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i need this girl badly plsss

chai...u 1 dead?? Dis 1 go crush u pata pata

Thank God 4 dat

Pack go chibok

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Aiit i've heard u

Dis ur no1 no b guys 4lt @tyms. It 1c happend 2 me wen we dey do practical for farm. D man dey teach us,as evry1 gadad 2geda i no c wetin e dey teach us,as i move 4ward a bit 2 c wetin e dey teach us na xo my tin jst hang insyd 1 grl yanch.... Den woh do u xpect... I chuk her til we finish ni o

A hausa man goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide.
Akpos is the librarian. . .
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Hausa man: pls do u av a book on suicide??
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Akpos: wetin u 1 read dat kind book for??
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Hausa man: i 1 commit suicide!
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Akpos stares at him and says,abeg comot 4 here!! who go come return the book?

Na photographer's ''1 minutes digital passport'' b mine oo

A mother saw her son swallowing a stone. She got hold of him, turned him upside down and spanked his tommy. The boy coughed out £1. Surprised, the woman called to her husband, ''Honey, John swallowed a stone and coughed out £1 coin, what should i do?'' The husband shouted, ''Keep feeding him stones''.

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Eskimi b deir fada

Wot if dem steal am b4 ileya com...wetin son of man go do. Lyk persn wey buy 90k Ram

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Imunike

This might not look serious but its really something to look into... As we all know that God gave us two kidneys of which we can survive with one. I was listening to a program on radio(wu dey aos on radio continental). A lady came in and said her uncle is in need of a kidney and he's ready to buy it at #12million. A boy was even willing to sell his two kidneys and another boy even wished he could sell his heart but some were against it. When it was time to call in,some said it should be given free of charge and should not be sold. The question is would you sell your kidney or give it out free of charge?

Dnt mind all dos pple criticising u cos dats 1 of d mess u'l 4l in2 buh rada go 2 God n ask 4 4givnes of sins 4rm ur hrt n he'l surely 4giv u.Lyf doesn't end lyk dat,it continues n nobody is above mistake,only few pple cn control demselves wen dey 4l in2 dis kinda sh*t...n 2 all dos criticisin her, u'l mak her rily tink suicide is d only option left 2 her buh rada push her 2 God

[quote author=ChiSun27]Wen u talk lyk dis, u'l mak her 1na commit suicide... Haabba

Pls, how much is new nokia n900 now

homesteady: See better human being here!! He is not like timaya who is always singing about buying for his mother heaven and earth, and yet he has not even bought for her a bicycle!!

Praiz nice one jareh!

hw u take knw

FRIYO PATRICK: How does that affect me or increase my SALARY in Cherryfield ?

jst try to take after him n buy ur mum a 1daful gift wit ur salary.