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Didi 5: No matter how hard you shake junior after urinating,the last drop is destined for your boxers.

What/who is junior

Dibu_Ojerinde: .lol ....u wanna visit india now don't u

No...I dislike free things

kunlesehan: If the human eye was a digital camera , it would
have 576 megapixels.

Then becomes 3megapixels @age 95

exPLIcit7: W0men's heart beats is faster than men's heart.

Smh.

Dibu_Ojerinde: In india, it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute, than to purchase a condom

Is it FOC??

Asakel: Becketh iz oliseh.com jor
How did she know who i call ''M'lady''
And she say she pack every1 naked dp 4 head. Only oliseh knws dat b'cos itaf has tey'd she z bin here.
So oliseh.com iz Becketh
*smiles*

Una just dey know

Romanticboy1: yup!
D pix oliseh used 2 pt on her profile nd d 1 on becketh'z s d same
nd becketh'z name 'oliseh blessin' z wt oliseh dot com bears!
No doubt abt it!
Lol!
D mystery has bin solved!
#teamSherlockHolmes

STATE LIAISON OFFICES IN LAGOS

[b] Abia State
Plot 122IB, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 5107, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617537
Adamawa State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12009, C.P.O.
Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-619024, 612934, 610749
Akwa Ibom State
14, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12866,
Lagos.
Tel: 01-2610105, 2610115
Anambra State
Plot 1231, Ahmadu Bello Way,
P.M.B. 80073, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -615 783, 614506
Bauchi State
Plot 1231.
P.M.B. 12009,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-617127, 6/2751
Bayelsa State
Plot 1223, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12634, C.P.O., Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611658, 612108
Benue State
Pjot 1221A, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12682, G.P.O., Manna, Lagos.
Tel: 01-610008, 6/7755
Borno State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12009, G.P.O, Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-619220
Cross River State
Plot 1229, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12631, Lagos.
Tel: 01-261005
Delta State
235/237, Moshood Abiola Road, Ijora. P.M.B. 12683,
Lagos.
Tel: 01 -835503 -5
Ebonyi State
P|ot 122IB, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12682, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -61753 7
Edo State
Edo House, Plot 1225,
Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -619772
Ekiti State
Oduduwa House,
Pjot 1226, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2616553, 261706!
Enugu State
Plot 1231, Bishop Oluwole Street,
P.M.B. 80070, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613338, 619218
Gombe State
Plot 1227, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12009,
Lagos.
Imo State
Plot 1221B, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 5107, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617532
Jigawa State
Plot 1196, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-617338
Kaduna State
Pjot 1232. Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-616274, 611057
Kano State
13, Waziri Ibrahim Street,
Victoria Island. P.O.Box 5052, Lagos.
Tel: 01-612534
Katsina State
26/28, Kofo Abayomi Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -619875, 618977
Kebbi State
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B. 72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611750
Kogi State
Plot 1224, Bishop Olywole Street.
P.O.Box 73814, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2622623, 2621477
Kwara State
11, Idowu Martins Street.
P.O.Box 411, Victoria Island,
Lagos. Tel: 01 -611304
Lagos State
286, Akin Olugbade Street,
Victoria Island; Lagos. Tel: 610748
Nassarawa State
Plot 1234. Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12737,
Lagos. Tel: 01-613210
Niger State
Plot 1230B, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617668
Ogun State
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way. P.O.Box 8809.
Marina, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2617696, 2616878
Ondo State
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos. Tel:
01-2617198, 2616553
Osun State
ISA, Cooper Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Tel: 01-686794, 2694256
Oyo State
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12770, Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613371 -3
Plateau State
Plot 1234, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 1 2737,
Marina, Lagos. Tel: 01-613210
Rivers State
Plot 1233, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12634,
Marina, Lagos. Tel: 01-611658, 615564
Sokoto State
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B. 72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613020
Taraba State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12737, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611038, 615060
Yobe State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611038, 615060
Zamfara State
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B. 72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613020
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Good morning

Becketh: wat?,am i wrong?

You're corwrong

ditrix: Becketh y u go join me with adex na shuu. Gv me my space nxt tym. But thnks for acknowledging me sha.

Hahahaha....LWTMB

tinahrex: Freeman..17+....
Adex..17

Hahaha....na you born me ni??

Becketh: NAME-Adex
AGE-18-19
HEIGHT.- slightly taller than me
FAV.COL.-nil
COMPLEXION-dark
BEHAVIOUR-funny/friendly
GENDER-m
*p.s my imaginations o*
****#******* NAME-Ditrix AGE-20 HEIGHT-average FAV.COL.brown COMPLEXION-chocolate BEHAVIOUR-annoying/funny GENDER-m
*dont take this personal o*

LWKMDO....hahahahahaha

matzoro: no b dis tin whey full coscharis unec(e no dey work oh)

its Coming soon

Deekaydadon: Uniilorin too dey make noise....

HATER!!!!!!!!


»»»»»
Nice one from unilorin.

#still REP-ing UNIBEN

Hala madrid.....I foresee a hatrick from CR7

Afam4eva: The default position is that a lady cannot win, that's why there's a prize for the last lady standing.

Just wait and see

Fynestboi: whao

seeing doctors, lawyer, economics takng part in this GUS, lawa o...

My brother, no be small thing o.

I want a lady to win this season

Why shall I shy

93% FIXED

courage54: Just wondering WHETHER weather all those Nigeria musician that claim to have graduated from different universities actually serves as a youth corper. If you KNOW no any that serves kindly share with us who and where they served.

hmmm...you're indeed courageous

[b] by Seun(m): 9:13pm On Sep 29
Dear Nairaland Members,
A Nairaland member recently demanded that we
should implement a feature that allows Nairaland
members to deactivate their Nairaland accounts.
I'm pleased to inform you that after noticing the
number of people who are interested in the feature,
we have decided to implement it.
This is not an easy feature to implement, however.
Yes, creating a button is as easy as you think, but
implementing it in a way that is robust and
effective and that will not lead to community
disintegration is not easy. Fortunately, unlike
before, I have hired a programmer who can
definitely get it done. I don't know how long it will
take, but he should be able to start working on it
first thing on Monday morning. We will implement
in the same way that world class forums like Reddit
have done it. We are 100% committed to making
this happen. You've won!
We also hereby apologize for the rudeness of some
of our moderators to the people who asked for this
feature earlier. Please understand that Nairaland
moderators are not staff. They are ordinary
Nairaland members such as you who have
volunteered to help in their spare time. They are
independent agents just like you. The opinions they
express on the forum are theirs and theirs alone.
They do not represent me or speak for me unless I
directly ask them to do so, and I didn't ask anyone
to speak for me on this issue. I prefer to speak for
myself most of the time.
However, I apologize for the inflammatory
statements that some of them have made and I
promise to expose them to some sensitivity
training.
Best regards,
Seun Osewa.
[/b]

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Hahaha....Goodnight guys...wanna sleep now.
@mod , please take this thread to the FP before I wake up!!!

Swagalord18: "the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
This has proven to be the hardest tongue twister in english language

OH MA GOSH!!!!

Swagalord18: Adex bro....i sight u

Lol...you guys yaf killed me with laughter o.


My mom; Adex!!! Why are you still awake?
Adex ; mum, my very high I.Q won't lemme sleep

Metaphycist: Tis nt my fault it tuk so long cuz I always hv nwk problem...n its bcuz I stay near d airport n d Govmt ordered dat no Masts be placed in d area 4 d safety of d planes.
I had 2 wait till dis time wen d atmosphere z less congested...cuz dats wen my empty hen nwk turns full...
Btw.....I.D Cards aint as intriguing as BIOMETRICS...U berra watch out.

Lol....nice one bro.

God bless you.


*transferred to my memo pad*

just passing ....
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|__/ @\____/@\___|

*menopause tinz*

Ziggyzito: 'How much does he have'? ....is it because Atiku gave her small cash for fucking her through her asssshole??

Lmao...xo true

Like seriously? mode9 has a gf?!?


WoW .

I LOVE JAY Z !!!!!

Riley_Freeman: you lose interest in football?

you need deliverance -_-

sylviagoldie, I see ya ..in 3D

just like jim ryt??.....wil worship @ikotun nxt sunday . ....@karen, did u take it personal