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I refuse to be gullible !!!!

By the way, this particular part of the story got me LOH (laughing out hard)

Messi is also reported to have attacked Chilean
striker Alexis Sanchez, who signed from
Udinese for 37 million euros in 2011, saying,
"Considering how bad you are, I've no idea how
you cost so much," and, "Stop shooting so much
and give me the ball."

Was just passing by.


Wish you guys the best.

Pls , I wanna buy the jet.

MacLovington: I usually says it as it is or say nothing at all. I would only do so not to embarrass someone.

One day I dosed off in the sofa instead of going to work. I had a very busy day and late night the previous day. My phone rang and woke me up and my colleague goes "where are you"? "At home mate, I dosed off" I told him.

He was not happy but he later said most people would have said they were on their way.

Are you a Nigerian

This country is not easy...

* I'm still a virgin (ladies).
* I will always love you (guys).
* uninterrupted power supply for all
(NIG-politicians).
* I had no shoes (jonathans)
* I will take Nigeria to the promise land
(buharies)
* Banana iceland man-shurn (yuzedos)

Jamb wicked o..see human being admission letter

Congratulations ***** ********* *****!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 6-
Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN CITY.
Course SEXOLOGY AND SOCIOLOGY
in the Faculty of SOCIAL SCIENCES.
Copyright © 2013. Unified Tertiary
Matriculation Examination: Post Registration

@charly , congrats.

Mickey7: den hw come ur aggregate is 71 wen (228/+(83/2) gives 70 ?

@mickey and twafford, miss bernie is ryt..
You guys didn't calculate it well


228/8 = 28.5 (29) approx

83/2 = 41.5 (42) approx

Aggr8 = 29 + 42 = 71%


NOTE: they approximate both scores differently before adding them together,...


@ didi, I'm sure your frnd made same mistake too.




*Dazall*

Asakel: Lol!
CSO
Na ma hammer o. Can't find it.
Buh how va na....jes wake up diz morning..see the BWEAKING! O'boy i nearly shit ma bladder o.
.
How z da ministery?

Hahahaha....ministry dey move well well

Romanticboy1:

Werrin happen? Are you jealousy of twafford.

Emylexray: hahaha. Tell mum to tell Dad for night, when them dey bed. . Let mum tell Dad and not you.


Women sabi talk that kain thing!

Are you married abi na NollyWood movies give you dis experience??

Good morning![quote author=oliseh.com]Gud AM peeps
*i really thank God 4 my mum's understanding* me neva teh my paale.[/quote]Don't worry, he will understand.

Asakel: BREAKING:
Economy and Statistics: 71
Medicine: 82
Educations: 68
.
.
More breaking....coming soon.
Tite ur seatbelts.
*grabs his sledge hammer*
If anybody wan jes tok naah eh......ma fo ori e danu.
:-(

Where is asakel??

Good morning

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You guys don resume duty this early morning abi?

#happy-observation#..

Mastino: I dey Tellz You....

Oboy morning ohh.. Mak mi con crash my own now
##i don refresh Kofa page tire, even ma fingers dey
pain mi##..

***yawns*** Guy we go yarn later..
##Gud A.M 2 y'all##

I go continue from where you stop....

Me go crash any crash wey won crash me.....
I no need sleep for this kind time at all.

Michael Sokoto: I put elect elect buh was given fisics

Congrats my man.....

Where is my man detivo??

30-08-2013

Good morning guys!!!

osague: hmm....i applied for political science nd uniben gave me political educatn....r dey both same or wich is beta...jx curious

Congrats bro.

Mastino: **Smiles** You See wetin Cuban Coffee + Alomo Bitters dey cause
BIGG CONGRATSSS To you man, ##You Surely Deserve It

##E Remain ME nd ADEX## Seems all other ecot-stat Aspirant has
been given something sha..

But Boi, Na Werin You Go Use Wash Em Naa

Yes bro...that's the power of CUBAN COFFEE

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Una no dey sleep? Na wa o......I know say na morning sha...
Oya oh! I dey go sleep bye bye...

Lol..sleeeeep??

Good morning o

IKJ66: o boy no b small tin #happy mood activated#i checked diz morning and i was given ecostat education mehn am xo happy

Congrats bro....at last , my able IG don get admission.....

Mickey7: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaħaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎=))​=D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒

Never waste your laugh finish ...my admission-lyf series....Final episode go soon come out. .

dharmora: fankz@mickey nd adex

You welcome.

Brb guys....make I run finish this episode...
I'm lagging behind .

[quote author=Great~Mind]lol...for your mind abi.

Anyways, me don go sleep. Gudnite sir![/quote]Good nyt my oga....sleep well.

Was still a JJC

Re: UNIBEN PROSPECTIVE Students Thread
2013/2014
by Adex097: 3:58pm On Jan 16
Gud day guys,...I wanna know the aggregate score
needed to be admitted on merit for economics nd
statistics @uniben
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Oga jazino replied

Re: UNIBEN PROSPECTIVE Students Thread
2013/2014
by jazinogold(m): 7:33am On Jan 17
aggregate 60 wud gv u ecostat
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Few months later....

Re: UNIBEN PROSPECTIVE Students Thread
2013/2014
by Adex097: 9:27am On Jul 23
Ayam the happiest homosapien presently on
earth.....
Eco-stats:
Screening score---64
Aggregate---60....
Ma calculations worked out...
#vindicated!!!
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Admission status = still loading.

@Oga jazinogold, na you telme say make I score 60 o.....

Hmmm....

dharmora: make person check for me jawe 35110101FH

sorry, no admission is given yet!!!

617aircav: I used to drive a fuel tanker for the US army, full of aviation fuel. There were so many precautions to be taken. When transferring fuel from one tanker to another a lot of static electricity builds up. Both tankers must be properly grounded to the earth and bonded to each other to avoid an explosion. Also there should be no smoking, building or unauthorized personnel within 50ft. All persons should wear fire resistant clothing, and cellphones were not allowed. I even drove over 5000 miles in Iraq without issues. There needs to be better safety standards. I've seen tankers offloading in the middle of a crowded market in Lagos. If these habits don't change there will be more disasters like this.

Dangote needs professional tanker trailer drivers like you.

[quote author=Great~Mind]Meehn, with all the not-so-funny feedbacks threadmates are getting from JAMB's site, E be like say na UNIBEN's kofa page go make sense pass for checking oh.

Me is out, alert me when the statusES are seen on kofa.

Congrats to those that have checked and had also been admitted. Goodluck to those that are yet to be.

I leave you with this age long dictum; "a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bushes". Rejoice, admission no be child's play![/quote]Hmmm...the gods have spoken.

Mastino: Heee Jumong?? hope say yu get money to buy em reach
season 13.. Very Long nd Boring Movies..

Obobs i don Refresh Dis Kofa Page Pass 20 times now
e bi like say mi go, go crash now slf

#Anyways i still get lik 2 more Hrs B4 Bed#
##Still On TDB Matter##

Lol...ma sis gave me season 1 to 12...na seasn 2 me still dey .