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Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 8:06pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=Riley_Freeman]
ACT 1..SCENE 1

LECTURER : who propounded the theory of separation of Power?

CLASS : huh

LECTURER : Mr. Romanticboy, can you give us the answer?

ROMANTICBOY: sir, I have no idea.

LECTURER : I'm not suprised, how will you have an idea when you call yourself 'Mr.Romanticboy'.. Indeed you must be 'romantic' -_-

ACT 1...SCENE 2

PROFEMMY: Romanticboy, please wait for me.

*V.c passing by and overhears the name*

V.C: come here Mister, what did you just call him?

PROFEMMY: 'romanticboy' ..Sir, that's the name he wants to be called.

V.C : (-_-)

*Adex eavesdropping from a near corner**

ADEX : end time things .



No vex o...Romanceboy, the ministry is moving, na joke we dey wink (
[/quote]Lwkmdo...so many comedians here o.
#uniben= university of comedians.
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 8:02pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=Riley_Freeman] hehe...bro, I get it..more like Jazinogold. nice one..bro. smiley

And you know, when one is known by his nick..calling them by their actual name sounds weird grin

n I bet most of the peeps who call you that knew you from NL...completely understood, afterall..You were somewhat a prominent figure in last year's thread. cool


and please..just incase I choose to reveal myself during clearance, make anybody no call me Trafford ooo!..I dont want people to see me as some football fanatic or anything..Mickey, you dey hear..if you try am! Ehn ehn angry

n BTW..my name is....





Freeman....Riley Freeman cool

lol..Don't call me that either angry
[/quote]Calling you another name would be so ODD cool

Its either trafford or trafford!!!! cool
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:58pm On Sep 04, 2013
Metaphycist: U cnt use one card 2 print both...u hv 2 buy anoda one.i.e u need 2 cards.

Dis jst reminds us dat dey care less abt wether or nt we r admitted n more on how dey cn use us 2 make money.
They say der is illiteracy wen dey dnt want d poor 2 go 2 skul, in a country wer more dan 70% of it's pple live below poverty line.
Nevadless,we'l scale through N SHOW DEM HOW IT'S DONE.
Damn!!!! will have to go to ikoyi again..shit!!!
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:56pm On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: IRRITATING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES.
1. Am back did you miss me (who cares anyway?
I didn't know u were gone).
2. I love my man/girl! (shit! Tell him/her inbox)
3. I'm Hot (this is facebook not fuckbook so
shut up)
4. I can't believe this, she/he left me and broke
my heart. (who is a heart surgeon here? Go to
love doctors)
5.Am bored (YO' the one boring! Get a life)
Lmao....you will never see a guy post such status...

#gals_thing#
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2013
Metaphycist: Acceptance fee ...46,000
Skul fee.....46,000
Total.........92,000
.
.
.Dis yr cud be more.Welcm 2 our Pri-federal university
It myt be less bro....a coin has two sides grin
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:46pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Had a chat with a guy on 2go, he told me his story..I did the lil encouraging I could..n told him to keep checking.

I left..came back an hour later only for him to tell me he's been admitted!!! The LORD God be praised..!!!

Please help me Thank God for this guy's life..my joy has increased to...48%.

Thank YOU Lord JESUS..Thank You smiley

others, be encouraged.
[/quote]PRAiSE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:43pm On Sep 04, 2013
soloenzo: I have been admitted into Uniben to study Pol Sc and Pub Admin. Its the grace of God and I thank God for granting me such favour and progress, atleast this is another step in my Life and I grab it with full privilege and ones more thank God, Uniben I come
Congrats bro cheesy
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:43pm On Sep 04, 2013
FilesUpdator: Elect/ELECT ENGR... Dem just give me.. I CHECK THIS MORNING NOTHING O..
Congrats bro..I'm happy for you cheesy
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:39pm On Sep 04, 2013
Ken excel: Plss all dose who av been given ecostat shuld pls add me on 2go as enadken1 and watsapp on 08095861633.so we can get to knw ourselves beta b4 d resumption of school commence...and besides i avn't seen any female aspirant ooo only male..abi dem dy restrict gals frm dat course? Abeg make sure u add up o...BICO..
lol..
I met one female eco-stat aspirant fresher on FB today....na 57% she get.
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:34pm On Sep 04, 2013
karenkinky: They are on strike. So no rank for them at the moment.






Why should a Nigerian uni be ranked sef. When they are not stable because of strike.


American universities that are ranked high like dt. It's just less dan 30% of their indegines dat are there. They don't like finishing their education. It's Nigerians that dominate them and do so well.
Please tellme more shocked
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:27pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=Riley_Freeman]you too..Adex too...I never know of Asakel, but I dey suspect cuz he mouth...I mean fingers dey sharp online wel wel.


N sadly..Me too.


But e bad to be introvert huh[/quote]You think so??
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:24pm On Sep 04, 2013
MrRomantic1: i dn't fight 4 gals nr try 2 rescue/rush dem wen derz a guy already!
M 2 cool nd gentle 4 dt!
So instead of ma name der
errrrrrrm!
I pt adex or charlly!
#peace
Hmmm
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:23pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=Riley_Freeman] exactly what I wanted to do...you read my mind ..lol [/quote]grin
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:21pm On Sep 04, 2013
Mickey7: lol ..adex since u dey jobless begin like all my posts frm dis one reach my very first post on dis thread.....kolade hmm read sometin abt pple lyk u o on nairaland shocked introverts grin
Will prove to you say over joblessness dey worry me. cool
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 7:13pm On Sep 04, 2013
ellyrichy: EXAM QUESTIONS FOR ALL NEW AND SOON TO BE UNIBEN STUDENTS.

1. Which of the following thread shares an equivalence with the speed of light (3× 10 8 m/ s)
a) Uniport b) Uniasuu c) auchi poly d) Uniben

2. Which of the following nairalanders is most active on Uniben thread
a) ellyrichy b) adex c) swagalord d) karen

3. Would there be other list pertaining to Uniben
a) yes b) no c) e be like say d) i no know oh

4. Are you happy
, a) no b) yes c) very soon d) all things are possible
1)D
2)B
3)D
4)C
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:56pm On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel: This hidden has been post
This has hidden post been
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:55pm On Sep 04, 2013
No sir
MrRomantic1: which page z diz,ma eyez r dim nd cn't c,av we passed page 700huh
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:53pm On Sep 04, 2013
I hear you bro.
Kolade9: Ehn na.....e go make money remain 4 ya pocket
If d 1st person don login d oda two go connect to hin lappy
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:53pm On Sep 04, 2013
TOP 50 UNIVERSITIES

Rank Institution Location
Overall score
1 Harvard UniversityUnited States
100.0
2 Massachusetts Institute of TechnologyUnited States87.6
3 University of CambridgeUnited Kingdom81.3
4 University of OxfordUnited Kingdom73.0
5 University of California, BerkeleyUnited States72.4
6 Stanford UniversityUnited States70.6
7 Princeton UniversityUnited States36.2
8 University of California, Los AngelesUnited States35.6
9 University of TokyoJapan32.9
10 Yale UniversityUnited States32.8
11 California Institute of TechnologyUnited States27.8
12 University of MichiganUnited States22.4
13 Columbia UniversityUnited States21.4
14 University of ChicagoUnited States21.3
14 Imperial College LondonUnited Kingdom21.3
16 University of TorontoCanada18.8
17 Cornell UniversityUnited States18.3
18 University of PennsylvaniaUnited States17.9
19 Johns Hopkins UniversityUnited States16.9
20 University College LondonUnited Kingdom15.8
20 ETH Zürich – Swiss Federal Institute of Technology ZürichSwitzerland15.8
22 National University of SingaporeSingapore15.5
23 Kyoto UniversityJapan15.0
24 University of Illinois at Urbana ChampaignUnited States14.3
25 London School of Economics and Political ScienceUnited Kingdom12.1
26 Carnegie Mellon UniversityUnited States11.3
27 University of Texas at AustinUnited States11.2
27 University of WashingtonUnited States11.2
29 New York UniversityUnited States10.8
30 University of Wisconsin- MadisonUnited States10.7
31 University of British ColumbiaCanada10.2
31 Duke UniversityUnited States10.2
31 McGill UniversityCanada10.2
34 University of California, San DiegoUnited States9.7
35 Tsinghua UniversityChina9.6
36 The University of Hong KongHong Kong9.5
37 Northwestern UniversityUnited States9.4
38 Georgia Institute of TechnologyUnited States9.2
39 University of MelbourneAustralia8.9
40 University of California, San FranciscoUnited States8.7
41 Seoul National UniversityRepublic of Korea8.3
42 Australian National UniversityAustralia8.2
42 University of MassachusettsUnited States8.2
44 Ludwig-Maximilians- Universität MünchenGermany8.0
45 Peking UniversityChina7.8
46 University of EdinburghUnited Kingdom7.7
47 University of ManchesterUnited Kingdom7.3
48 University of California, DavisUnited States6.9
49 University of SydneyAustralia6.7
50 Lomonosov Moscow State UniversityRussian Federation6.5
50 Purdue UniversityUnited States6.5
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2013/reputation-ranking

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where is UNIBEN a.k.a uniBEST huh
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:48pm On Sep 04, 2013
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Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:45pm On Sep 04, 2013
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Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2013
Bye guys..we go see later...
Man needs to rest.

#nap# wink
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:42pm On Sep 04, 2013
Kolade9: The wifi is 5k
Ma sis said 3 ppl can....contribute/join/donate angry.....3 ppl fit join pay the 5k con connect their lappy undecided
Three people go come dey share 1 password ... End time things
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:38pm On Sep 04, 2013
Kiluto: guy i de greet o. Mak i de observe as guest. De wait 4 3rd list; dat is if 3rd list exist. Guy pray 4 me o. Al prayer count.
no problem bro...I go pray for you.
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:37pm On Sep 04, 2013
Mickey7: who is d jobless guy dt lyked all d posts on d previous page? Adex!
Hahahahahahaha YEA!!!!!


*evil_grin*
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:33pm On Sep 04, 2013
The spirit of opening pages dey radiate over me cheesy[quote author=Riley_Freeman] ohhhhhhhhh! Why naaa...? As I open 699..I be dey hope for 700...I don prepare speech sef like who win Oscar award.

Well, better luck next time..

With this, it's been confirmed... You are the choosen one.
[/quote]hahahahahahahaha...you can say that again. grin
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
sylvalord: me hear say d tin worse jawe angry
really huh
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:28pm On Sep 04, 2013
sylvalord: adexxxxxxxx u don enta hall of fame twice na.. me na only once.. yyy did u do this... yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy




















well 3rd to comment no be bad thing
Like my first mummy lady would say "it is not easy to carry 3rd in a Competition like this“ wink
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:26pm On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: u come from nowhre to spoil my fun abi
tongue
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:25pm On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: na dat wifi for uniben i won run down no b small downloading
I hear say na 5k for 12months....see enjoyment grin
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:22pm On Sep 04, 2013
Seconded
Mickey7: u go stand for middle of auditorium shout 'I AM TRAFFORD'?
Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 1:20pm On Sep 04, 2013
*OH MY GOSH*!!!!
Can't bliev I opened page 700 shocked !!!


#END-TIME-THINGS# cool

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