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Who sweep that street? ![]() |
Sijo01:The girl doesn't want to go home and her parents are trying to reduce her age so the guy can be tagged a pedophile. |
Why should the parents lie? its obvious the girl wasn't brainwashed. ![]() |
Na wah o! person go see dead body for that side today |
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After @baddestdjtimmy yabbed him, he reconsidered his career straight ![]() |
Is there no regulatory body one can report this bank to? they keep debiting my account and yet the purpose is not stated on my balance statement. If you call them, they will waste your time, if you tweet at them, they will DM stupid messages and if you goto their office, their CS are as clueless as they look ![]() Am tired of these thieves |
If only the black black uniform can be changed, Nigerian police are extremely and annoyingly dirty ![]() |
The bottom line is that it works! even though our slow elephants wont come to the rescue ![]() lalasticlala, mynd44, obinoscopy and seun. food is ready |
Just saw this online and decided to share it here. ![]()
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Depends on the season Fuel scarcity season: #1000 Rainy season: #850 Dry/normal season: #500 |
ladyF:Late comer ![]() |
Lagos is lucrative but that money is not even enough for transportation not to talk of feeding. So if money is your reason for relocating, you'd better reconsider. Second thing is that you can never grow when you are restricted, you have to diversify and your current company offers you that option on a platter so why give it away to be a slave in a new place. Since the present company relies on you and you see prospect in them, I'll advice you stay to build the company enjoy the dividend of your labor. |
DEXTROVERT:We dey talk currency, you are mentioning Zimbabwe? ![]() Zimbabwe currency is not even useful to Zimbabweans |
na so e dey start |
if you enter national team, make cow lay egg ![]() |
May God bless you Op. its high time our useless labour group put their position to good use. Absence of labour law has allowed this mad men troll on us for far too long. |
desire222:Quit being a hot arse ![]() na me say make ur life hard? |
desire222:That's what it takes to be a troll on someone's post but no harm intended and even the op knows ![]() |
ddaammyy:As you be woman, I can only imagine where it itches ![]() |
This op is a dunce. The only disease in the aforementioned is hepatitis the rest are just ailment and influenza ![]() |
If Lagos can be this hot, I wonder what will be left in the north ![]() |
Happy birthday to one of Africa's true hero though he is power drunk ![]() |
The girl fine pass yemi sef but her black no be here |
9ja babes and vehicles are like Siamese ![]() |
small pikin no fit handle play ![]() |
The past few weeks has been terrible and almost unbearable temperature wise. I guess this was the reason why some Nigerians had to write an open letter just to plead with SUN to quit the show off I find this hilarious tho ![]()
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That is 999 and not 666 olodo ![]() |
ladyF:Call your boyfriends lalasticlala and mynd44 to push this thing to FP make we use am laff out the weekend |
Tiled floor in a makeshift room/class ![]() |
The Era of real men of God is gone, all we have now is god of men ![]() Kudos to the boy for the heroic act but only few people will learn from this. |
Worshipers at a Pentecostal church sustained minor injuries after a naughty 15-year-old boy caused a stampede. The faithful bolted out of the church, falling over each other after the alleged rascal, hidden from their view, pretended to be ‘the devil’ and scared them stiff. It all began after worshipers closed their eyes and began chorusing a prayer before the sermon could begin. The boy is said to have tiptoed and picked the extra microphone at the lectern before hiding behind two loudspeakers. All of sudden, the churchgoers heard a booming voice with devilish guttural sounds rasping through the church public address system, announcing that they were now in hell and the voice speaking belonged to the devil himself. After a loud silence rent the air, the ‘devil’ ordered all those who truly believe in God to raise their hands, to which none responded. Instead, everyone was looking at each other with fear written all over their faces. The ‘devil’ then announced that everyone sits down on the floor awaiting further instructions. As the scared congregates shook and wet their pants, the pastor bolted out of the church at maximum speed before they followed suit. The sudden frenzied rush, coupled with “shetani ashindwe” shouts, created a fine mess, making some of the faithful to think it was the much-talked about biblical end time. It was the sight of elders jogging away as fast as they could, women and children wailing for help with other scared worshipers fervently begging for mercy from the ‘devil’ that tickled the offending boy, making him to laugh uncontrollably. It was then that the church technicians who maintain the music instruments realised they had been played. They looked around only to discover the extra microphone was missing and suspected the offending character was hiding within the church. The technicians took to the pulpit and announced that the incident was actually a hoax. At this point, those who had taken off and had been watching the drama unfold from a safe distance returned. The pastor took the microphone and began speaking in tongues and mumbling gibberish as if to curse the offending character. “Raghashanda… ragalabanda… ropokolomashekele….,” the pastor went on as he denounced the devil, calling him a liar. “Riswa! Riswa! Shetani ashindwe!” he cursed. As few brave members trooped back, the boy who was hiding between two giant speakers rose up still laughing off his head. He was almost roughed up, had it not been the timely intervention of older churchgoers who pleaded with angry parishioners. They told them to forgive the boy for he didn’t know what he was doing. Meanwhile, in his defence, he claimed he was only testing the parishioners’ faith in God. The sermon went on uninterrupted afterwards. source:- http://imzansi.co.za/congregants-flee-church-after-the-devil-appears/ |





