How would you call me daddy?

How am I gonna address you in d oza room? 'mummy, can we have sexual Intercourse tonight?' yuck!

What if I like it rough in d oza room, how am I supposed to ba.ng a supposed 'mummy' front, back and centre?

Or 'mummy', won't it be disrespectful to give you a kiss in d public or quickie in the car?

How can a supposed 'mummy' go for swimming in trunks with me? Won't the entire public be staring at 'mummy's bum? Ofcourse na her d entire public came to stare at

I've always believed it to be a bad idea to look for wife in the church or mosque. The reason being that such couples will never live life to the fullest. They'd live life being too careful around each other. How can I be careful around you?

How about rules? Have you wondered? A wife I can't mess in her presence and tie her down to make sure she enjoys d aroma once in a blue moon. Or can you call a supposed 'mummy's to come sniff d aroma while I download in the toilet?

Have you wondered? 'our mummy' is in the kitchen frying fish and dodo.... How can 'our daddy' go and be stealing the fish and dodo while she fries?

Ohhhh, as a 'daddy', I think pillow-fighting my wife once in a while will reduce my respect, so I should just respect my wife and keep my cool.


Dear future wife, if you are reading this, as pious and religious as you may be, never refer to me as 'our daddy'.
I do also hope you know a touch of crazy won't be a bad idea.
It is me,

Your husband.

Mmmmmmmm
Ok

.. Daddy kwa?....

Even my current Gf likes rough play sotey she once asked me to rip her panties off her when I was about banging her... Can I rip a mummy's panties apart without reaping a rough slap in return?

MissRaine69:
Mmmmmmmm
Ok

Are u a bee? Y buzzing