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CelebritiesRe: Ciara & Her Dancers Dance Barefoot In Dolphin-Estate, Lagos by adepiero: 3:51pm On Mar 02, 2016
Who sweep that street? undecided
CrimeRe: The Look On Face Of Ese Oruru, As She Sets To Return Home (Pic) by adepiero: 12:14pm On Mar 02, 2016
Sijo01:
Where's the obviousness?
The girl doesn't want to go home and her parents are trying to reduce her age so the guy can be tagged a pedophile.
CrimeRe: The Look On Face Of Ese Oruru, As She Sets To Return Home (Pic) by adepiero: 10:49am On Mar 02, 2016
Why should the parents lie? its obvious the girl wasn't brainwashed. angry
PoliticsRe: Fuel Re-sellers Razed By Fire In Isolo Lagos State - Graphic Photos by adepiero: 12:48pm On Mar 01, 2016
Na wah o! person go see dead body for that side today cry
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Blasted For 'bleaching' Her Baby Bump [PICS] by adepiero: 9:40pm On Feb 29, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Sina Rambo Now A Video Director by adepiero: 5:11pm On Feb 29, 2016
After @baddestdjtimmy yabbed him, he reconsidered his career straight grin
BusinessRe: Help GTB Cleared My Account And My Account Balance Is Now In Debit by adepiero: 1:14pm On Feb 29, 2016
Is there no regulatory body one can report this bank to? they keep debiting my account and yet the purpose is not stated on my balance statement. If you call them, they will waste your time, if you tweet at them, they will DM stupid messages and if you goto their office, their CS are as clueless as they look grin

Am tired of these thieves
PoliticsRe: Kamaldeen Awards Best K.A.I Dressed Officer With N100,000 (photos) by adepiero: 10:45am On Feb 29, 2016
If only the black black uniform can be changed, Nigerian police are extremely and annoyingly dirty angry
CrimeRe: Did You Know You Can Do This With Your ATM Card? by adepiero(op):
The bottom line is that it works! even though our slow elephants wont come to the rescue undecided

lalasticlala, mynd44, obinoscopy and seun. food is ready
CrimeDid You Know You Can Do This With Your ATM Card? by adepiero(op): 7:41am On Feb 29, 2016
Just saw this online and decided to share it here. smiley

CareerRe: How Much Do You Spend On Transportation To Work On Daily Basis? by adepiero: 1:17pm On Feb 27, 2016
Depends on the season

Fuel scarcity season: #1000

Rainy season: #850

Dry/normal season: #500
CareerRe: Please Help, Am Confused About The Better Job by adepiero: 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2016
ladyF:
grin
Late comer tongue
CareerRe: Please Help, Am Confused About The Better Job by adepiero: 8:44pm On Feb 25, 2016
Lagos is lucrative but that money is not even enough for transportation not to talk of feeding. So if money is your reason for relocating, you'd better reconsider.

Second thing is that you can never grow when you are restricted, you have to diversify and your current company offers you that option on a platter so why give it away to be a slave in a new place.

Since the present company relies on you and you see prospect in them, I'll advice you stay to build the company enjoy the dividend of your labor.
BusinessRe: Naira Gains 30%, Sells For N250/dollar by adepiero: 9:35am On Feb 25, 2016
DEXTROVERT:
I don't believe in hearsay

Let's stop deceiving ourself..
Naira is lower than Dollars but higher than Zimbabwe Dollars
We dey talk currency, you are mentioning Zimbabwe? undecided

Zimbabwe currency is not even useful to Zimbabweans
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's RudeBoyRecordz First Lady In New Photos by adepiero: 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2016
na so e dey start
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima's Footballer Son, Sean (photos) by adepiero: 2:20pm On Feb 24, 2016
if you enter national team, make cow lay egg undecided
CareerRe: How I Was Assaulted By My Lebanese Boss Yesterday Morning by adepiero: 12:35pm On Feb 24, 2016
May God bless you Op. its high time our useless labour group put their position to good use. Absence of labour law has allowed this mad men troll on us for far too long.
HealthRe: 6 Diseases That Could Embarrass You In The Public by adepiero: 9:40am On Feb 23, 2016
desire222:
Yeah, u are the internet troll. Keep it up. Since you know all, what have you invented to help life. Mr Aristotle and Socrates.
Quit being a hot arse undecided

na me say make ur life hard?
HealthRe: 6 Diseases That Could Embarrass You In The Public by adepiero: 5:40am On Feb 23, 2016
desire222:
Medical doctor, must u insult him before u correct him. Mr know all. We have seen u.
That's what it takes to be a troll on someone's post but no harm intended and even the op knows grin
HealthRe: 6 Diseases That Could Embarrass You In The Public by adepiero: 7:51pm On Feb 22, 2016
ddaammyy:
After shave itching, that one na die huh
As you be woman, I can only imagine where it itches grin
HealthRe: 6 Diseases That Could Embarrass You In The Public by adepiero: 7:43pm On Feb 22, 2016
This op is a dunce. The only disease in the aforementioned is hepatitis the rest are just ailment and influenza undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Open Letter To Sun By Roasted Nigerians [pics] by adepiero(op): 5:10pm On Feb 22, 2016
If Lagos can be this hot, I wonder what will be left in the north undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: 92nd Birthday Cake Robert Mugabe Got From His Staff This Morning (Photos) by adepiero: 5:01pm On Feb 22, 2016
Happy birthday to one of Africa's true hero though he is power drunk grin
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's Look-Alike At The University Of Abuja (see Photos) by adepiero: 1:39pm On Feb 22, 2016
The girl fine pass yemi sef but her black no be here
Car TalkRe: Strange Car Spotted At Ikotun, Lagos Yesterday(pics) by adepiero: 12:37pm On Feb 22, 2016
9ja babes and vehicles are like Siamese undecided
CelebritiesRe: Fans Throws Water & Drinks At Olamide On Stage, See His Reaction by adepiero: 12:36pm On Feb 22, 2016
small pikin no fit handle play undecided
Jokes EtcOpen Letter To Sun By Roasted Nigerians [pics] by adepiero(op): 12:33pm On Feb 22, 2016
The past few weeks has been terrible and almost unbearable temperature wise. I guess this was the reason why some Nigerians had to write an open letter just to plead with SUN to quit the show off cry

I find this hilarious tho grin

Christianity EtcRe: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by adepiero: 9:27pm On Feb 21, 2016
That is 999 and not 666 olodo angry
Christianity EtcRe: Congregants Flee Church After The ‘devil’ Appears by adepiero(op): 8:05pm On Feb 21, 2016
ladyF:
lmao that joke no good o, people go don get high bp grin
Call your boyfriends lalasticlala and mynd44 to push this thing to FP make we use am laff out the weekend
NYSCRe: Corper Gets Classroom As His Accommodation (photo) by adepiero: 6:08pm On Feb 21, 2016
Tiled floor in a makeshift room/class undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Congregants Flee Church After The ‘devil’ Appears by adepiero(op): 5:59pm On Feb 21, 2016
The Era of real men of God is gone, all we have now is god of men undecided

Kudos to the boy for the heroic act but only few people will learn from this.
Christianity EtcCongregants Flee Church After The ‘devil’ Appears by adepiero(op): 4:55pm On Feb 21, 2016
Worshipers at a Pentecostal church sustained minor injuries after a naughty 15-year-old boy caused a stampede.

The faithful bolted out of the church, falling over each other after the alleged rascal, hidden from their view, pretended to be ‘the devil’ and scared them stiff.

It all began after worshipers closed their eyes and began chorusing a prayer before the sermon could begin. The boy is said to have tiptoed and picked the extra microphone at the lectern before hiding behind two loudspeakers.

All of sudden, the churchgoers heard a booming voice with devilish guttural sounds rasping through the church public address system, announcing that they were now in hell and the voice speaking belonged to the devil himself.

After a loud silence rent the air, the ‘devil’ ordered all those who truly believe in God to raise their hands, to which none responded. Instead, everyone was looking at each other with fear written all over their faces.

The ‘devil’ then announced that everyone sits down on the floor awaiting further instructions.

As the scared congregates shook and wet their pants, the pastor bolted out of the church at maximum speed before they followed suit.

The sudden frenzied rush, coupled with “shetani ashindwe” shouts, created a fine mess, making some of the faithful to think it was the much-talked about biblical end time.

It was the sight of elders jogging away as fast as they could, women and children wailing for help with other scared worshipers fervently begging for mercy from the ‘devil’ that tickled the offending boy, making him to laugh uncontrollably.

It was then that the church technicians who maintain the music instruments realised they had been played.

They looked around only to discover the extra microphone was missing and suspected the offending character was hiding within the church. The technicians took to the pulpit and announced that the incident was actually a hoax.

At this point, those who had taken off and had been watching the drama unfold from a safe distance returned. The pastor took the microphone and began speaking in tongues and mumbling gibberish as if to curse the offending character.

“Raghashanda… ragalabanda… ropokolomashekele….,” the pastor went on as he denounced the devil, calling him a liar. “Riswa! Riswa! Shetani ashindwe!” he cursed.

As few brave members trooped back, the boy who was hiding between two giant speakers rose up still laughing off his head. He was almost roughed up, had it not been the timely intervention of older churchgoers who pleaded with angry parishioners.

They told them to forgive the boy for he didn’t know what he was doing. Meanwhile, in his defence, he claimed he was only testing the parishioners’ faith in God. The sermon went on uninterrupted afterwards.


source:- http://imzansi.co.za/congregants-flee-church-after-the-devil-appears/

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