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Fynestboi: [size=30pt]SHAKUR and ADEX i get JOB 4 u ooo per head na 500naira u just nid to do sum findings, go find all dis lost member of ui aspirant and u re to do it b4 10am on saturday(27th) dats wen u wuld deliever to get ur money
failure to dis b4 saturday by 10am no money 4 u and its likely we ban u 4rm postng 4 5months...




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I resemble google? Besides you didn't give me their various details like phone number, picture , address, last post on NL, e.t.c if you can provide them, consider the job done in the next 17hrs 32mins 56secs

Doctor20002: Dont kill me nah am also a student.....ooooo

student get levels

Fynestboi: IF JAMB HAD ACTUALLY CHANGE SUM CANDIDATE CENTRE THEN I WULD CALL DAT WICKEDNESS @ ITS PEAK I SWEAR DATS D BEGIINING OF FAILURE I SWEAR PPLE GO FAIL LIKE FALAYE OMO JAMB WICKED Oooo

THOSE WEY JAMB CHANGE DEIR CENTRE AND THEM NO KNW NA PITY'ED I PITY THEM...#SAD#

its a blessing in disguise

Fynestboi: Vigil, vigil'ed even me gan get vigil 2mao whch is compulsory... So hold ur vigil..

don't tell me you are going to the vigil o.
On a serious note, a vigil is suppose to hold in my church tomorrow but it was canceld because of jamb.

Fynestboi: Awawi ur neighor show u im photocard ni or wetn u dey tak

I won go ask all of them one-by-one

emekakelvin: Am posting this 4 second time, pls all nairalanders doing Jamb try to re-print slip .....because may be ur center has been change to avoid been saying had i know .....source: A friend of mine reprint his slip and surprising his center has been change

I will re-print mine on sunday cos my pastor for church get printer so I go do ham for free.

shakur07: Mr time keepershey no be clock u go dey watch for exam lyk ds..#jes saying

I work with time man

shakur07: Lmao ..unless messi retires from soccer ...cr7 is till his vice bur haba Y u dey pick on mikel nao

mikel na very good bad footballer

shakur07: Palz...pray for one of ur own nao ...am so down wit malaria fever #i sure say it mus be d work of enemies @ d top from awa village

sorry o...my church just organize 3-days program.


Day 1- 26th april (vigil)
Time: 10:00pm - 5am

Day 2- 27th april
Time: 8am - 1pm

Day 3- 28th april
Time 8am - 1pm

Please don't miss a single day o.
Especially that of saturday.
Its gonna be powerful.

Fynestboi: u dnt nid to knw na na ur centre be dat?

he fit be my neighbor centre

Its exactly 36hrs to utme....hmmm

shakur07: Laughing in german...y do u believe d@ dortmund wont score @ least 2 in bernabeu ..u dey talk lyk as if madrid defence is impregnable ...i even cee leFOURdowski scoring @ least 3 next week

then expect seven(7) goals from cr7

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MESSI: - Hey Ronaldo HOW MARKET?
C RONALDO replied: - Omo na d way u
buy am
yesterday dem sell 4 me too º°˚.
MESSI : - Ronaldo oga gan Oº°˚˚˚°º
RONALDO : - Lewandowski finish all my
defence. MESSI : - Muller self finish my
defence, you no see as they dribble me
fall down .
RONALDO : - Messi German League
good pass
La Liga make we talk true.
MESSI ; - Me no fit go there na because
they
too strong and skilful, even dey wan kill
me self with
the injury am having... RONALDO : -
Omo I fit commot go German
club Oº°˚˚˚°º I go shrine Oº°˚˚˚°º
MESSI : I pity you, sabi you still dey
second for
world best omo iya na 9th you go dey.
Mikel
Obi self go pass you..make we kuku
dey play am jeje
like this. RONALDO : - Na lie bi that one
jare I go bi
there oga at the top for there..



...........
Good morning to you all!!

Fynestboi: Phtmie, joseboy, adex and co we no c una 2day yeye them.

I no be madrid fan nw.. I'm a CR7 fan and ma guy no disappoint me.

iamjoseph: Its til next season 4 realmadrid nd barcelona

madrid need just 3 goals without retaliation to qualify but barca need 5 goals.

Fynestboi: madrid is totally flop wit all deir players intact imagine wat dortmund do 2 them.... Disgrace

if you check the meaning of flop in your dictionary, you gonna see barcelona's logo.

Fynestboi: confirm if we had such defence like madrid defence bayern can neva mesmirize us like dat abi wetn u tak say i tak?

lol..so you no know say na the hair wey pique barb cause ill-luck for barca.

Fynestboi: LEWANDOSKI IS A BOMB A REPEtition of WAT MESSI DID AGAINST ARSENAL naw against d mighty madrid unbelievable... I knw dis kind of tn wuld appen.. Cnt imagine a madrid fan(spain) even d coach was in support of bayern yesterday and na same spain them dey ... A record is made out of madrid wat a disgrace.. Cnt stop laughing....

don't tell me madrid was a disgrace.
You should say, SPAIN is a disgrace.
Why? Germany ( Vs (1) Spain.
Oya let's watch out for season 2 wen they export the german machines to spain.

shakur07: Wit ds result CR7 shu forget ballon d "or for ds year ..adex and co no vex oh

at least madrid still fit resuscitate unlike their cataluyan brothers wey don dead already.

Fynestboi: [size=20pt][b]FUNNY THINGS WE NIGERIANS DO

We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME.

We flash with private number.

We are very loud especially when we are talking on the mobile phone.

We wear sun glasses at night.

We run in the rain even though we are already wet.

We answer questions with questions.

We always use 'o' at the end ofeverything.

We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty.

Some of us will go to South Africa for one week and come back with American or British accent.

Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our siblings for specialoccasion ­s.

We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones #Calcium things

Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we aren't hungry or when we're sick.

We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to.

If someone die in Nigeria, we don't believe it is natural#

Village must be involved.
Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine month when we refuse togo on errands for them.

We see u awake in the morning and ask u "u don wake?"

These are what make us UNIQUE!!!!
Add yours_________
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LOL!!!

WE ALWAYS BLAME THE PRESIDENT IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG IN THE COUNTRY.

shakur07: Nao i get yaoya accept ma 2cents as ur reward

give it to charity.

Fynestboi: try recheck na fever u write

you no serious

shakur07: Ehn ehn ..oya tell me wat u meant

GOD is everywhere so he can't be the one appearing as a guest.

shakur07: Lmao ..haba na bookvigil me go a swear i don even forget d match score sef

hahaha.. You mean you forgot that 4-nil crushing?

shakur07: D last tym i checked .."love" is different from "like "

jesus said 'LOVE your neighbor as yourself'

Fynestboi: fifa or fever

non of the above.
I wrote FIFA (in block letters)

busybrains: U silly boy... How can ur thinking be so myopic? So in ur mind, anybody that posts in education section is looking for admission? I laugh at ur stupidity. Enjoy your fame on this thread but don't lead others astray with your moronity. As i said earlier:

Pls if you need help with the jamb answers don't waste any more time.

Are you tired of staying at home?

Are you sick of the insults and taunts from your parents?

Is age no longer on your side?

Then please call 07087706791 for enquiries. In Nigeria today, it's not about hard work, it's smart work! God help us all. . .

GEJ should please stop fighting bokoharam & corruption (for now).
State of emergency should be declared concerning unemployment matters.

shakur07: Yes bro ..i only slept for 1 hour

*SMH* see wetin bayern cause now

phtemie:
Na U sabi...God forbid bad thing..

where fine girls plenty for town....

help me tell ham o

shakur07: cc@phtemie and adex ...u don turn gay abi ...

because we love CR7 don make us gay abi.

adetola31: Gud morning pals.. Hope u al enjoyd ur nite? As 4 barca people, 2day is a new day, ystday is gone.. Move 4 greatnes... And 4 d rest of us, al of us.. D Lord wil be our muscle 2 be able 2 bury Jamb..

amen o