ofcourse. why would I have sex with someone I don't wanna get emotional with in the first place?

According to a 2011 IMF report on nigeria economy, nigerian earning between N50,000 - N75,000 monthly is a 'middle-class' nigerian. I hope you understand what that means in respect to your question.

When said from the deepest part of one's heart, 'i love you' still means all these things!

Bro for this insight eh, na your wife you go marry. Say amen!

ronald4lif:
Men are naturally violent and imperious and feel they are stronger than women, which is true. And when someone feel they are more powerful than the other they are inclined to apply brute force when ever they feel their superiority is being challenged.

Just like Nigeria domestic violence strives in any climate where there are no strict legislation that protects women. This is not to say it's common for men to beat their wives but it happens more in Nigeria than other countries where there are strict laws against DV.

If there were no strict legislation punishing DV instigators in South Africa the case would have been same. So it's not about Nigerian men character but about not having laws and abusers going unpunished.

I bet ignorance is a terrible b!tch! Someone even justify the act with an adage...and of course the 'holy book'. When would we be free from this 'slaveorous' thinking of ours

IamLEGEND1:
Ignorance is a terrible disease.

I'm never the 'movie type'; when i saw that film, it practically got tears rolling down my eyes! I so love that film!

emmijes3:
same here. The fault in our stars also

Number 2 is just so unfortunate!

I so admire your sincerity!

kestolove95:
I will b patient and gt anoda man to b servicing me

You know, this happened to a friend of mine in one of those unofficial visit i had to accompany him to his in-law to be's residence. After treating us to a nice dessert and in the midst of a disscusion on "jobs and employment oppurtunities in nigeria" his to be in-law stoped for a second, looked scoldly into his eye and asked: "how much do you even make per month". He shrugged, Slyly gazing at his girl furrowly. And replied her " well, just enough money to make me want to marry your daugther!"
Of course this is fictitous... I can't imagine my inlaw asking how much i make; They can always do that through their daugther. And if that actually happen to me, i just might blow up!

If that's headies idea of flipping the script...then they totally got it wrong! While i dont disapprove reekado being the winner; matter of fact i love his latest single ''sugar baby'', if the idea of choosing the NEXT rated artist at the HEADIES awards is ''ratio of hit songs'' KESH should have won this category hands down! Matter of fact, if they were to rate them last year when he lost, he would most definitely be in second place. Athough i still think OLAMIDE is a tout for behaving like he did on stage, the whole jazzy script: from how he bowed to look innocent recieving his special recognition award before bashing BADOO, showed he is not the kind of guy people thought him to be!

Fayvhur:

thank yhu, buh im not on whatsapp, add me on facebook wit FERVZ O'BRIEN FAVVY

mehn, who really are you fayvhur? Hoping to get a-bit of information when i clicked on your FB account; i was shocked to see it bare! Not a clue on where you live, schools you went, not even an update this year! Are you some kind of jinni or you're just-not-so social? Dont understand.

Fayvhur:

no p, bring it on

kindly share me either your FB, whatsapp or BBM account and if your not comfortable with sharing those online; you can add me on whatsapp +22994733767 i'm victor.

Fayvhur:

is it a collection of books ??

sure it is. A piece of female brilliance gathered in a book. I bet you'd love it.

Fayvhur:
Hell i'm totally a book freak, i love paperbacks, so i have most books sent by postage...now that dollar is high, i'm binging on ebooks..
I read books wit strong female heroines, fascinated by sci-fi, imagine eroticas, annoyed by autobiographies, hooked with foreign authors mostly new York times bestsellers..
I hv lots of books, fact is ahm a book collector

fayvhur, how would you like a add in any of your social media accounts?

i think anyone would definitely love this erotic novel '12th night' by katie allen et al. Download the free PDF on google. It's a great read!

Durenttt:
No icon 4 dat on nairaland

aiit thanks.

Durenttt:
Dont u have "Enter" button on ur fone?

the 'ENTER' botton is no better! I was thinking maybe one of these icons could work.

Durenttt:
Warning: Before i start, i beg those who came here to throw insults or those who behave like their lives depend on "Book" nd believe that the only reason to be in the uni is to "Read,Read and Read".
Pls kindly leave dis thread cos i wont take shii from no-one


Back to topic. I wrote dis specially for those who want to enta the uni. (Truth be told, u didnt come to univresity to read only, u also came there to boost ur social-life and sex-life. So in order to do this u need to choose a course dat can combines both. I dont advice pple to choose Electrical and all related Enginnering courses wey boyz full inside, funny part is dat most of this engineering student wud graduate and come out as Gays, what do u expect when u spent 4 good years with ur fellow boyz).
Here are the courses u shud consider if u agree wit what i said in the bracket above.

1. Computer Science: My own wonderful course. I love this course sooo much bcuz it combines education nd social life equally. If u have an "ish" for computers and also love babes, go for this and beliv me after grad u wont find any job bcuz what u can do with ur computer brings food to ur table. As for me, i plan to programme pornsites and get my delicious money.
2. Mass Communication:
Hmmmmm, girls yapa like catho-lic church 4 here. If u didnt come to school 4 ur future but came to waste time and fvck girls then choose mass com., they are sooo different type of ladies, anyone wey u like both fat, ugly, big-headed, crippled, anorexic, blind, rude, virgin-mary, matured, useless, americana and so on in that course. Even the ugliest boi in the course wud fvck not less than 5babes daily. Can you imagine!!
3. Accountancy and Business related courses: Accountacy ladies are babes, u identify them when u see dem bcuz dey are mostly tall, fresh, pretty and have very good sense of dressing. I heard accountacy babes no dey give toto to guys who no dey their department bcuz their guys have all they need. Lucky guys!!
4. Nutrition, Home management and all related courses: They usually have fewer boyz to girls like 50girls with one or two guys. I even have a friend there and the guy is goodlooking, just dey fvck anyhow. The only problem u can have is the lecturers when they realise say u dey handle the babes, ur own dey.......... Pele!!
5. Public Administration: Twale, na soso womanizers full there. Their babes are always classy, i neva see any yeye babe 4 dat course bfore and their guys are always womanizers. Believe me if u graduate frm Public Admin department and u didnt fvck even ONE girl, chai either u are worst than obasanjo or spirits frm ur village dey haunt u.
6. Medicine, Pharmacy and related courses: Medicine babes are hot, no doubt but most times, they dont have time 4 guys. But not to worry bcuz as a medicine student, every girl in campus wants u bcuz u are a "Medical Doctor".
7. Estate management: Girls dey here. I dont know bout other schools but in my school, estate students dey fvck like say tomorrrrrooow no dey!!
8. Mathematics/ Statistics: Even if girls no dey ur dept. You go still get girls wey dey pursue u especially if u are a math guru. Them go be like "Teach me math, and i'll be all yours" Guy, no fvck up oooooh.
9. Law: Every babe wants a lawyer by her side in case of incasity.
10. Lecturing: Its not a course but after doing ur desired course. Strive nd become a lecturer nd ur life wud never remain the same.


Thanksssss!!

OP abeg no vex oo, dis one no concern your post but abeg: how do i paragraph my writing on NL if i'm trying to avoid them being choked up with each other? By the way i recently just started posting here on NL but they've been really awful! Thanks in advance

OP ROMA...what? Mtchwwwww

nickkylawve:
Whats ur old moniker?

i'm guessing 17.

Not at all that I can remember..no one impressed me yet...[/quote] you might want to try this guy sometimes...i bet you'd be in a jifi

KashyBaby:


Not at all that I can remember..no one impressed me yet...

KashyBaby:
I dunno but it's hard for me to get intimidated...if I like the guy, I won't waste my time

but you do get intimidated sometimes right? No lie

Snowangel4:
nop

Really?...Wanta try?

happyjuliet:
chineke wetin person no go hear for dis world...op u on a Long tin oooooo. he is licking away ur destiny coz no reasonable human being will do dat, wen he knows what is coming out is dirty, chai.

come on, you shouldn't say that; it just might be a delicacy where he is from Lol!

PuciPrince:
Maybe his doctor told him he is short of blood and needs blood tonic.

lol...bro blood tonic kwa? Has emoglobi finished for market?

Eleyi gidi gon o

Fayvhur:
Tall girls are prettier...
Tall girls have a better attitude
Tall girls are brilliant
Tall girls have good sense of humour

They keep to themselves, makin no troubles....might be introverted...
Have intelligent conversations wit you, not stupid ones....
They have a rough side, buh thats in bed.....
If yhu lyk it rough go for tall girls

Yeah......
Long live AMAZONS

really? Now, you're making me laugh...lol; you rock dear!

May you be forgiven all your sins for posting this here; you could've just called us to a nook and bash us privetly