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FreshShavedBalls:
The time is 10:53 AM No Alert or APL in sight FSB, Local man reporting for AOLMAW News Network

Lolx FSB this your moniker ehn... Na so I see brokewaist... Na wa o

Gbriels:
Ewoo....who tell u to quote my local woman...oya, unquote her now and fast....before I call KING on u, to bless

The night king or king jaja, king Solomon or King Kong... Ohh king of kings. Please call him for me o

Enireqx20:
Hey hey

Hey, bloom how are you

Gbriels:
I haven't heard from my local woman for some hours, sorry some days now.... local woman ok no play hide and seek again...u win.

Ose lagidiba yi... Moni ko fi Eniola le... Kosi wahala baba said I should bring your full name he wants to check your name on the APL list... Pm me with it

Gbriels:
So person no fit leave house small go collect fresh air again...chai local men have gone local true true...
I no go talk anything yet, make I see how king go help me handle the case tomorrow....

Meanwhile, where is my local woman....i get gist for u

She's with me

ChasteGhuy:
ABT Proponent bawo... Lol

The guy dey beef me o my name no dey list

Beeam:
Bros...

Ur broda is in ya fada's haus.

You are also my brother now, everyone here is except the special one

Jarus:
By the way, if you're on this thread and you're a Muslim and from Offa, Kwara state, kindly send me a PM.

What of neighbors to offa and a Christian. Let's he our brothers and sisters keeper...

Gbriels:
Prettycomy sorry comfort, please u can now stand up ,, the local man has nothing, nothing near to slot as regards APL, he may though have other slots...
As for this APL, ur kneels should be down for God alone....
I know adeebiwa09 dey my back d peep, abeg comot here...

Lolx wetin I wan dey do for your back...

bobowaja:
Someone with presidential sauces and he already saw his cbt and interview scores still searching for little hope.

How people sits to concort lies bothers me at times.

Mr linius I hail ur sagacity sir

Awon eyan investigation... FBI & CIA wants you

Gbriels:
Who help see my local woman.... haven't seen her around the compound since.... should I call 911 or I should wait small.... I d suspect sonbori oo

I has womannapped, babenapped and wifenapped her. No ransom needs to be paid just forget about her

Gbriels:
Oya oooo, bia,@adeebiwa09... something smells nice here...

Na hausa perfume ooooo

Gbriels:
On a third thought..I ask myself why u should even give it a second thought in the first thought... local man calm down and take back ur apology...not needed at this time...we are cool...
Less I forget, I told u I was gonna be of help, right? Ok...a local woman just came in on one foot and I have smoothened things for u....so set a ball on the spot and shoot ur shot...if u miss, OYO will be ur case...
In the meantime,I will be keeping an eye on her..so if i see u near my local woman again, read my lips, sorry who knock my door

Lolx hahahahahahah see bribing... Meanwhile I am not just at the door. Like danfo drivers I am standing by your window ooo

Black11:
I like you already, I too get over enthusiastic sometimes
I didn't mean to spite either, for the record on one of your replies you meant petty not petite we learn every day for a while I never knew it was whet ones appetite and not wet ones appetite, be good and stay kinging

Yeah whet me too o I just saw it and learnt rather than rise dust on it. Thanks. Anyways about petty I know petite is another word meaning same thing. I just choose to use it. My intermittent strategy is to look up certain words before post on SM to avoid lashing from linguists wey study fisheries... Lolx. Thanks again

brokewaist:
Thank God you know.............

Lolx Mami trust you have met my online babe

On a second thought, saxc maybe right. Maybe he represents a fraction of people here who consider my actions and myself constituting a nuisance. I am very sorry about that. It's not my intention, I am generally a reserved and shy person but once in a while I let loose. So from me to all those who are upset about me, Eni, Gbriels and so on. I am sorry. It had nothing to do with them, for me it's just fun. Let me stop before I start writing an epistle or book like someone soda, sorry force of habit, I write articles and journals. Anyways Thank you all. Peace and love

sacx:
When do you intend to publish this book you have written here? There is an extent you go in throwing banters, you realise it's starting to leave a sour taste in the mouth of others. This is not the first time you will be cautioned about this.

Moderation is key. Use ya head!

Congratulations!!! You have been noticed. Use same and stay your Lane. Peace

brokewaist:
Adeebiwa.......single ke. Abeg check well, I don born your age shuo!

Lolx hahahahahahah so sorry grand mum

Gbriels:
Bro....u for allow the thing slide jor.... silence is golden and again lack of knowledge will always kill a fool...
Since he has chosen to teach us how to woo ladies,abeg call am make him come teach me hw to pm local woman...

Lolx hahahahahahah sincerely what me o don't like is the fact that some peeps here will be forming matured for who. I have never been this active on any thread in terms of commenting and all that. Why can't people just mind their business. Eni is the first person I admire on any social media platform and it's cos she's mature and her response are well thought out. My desire to show admiration is pure and sincere, you made things long but interesting by dragging her with me. Anyways Bros I hear you make I disappear and reappear like my Mentor cocococo and jarus

Black11:
Lol, I dont need to look for your trouble, m glad you see me as a father figure, for the record m a GT like you.
Just take the advice of hitting her up privately it would be a better means to whatever end you seek.
I guess the longer your epistle the more likes you get.

Lolx hahahahahahah am not petite like you. And you don't need to advice me. And not if the sun starts setting at the East you can't be a father figure to me... See something o... Eyah na your fault?

Likes I wish u know my history. Anyways thank you for responding. Peace.

Teaser4:
Good afternoon local men and women(Chasteghuy, bobowaja, eny, larride, gbriels, gbyms, terir4,jobseeker, benflash, beeam seunpumping, jiang,mosgoon, black11, adebiwa09, macgiver1,realistic,inception,eggovic, chigboboss, mapman, mathology, scooby,monlawal and all of una wey i know type una name no be afojudi oh, local man no fit. Special shout out to Big Bros Jarus. Its your boy teaser, I hail una oh.... Sheko wale

Koduro soke

Black11:
Sincerely you and gbriels banter is another low on the thread, we want fun topics/theories but this is too much intake.
You guys like the babe why not hit her up privately and save us all the bickering

Hmmm this is how Nigerians look for trouble ooo. Go through all my post, which took long before I started even commenting, no stupid unnecessary questions, no battering or insults, no ABT, FILT, 1%T, or any other theory, I didn't join the bandwagon of first class or not, SEM or SEMT, no engineering vs others, I didn't talk about mosgoon, kevlala and others despite that everybody is carrying it on their heads like gala. And aside 2 days ago when I was online and commenting throughout I do few per day and only with a certain set of people (u know them and they know themselves). So why can't you let us slide while you guys talk about every other thing.

I enjoyed this thread and if we all carry things on our head including the wait on APL then we will all be apprehensive and agitated, everyone will be on edge. But from testimonies, you have heard of how people come here to unwind, laff and have fun, to the end that when APL drops all will be well.

So my father (since I am a kid, you know it's what somebody calls another old man with bald head, world don spoil now all them people wey no use Motorola and trium and their colleagues come get iPhone, Samsung, or one Android phone feels he is matured and can call other people kids, no respect) no vex say I be pikin. But dey your dey make I dey my dey.

My advice, please show respect to people on "faceless" platforms like this. It doesn't cost you anything. Thank you feel free to quote or insult me if you want, I don't, I repeat, I don't do trolling. However you don't need to respond o just cos of ego or any other reason but incase you want to your excellency you are welcome

Gbriels:
@adeebiwa09... I know how it feels,but not to worry,local man will find u another local woman but definitely not brokewaist cos u won't survive to tell d tale after ur first attempt.....

You just want to have the last say and "win". Na so that mosgoon guy dey do. Don't worry I won't tell her you are like that so you can still be JUST friends

ChasteGhuy:
Military zone ko mortuary zone ni

Lolx hahahahahahah bad mouth

ChasteGhuy:
You see why I loff Eni... Wisdom personified

Adeebiwa09 Military Zone keep off. Be guided please else my hounds will

ChasteGhuy:
You see why I loff Eni... Wisdom personified

Adeebiwa09 Military Zone keep off. Be guided please else rottweiler will

ChasteGhuy:
LMAO

Lolx you dey mind the mugu... He be like arsenal they won't win the cup and won't allow those that want to win win. Gbriels she's mine and not yours. I dash you brokewaist or if you are into it bobrisky

Gbriels:
Why can't local men be guided about this mosgoon issue....
@Benflash, u said ur piece excellently well at the first post only for u to fall into the same pit u advised someone against....
Please ooo, today isn't mosgoon or moogoogaipan day ooo, it's a beautiful Saturday..
@chasteguy, local man sight u....hope is the last thing to die in local men
@adeebiwa09... hope by now, u are used to being alone..
@mylocalwoman....ten thousand kisses from this side
@bobowaja...a local man @gbenga44 needs a reminder that lack of knowledge kills a fool...
@mathology...
@teaser
@beeam
@souljar
@realistic
@joobseek....nnpc oil money
@sibabe55..
@sumppumping
@all
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A new brand of our local zobo is out pls...feel free to make ur order

Which kiss with your unbrushed mouth. Abeg STDs can be contacted through kisses now. We (I and Enireqx20) don't want pass it to the nearest skirt wearing person and if you go give ChasteGhuy or Beeam any other local man you are on your own o, because you could be taking and think you are giving.

Anyways good morning my ghuys trust your night was filled of nightmares... Lolx.

BTW na the zobo wey you wan share for una wedding be that, wedding wey you dey get inside only dream. Me that have gone to see my in laws. Sidon there they call bobrisky 'she'

Make I come go chop daylight suya no time o


Come to think of it, brokewaist is single o, Gbriels shoot your shot and leave my Eni for me

moogoogaipan:
It may be a while before i come back again... So let me try touch plenty thing's.

Foremost, Sucess SMS notification/APL may start rolling in, nextweek.
it had to be fasttracked, like i said, the longer the LOSP or APL waits, the slimmer the chances of a common man.

Like i told Swargu, my source only gave me a hint, so i turn am to theory (No be so, all of una do too), only Swargu will understand and I told you guyz to take the farouk theory with a light heart, only to come here and see avalanche of pgs to read, una cum carry am for head, he be like say, una nor get passenger for head. But i am happy, that, the farouk theory smoked out, those hiding behind "Interviewed on the so so so date, No alert Yet", come see, as plenty people flock my DM, na that time i know say, Ha! ayé lè, Wallahi, em don pay almost every baga, as in every baga... Also happy, that the Ab theorist fretted, una come dey pray make farouk alert fall on you guyz. heya, ó má ṣé ó, èmi máa ń sie ní ���
Propaganda fit una wella, if ya wondering how the Nazi Party brought everyone on board, it was through Propaganda, An art of Make Belief. Add 2-3 alibi together, and you're good to go...
èmi ìkà, mo gbé àwọn wéré ní handicap 2.

Oliver twist too full here, drop this, put jara, na him make some people dey compare 1st class with 1st Class, Compare oga wey get 2:2 with Masters with ọmọ isẹ wey get BSc/BA 1st Class, na him also make one person, talk say, 1st class for humanities na pass for Engineering, it has been fun on this forum, hehehehehehe...

mosgoon, i can't say the particular personality disorder you possess, been trying to figure it out on the 4 figure table, but then, you should seek help, i quickly figure out Jarus but you are one hell of oversylla, makes me start questioning your attendance of a Nig. varsity (cos those lecturers don't like oversylla ppl) and of course attainment of 1st Class, AAMOF 1st classers don't do like you, well could be diff. in other varsities, i schooled where they don't cross the lawn. A pity you're your own woes, ayé ó fẹ́ ẹni fẹ́ ọrọ, àfi orí ẹ ní (translation is mine) why not keep a low profile, it will move those, who would be moved and not gyrate anybody, that's life. I am not sorry, if you find this offensive, blunt people don't feel sorry for truthing...

On this thread, As oga plenty, naso, small small pikin full ground, wey be say, if you se em for real life, you fit commit manslaughter, cos the way you go squeeze em ehn, em go die for your hand... � @Swargu i cite you.

PS: The 1st paragraph is 100% legit, at some points, all sources have been correct.

hoping to see us, that'll make it, at the Tower...

Love Ya all, except Mosgoon, until he changes... and Bleep ya all who misyarn my MONICA, it's MOO GOO GAI PAN https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moo_goo_gai_pan

Thahow (that's how according to one of my lecturers) this oga destroyed table that some men made and others were shaking small small... Ahhh
There is God oooo

Enireqx20:
You guys are quiet on me tonight. What's up na?

Babe how far

Cocococo oga where you dey since I don miss you o

Gbriels:
Me reading my statement of account I just printed......
Lemme be sure anyam is nowhere near my account...lol

Lolx hahahahahahah
And that's y Eni chose me instead of you, I am saner.