tyup:


NICKNAME: tyup
Location: Fargo #2364 ND

Would like to meet you over a cup of coffee bro, but North Dakota is fvcking far

Michellla viewing in the shadows.... Are you in the Empire state

RadicallyBlunt:

that would be nice. aDEOetREGE I don see val for you

As a Yoruba nigga who understands the meaning of that moniker, you'd know the account is questionable

OboOlora:


Lol, he’s 4hrs away from me jor. Except he’s willing to take greyhound bus to my side, we can have lunch at iHOP for u people to see

I doubt this profile is real

I'm a newyorker but it's saddening I haven't met any nairalander since I relocated here.

If you are the social type and would wanna spend time with a nairalander in the Empire State, comment your name and location.

Thank you....


Nickname: DPO
Location: Queens

efesodje:


Interesting write-up

Have you noticed with the increase in feminism the following happenings recently:

1. Increase in divorce rates
2. Increased ratio of unmarried women above 35
3. Rise of olosho-ism

Yea man,
Who wants the wahala of a numbskull claiming tu.sh

navzla:
This is not what feminism defined.Feminisim,is all about understanding, not ignoring others feelings or importance,that is why it is said to be ''given equal opportunity to all''mind you a man can also be a feminist,.feminism simply addresses the concern of the minors,e.g.In the Catholic setting, Europeans deliberately avoided pope's sit going out of Europe, they felt they are the only ones competent for that job.Lookin down on the rest of the part of priestly world as minors.Do not mistake a rude lady to a feminist.A feminist simply offer more than what they think she can offer.if a lady is giving priorities to work or herself more than the family then she is just selfish but feminist

You re right

But that is how slay queens translate feminism...hence the context

It’s with great sorrow I write this piece. We crave for a country where youths are at the helm of affairs yet the same youths can’t but expose their decayed fur; I thought dirty linens were for inside.



1. Shelf life:
marry her and your shelf life reduces by half. A feminist will disobey you yet give you solid reasons behind her sordidness. If your family have a history of HBP, you are a goner! A word.......



2. House, not home:
have you wondered why some men prefer spending months outside of their home, return to spend a weekend and off they are gone? They run from arguments and ‘naggings’ from their wife. I ain’t married yet but I feel the heat of a nagging GF let alone wife.



3. Parents:
you love and respect your parents and siblings right? You can respect them the more by marrying a lady who understands culture and would do her supposed duties like cooking for them when they visit. A typical feminist will order food from Konga with your credit card; they are your parents after all.



4. Disobedience:
a feminist will disobey you without feeling remorseful about the act. She believes in equality and equity, who are you to dish out orders?



5. Children:
feminists are career-oriented which is absolutely fine if not in its extreme. But a woman telling me ‘I’d be busy in the office, I can’t go pick up the kids’ ‘I had a stressful day in the office, please go and order pizza’. Marry one and you offend yourself and unborn seeds already.

6. Spontaneity:
I have read about some women who would rather remain without child or birth few and not breastfeed. If that’s the package you want for your wards, Goodluck man!



7. Hell:
if you are hot tempered, she is gonna lead you directly to hell. Imagine this thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/4313341/7-reasons-why-ill-always

If she were your junior sister, what would you do?
I rest my ‘pen’

I'll try and be brief

1. Haircut:

one of the most irritating haircut by most Nigerian guys is 'old skul'. Don't misquote me, there is
nothing bad with it if it perfectly fits your head shape, stature, and some other things like if you have a clean face. But imagine a hefty guy, with pimples, and all that keeping this kinda haircut, no matter how neat you are, it will portray you otherwise.

A real life example is of a bald guy I saw trying hard to keep oldskul.. Like TF?

Bald guys usually look good on skin
Square faced dudes are good with low-cut
And like that, every guy should know what's best for him

Mature girls like neat and good-looking guys. This is one of the things they look out for in guys.

2. Dress sense:

mature girls don't want you to have a wardrobe as rich as hushpuppy's, NO! Even if it's just 3 cloth combinations you have, make sure you know your way around. Dont wear native to a Monday date, don't use a stripe tie on a striped or multipatterned shirt......



3. Are you yourself?

A total turnoff for mature girls is you trying to be what you are not. If you don't have one naira, don't claim to be yusuf buhari.... Don't rent cars to impress her on dates. How long are you gonna do these for? Someday she is gonna realise and she is gonna dump your fake ass.

4. Be busy:

She doesn't care what you do as long as something keeps you busy. She doesn't need you to be the managing director in shell or first bank, NO.

She needs you to be intelligent and busy, then she trusts whatever you are doing even if the return is low ATM.

Trust me, she doesn't need a man to babysit neither does she wants a man who craves attention at every damn minute. Hint: Unavailability is a good spice.

5. Smell

Imagine you wearing a multimillion naira worth of wears, shoes and blings...Fine, you killed it but how about the strong smell from your armpit and what have we. Men are wired to have strong body scents and when not properly checked, it becomes disgusting.

This applies to the mouth too. Every mouth stinks in the morning, it’s left for individual whether to let it stink through the day or not.

For those with persistent mouth odour/halitosis, a visit to a doc ain’t a bad idea after all...

Remember, always smell nice even in your private closet.

6. Loyalty:


The preceeding points are the pros of mature girls but this right here is the major con about them. Mature ladies are extremely jealous and territorial beings. They want their man loyal to them and them alone.

If you are dating one right now and know how to keep your blokos where it is, good for you..... Else, it can make you a victim of

-Death,
-Arson (burn you or your important docs)
-voodoo affliction


You know the rest!

Olalan:
Trust typical Nija mothers to object to a typical slay queen if brought to them. Even slay queens pretend at first meetings.

Haaaa... I can relate.... The will rather not sleep and monitor you that night

Where is lalasticlala and mynd44 sef..... Make pple laff na..

Hahahah....

Some four weeks ago, I went with my friend who visited Lautech to collect her certificate.

Imagine a technology school whose workers use torch to carry out official duties. The workers were even yelling at alumnae of the school, stakeholders for that matter, telling them to wait till power is restored. We awaited for more than 2 hours..


Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Seun

MissRaine69:
Mmmmmmmm
Ok

Are u a bee? Y buzzing

.. Daddy kwa?....

Even my current Gf likes rough play sotey she once asked me to rip her panties off her when I was about banging her... Can I rip a mummy's panties apart without reaping a rough slap in return?

I think it should lose its potency....

Obviously, fayose is human.... Political differences aside.....


Sometimes life will kick u so hard in d as.s and d money in your account will add a slap to it, refusing to help....

Good morning house

I had my interview yesterday and it went this way

V.O: where are you going in the US
Me: xyz
V.O: what's your purpose for going into the US
Me: I'm being invited for a talk and poster presentation in ABC school
V.O: are you travelling alone or with colleagues
Me: alone
V.O: explain to me your paper and poster topic
Me: I explained basically using scientific terms, I let her know I'm not a newcomer in the field, I doubt she understands those terms but she sure knows I'm not a nobody in my field. The project will open doors to discoveries in the field and help humanity.

**got to a point, VO was sweating inside AC, trying hard to digest those terms I guess



V.O: who are your audience?
Me: Students all over the world
V.O: are you married?
Me: yes
V.O: what does your wife do?
Me: she manages my printing press
V.O: pick up your visa blablabla

NB: 1. my passport na virgin
2. Didn't use agent
3. Wasn't asked to show no document
4. Lasted 4-5mins


Lesson: I noticed basically people rejected the most were those going for shopping and unnecessary stuffs you can get any other place aside US.

If you present yourself as an individual whom they have something to gain from rather than you going there to chop from their national cake, they will accept you.

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