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[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]THANKS, N I WISH DOSE WHO R YET 2 C DERE NAMES ON D MERIT LIST GUDLUCK. PLS @all IT'S IS NOT EASY 4 UGO 2 GO 4RM 1 FACULTY 2 ANODA IN A DAY 2 CHECK D LIST 4 US, COS I TRIED IT DURING D TIME OF CUT OFF PALAVA N I ENDED UP ON D SICK BED 4 UP 2 WEEKS, BUT IT'S EASY 4 HIM 2 CHECK ADMIN,LAW,SOCIAL SCIENCE SINCE HIS DEPT IS IN ADMIN N D ODA R CLOSE 2 ADMIN BLOCK, SO LET BE PATIENT.[/quote]dat veri true...u guys shud kul down o. Since u knw u'v pasd d cut off mark 4r ur dept u shud jst put ur minds @rest cos d chanlengs ahead iz mre dan d 1 u guys ar facin nw o

What shall it profit a man if he slaps usain bolt and runs away?
|by God's grace we all wud be resumin @oau nxt year|

What shall it profit a man if he slaps usain bolt and runs away?

Sir mikky: Hola gente, ¿cómo le va? Solo quiero desearles
a todos ustedes la misericordia de Dios como se
entra en una nueva semana. Shalom

can u pls komuniqat!

@ugo pls help me 2 check fac of soc.sc

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]So you think you're good at math? Complete the sequence: 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5, 8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?, 12=?.[/quote]11=3,12=5. ~yes or yes~

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]MY ANS IS C.
OBA AWON UNIVERSITY TI O NKO ENI NI SURU(KING OF ALL UNI. THAT TEACHES ONE ABOUT PATIENCE)
LOL!!![/quote]my guy u re on point

Ariyke: @Adex097 of course there are females bt it seems we just dey follow, had aggr. of 229.5 going for Demo/Stat.

wow! u re alredy in o...i hope we see @faculty of soc.sc

Wats happenin on dis thread? I jst noticed dat hav nt seen or heard frm any female since d release of post utme resvlts. Dos dis mean dat all d ladies faild or d exam was only 4r guys? Abeg o u guys shud ans ma qstn o

Jst hrd 4rm a reliable source dat omolè has extended d resumqtion date 2 sept 16.

omowunmi2411: Pls answer dis riddle and get #5000. before 1960 nigeria was fighting 4 independence. Right now on dis thread wat are we fighting for?

abeg i'm nt fighting 4r anytin o cos i knw i wud b given wat ritfuli belongs 2 meg...obà awòn unifasiti here i come

Dubemkelly: I Am Pregnant For My Step-Son My name is Mrs Olajumoke Davis, I’m 45 years old and I’ve been married for the past 17 years. For 17 years I’ve been praying for the fruit of the womb. I and my husband have been to different hospitals for medical check up, but all to No avail. The Doctors said we are both fertile (meaning we can Both make babies). I married my husband at age 18 while I was still a virgin. My husband(Joshua) has always been there for me in everything, understanding and supportive in our trying times. About 2 years ago, my childhood friend advised me on what to do….following her advice I remembered “Bayo” my 22 years old house help. Bayo has been with us since he was 8years old, we treated him as if he was ours. I started talking to him about his personal life. Few months later, my husband traveled to his home town to see his people, so I utilized the opportunity! I locked Bayo in my room and begged him to have sex with me,He refused at first, then I threatened him that I would Send him back to d village….he later agreed, so we had sex 5 times b4 day break! The next day my husband came back. 13days later, I Became pregnant, unknowing to Bayo that I was pregnant, I gave him 1million naira, told him to take d money and Go back to the village……..the lil chap was Greatfully satisfied! I eventually told my husband that I was pregnant and he instantly became the most happiest person in the world,he called his mother,updated them about the news and they started buying kid clothing and Toys. Few months later we did scan and the doctors told us that it was twin. Glory be to God, I gave birth to taiwo(female) and kehinde(male). 2 days ago, my husband woke me up in d middle of the night, held me close to his arms, looked into my eyes, and asked me “Jumoke, who is the father of our kids” I was shocked, scared that he must have known some how, I just knew he had known because of d way he asked me, I didn’t know what to say, I was so shy bcus I knew I’ve betrayed his trust,I looked at his eyes and I burst into tears…….. he then told me “jumoke, before u start talking, I have a confession to make” I cleaned my face and sat upright. he went ahead and told me how he had Unprotected sex with a girl in his village and contacted STD before he got married, and how he didn’t treat it for a very long time,that eventually when he went to the hospital, the doctors told him that the std he didn’t treat on time had made him sterile(can’t impregnate a woman) He said he treated the STD b4 he got married to me, and he has always known that he was sterile,and that all those test we’ve been doing that he has been paying the doctors to give me a wrong result. He also added that the woman hehad sex with back then got pregnant and the child is BAYO our house help.he also went ahead by saying that he has always wanted to tell me to look for someone to impregnate me but he just didn’t have the balls to do so. But now that I have done it,he’ll like to know who d father is. “I fainted” What do u think Jumoke should say if she finally gains consciousness?

9ice wrte up buh wud hav bin beta wit d absence of dis miscalculatn.....My name is Mrs Olajumoke Davis, I’m 45 years old and I’ve been married for the past 17 years. I married my husband at age 18 while I was still a virgin. Is it posibl 4r a woman wu got marid @ d age of 18 nd spent 17yrs in hr mariag be 45? Pls can som1 pls change d 4 in da 45 to 3...(shes currently 35yrs old)

godstino: Seriously,i regret choosing this entity with the numenclature OAU as my first choice...SHE is just too slow,dis-organised and so on...the only thing good there is the beauty and serenity of the school...how can she leave us in the dark like thisI NO WAN HEAR ANY OAU STUDENT MAKE MOUTH FOR HERE AGAIN OO COS SHE DEY PROVOKE ME.

d worst part of it is dat shes breaking ma heart

Hi guys i'm tired of stayin @ home watcin tv cos i'v noticed dat ma tv iz now watcin me.wel its nt my t.v's fault buh o.*.u's. Anyway i nid an emerginC work 2 kip ma self busy (2 get som €)

Is the elds for candidate's state of origin? Or the residential state?

olayiwola9: i got here yesternyt man and i tell you they've been released for quite some tym but due to xam stuffs they were unable to post

exactly

zurbby: i really need a second opinion on this cut offs....ejoooooor

just cald my bro @ ife nd e told me dat es aware of it but hav not seen it due 2 exam stuffs.

Abeg i need the cut off marks for social sciences especiali economics o. Thanks alot

Chibyte: Its a lie it was divided by 8 cuz my ume is 215 n putme is 61 n agregate is 58..215/8 = 26.875 den 61/2 = 30.5 den sum em up 26.875+30.5= 57.375 approx 58

o boy u no know maths? How can d approxmatn of 57.375 be 58 .hmmm

Obama to jonathan...'mr president why are there so many committees in Nigeria'?...there is committee on boko haram, committee on fuel subsidy, committee on 2015, committee on PHCN, committee on plane crash, committee on jos violence, committee on privatisation, etc. We don't run America like this!!......Jonathan replied..."mr president, don't worry. I will raise a committee to look into what you just said". Lol!!

Wish u all hapi weekend as we wait for the verified cut off marks. Great ifeeee!!! I'm commin soon.

Idacrux: Pume score 291 (mth,phy,chm) applied for mathematicz.any hope

u a already in my man welcome 2 o.a.u.

For all law aspirants in the house, dis year's cut off mark wud nt be less dan 280 for merit. [info:frm a reliable source] u can add me on 2go @adeyemi899 for more info.

Teezman: Any potential oau economist in the building

yes o...i pray d cut off favours me ooo

When is the departmental cut off marks comin out? I had 247 nd 217 in utme nd p.utme respectively. Wants to study economics

Pls nairalanders. I had 247 in jamb and 217 in p.utme. Do i stil hav a chance 2 study economics or atleast get admisn in2 any dept dis year?. Pls i need urgent answers

Orebukola: have being posted to faculty of agric 4 my post jamb,what abt u?

mine is chemistry dept