₦airaland Forum

Fastecash: I called prof. Olayinka in uniben today, i asked him what is the delay in uniben admission.... He said that they are just compiling the names of students from different departments to send send it to jamb for normal approval. He also said before the end od september it will be out

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Will 9ice write jamb ?

Latnok95: Okada wey nor dey Falomo again dey spoil show for that jamb office paroles

na because of pple like you fash stop okada ....
You fit take bus from obalende to jamb office...#100.

Droga dray: @latnok95 u learn by textbuks .....pls learn to b realistic.......nigeria politics ave no respect 4 constitution nd if dey do,,,y ar uni student @hom pls,giv me a name of a schoolsat holder id d govt of ur state if u cnt,den thrash b ur words

We givvup!!!

S( -_-) M(-_- ) H( -_-)

odizeey: i tire for naija,na trouble makers dem go dey beg ,and e dey gv dem more morale,continue to dey beg for wetyn don pass

Yes na....we need to beg dem cos we need peace...that's why we dey beg dem militants and bokoharam to stop their wahala.

Btw..slyvalord no be trouble maker , na trouble promoter, you guys make the trouble...

*dazall*

Asakel: Goin and comin?

Yea..I spent just #400 to and fro the last time I went dare buh sometimes #480

sylvalord: The best answer for FOOLS lyk u is silence


#Ignored

Calm down bro....uhm..and again, you don't ignore people like this now *not smiling* just read the post and skip it...so easy.

Asakel: Lol!
The tin be sey na da lowest i see dats y. And na 4 mushin road by the right.
Wan alpha lyk dat.
:-)

Me got mine @ikoyi for #1,000 ..t-fare aint up to #500

Asakel: The wan in ma area iz 1,700 for eflytin.
*smiles*

Ma guy, this one wey you no dey stop smiling...hope say you never join the Association Of Yaba Left-ers. (AOYL)

exPLIcit7: u want make My Throat CRACK...

Baba blue will do the magic

Asakel: U can get it in Lag babe.
Go to Ikoyi or any cyber cafe.
In Jamb office tis 1,000 while the cyber cafes wld sell 1,500 or even higher with the printing altogether.
The wan in ma area iz 1,700 for eflytin.
*smiles*
And again i heard u can purchase online buh i dnt knw.

The stuff na 2k for my area.

Kolade9: Not all SUG presidents are intellectual gurus
Politics is the major factor....that's my point

Mr KOLA!!! Mr Kola!!! Mr KOLA!!!

You no dey hear word once!!!
....you no know say you can't contest for the post of the SUG president if your GP ain't up to 2nd class upper at least...na olodo won get 2nd class upper ni ?

Olugbenger: congrats bro!

Thanks my man

lovingD: congrats

Thanks bro

exPLIcit7: I 2 much...I SHOUT...I wake kolade...I shout I wake ADEx...I don wake many people...KOFAAAAAAAAAA..maybe If I continue shouting I will Mr Freeman wil join us...KOFAAAAAAAAAA

Abeg help me wake KOFA 2

Kolade9: Well anybody can be the SUG president in Nigerian Unis today.
U just have to be good in school politics..... nobody is looking at your performance in class

Wrong assumption bro... Those guys are intellectual gurus though their English might be a lil bit malnourished.

Monsieursuave: Me nr kum noe again o. Bros. Metaphycist don confuse me

Department of Mathematics and economics dey for faculty of sciences.
Same with statistics...buh Economics and statistics dey for social sciences.

Latnok95: He quoted the constitution and u still looking for example? Lol! You really need to go School sha..
Politics is a game tagged Survival of the fittest , and bro,even tho u r a school cert holder, once you Can Read and write, UNDERSTAND AND CAN DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION, Got the love of ur people and the connections/money, you are better than a PhD holder who doesn't have d support of d people..
Note: In ur case, you need to go to sch to understand n defend d constitution oh

@seun, we need the "thumbs up" emoticon.

Monsieursuave: .

It cannot be life science, datz way off.
It cannot be physical science, cuz Öѵ econs.
Dat means itz social science. Also cuz Öѵ d econs.

So av no fear!

Agric econs is social science too?

demistry: Bin away 4 a while...nobody even asked of me..can u imagine...well una gudu mornin o...

Good morning and welcome bak*

Later guys
#movie-movie-movie#

ememdee: Lol.. Just added it to list of things to buy

No spoil ma business opportunity na

Uzzidili: ah don't think that was the point or was it. Negro was just being sarcastic

RACIST!!!

Asakel: Yeah!
Me comot 7yrs 4rm ma real age?
Hope no be problem sha.
:-(

You are good to go.

Mickey7: it depends sir..der're diffrnt shades of wine...adex haba it's nt lyk it's ur first tym

Lol...its RED o...me ain't a learner na

Mickey7: how much does a stapler cost

Don't worry about that bro...the CSO is at your service.

Mexyz: Hehehehd...nice one metaphycist,wit wat am seeing on ds thread, i see sme people going to jamb's office in abj. #FACT# Adex,did u say ur passport is WINE BACKGROUND? Hmmmm....God help u bro.

Yea ,, its wine ...red-wine .

Thanks bro

Metaphycist: Lessons 4rm Day 3
-Always go early
-Dnt bother too much 2 write ur name in d punctuality list.Most often dan not,dey r nt used.
-Always try 2 help odas
- Try buyin a stapler
- Do wat u mst,bt wait patiently
- Make sure ur papers r on point so u dnt get a blow in d eleventh hour.

Make una no worry, I will bring enough staplers that day..its jez 0.05K

Mickey7: lol dnt have any problm with my credentials...why shud anyone use diffrnts names for diffrnt documents nd diffrnt dates of birth?trna b smart?knw pple who reduced deir age wen dey were filling in for waec.saying some companies consider age for employment...je pense d only problm i have is my birth certificate. it looks ordinary to me.it wasnt stamped,just d matron's signature

Hahahaha...all join

Asakel: Me sef get DOB ish o
And names too.
Jes hoping the affidavit will solve it.

Na football age you use

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE DAY 3
It's wednesday mrning,
I mst be very early 2day I tut,so I cn get dis ova wit once n 4 all.
I woke up n prepared as early as I cud n left 4 skul.
I got 2 d bursary,it stood at d south west of d auditorium,n south east of d bank,i.e btwn d auditorium n bank..Despite how early I ws,there was already a list of names n it appeared 192 peeps cam b4 me.Jeez! Did dey sleep here?!!
I had 2 stay on queue b4 I cud even write my name on d list,only 4 dos issuing d receipt 2 com n render it obsolete.Afterall,it ws organisd by freshers demselves.
We wer told 2 go behind d buildin 2 form queues accordin 2 our faculties to transform our tellers.
It ws now obvious dat d nickname 4 d clearance was "queue".
Now I had already made an analysis abt d clearance procedure,typed n pasted in on d walls 2 help those jst startin.
.
Freshers wer nw on difrnt levels.
Dos who had nt started at all wer viewed as not beign ready.Freshers nw respected each oda accordin 2 d stage dey wer in clearance.
More dan trice,I ws asked,"wat stage r u?" n I wud proudly reply, " bursary stage"it was a prestige.
Now, I ws num 10 in d queue,I ws so hapi cuz I'v neva been so close on d start b4.Little did I knw it'l tak ova 3 hours 2 attend 2 me.
It's all gud anyway,in queues b4,we received first hand scorching 4rm d sun bt in d bursary der wer enuf trees 2 shade us.
It ws nw 11 am, i took d receipt 2 my clearin dest n I ws given four files 2 fill in my info elaborately.
U'l tink dis ws easy,bt d files wer huge n som consider it d most dificlt part.
I placed a passport n one bundle of my six difrnt photocopies on each file.I hv nw used 5 bundles of my 6 photocopies,remainin 1.
Afta filling d file in wat seemed like copyin a full newspaper,I finishd n had 2 staple my documents wit each file.
Getin a stapler isnt usuali a problem,bt 2day it ws.D clearin officers wnt let me use theirs,their face lookd lik those who wer jst attacked by bees.They wer as tired as we were.
After searchin tirelessly,a worker outside offerd 2 staple it 4 me each costing 50naira.

WATCH OUT FOR DAY 4

wow ......see stapler business o...#time_to_make_money#

*evil-grin*

Thanks bro.