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uzeba: I tot he is nt playing againt ivory coast? Person wey no fit take risk for chelsea na naija he wan do am!! Playing with our father's heart!! Anyhow na them sabi!!

hahahahaha! @ fathers heart!

Noob Saibot: Dem draw pass okro

LWKM ...

Nigerian Motto for this Caf cup ... If we dont win, you will not win, if you don't score, we will not score, if you don't ...., we will not .... Mikel is too slow, God! .... No wonder Chelsea don't allow him go with the attack and he if he goes he'll jog back ... Nigeria is going going back back to ...

the way the commentator's talking bout Nigeria ... is just sad, shame .... are this players not professionals, very slooooooooooooooooooooow game ... as a neutral, i'd pray the Ethiopians score 1st to increase the pace ... n believe me they will score ... but the sad thing is Nigeria will still not have that sense of urgency ... Nigeria past glory ... this new players have seriously tarnished the image of the 94 players ... who will ever believe Nigeria was 5th in the world ... shame ... true reflection of the country ... SAD! .... DA FUQ! that Ethiopian girl is ... WOW!

street disciple: Keshi is not a good coach abeg, d game lack tactics .... he is a very slow Coach! very slow! i think he thinks he bought a ticket to watch the match ...

kingsilly: Location plzz..cuz this location of urs looks like MALEY

Sorry i forgot to put the location ... thats in Australia

this is a real croc in water in Australia as an example of croc in water ... no dispute here ... omo! the thing is scary though!

I dont think the pic is photoshopped, i mean why photoshop and put a croc that has a funny looking body (Osteoderms/skin) pattern ... a crocs body has a proper designed and organized pattern ... but who knows, naija croc fit dey diff (condition wan end am). But from the surrounding u'all can see the level of the water isn't too high and by the side of the walls u'all can see some weeds growing probably close to a ditch ... and by the side of the croc looking thing u'll see a pile of red sand, probably a kind of construction going on there and that thing that looks like a croc... uhmmm... actually kind of looks like part of the pile of sand with car tracks on em cause from the way the thing looks ... i dont think it is a croc ... im just saying though, i mean you never know ... but people living there say they seen stuff like that ... so if it actually is a croc, then u'all be safe out there, and may God protect u'all.

careytommy: We no fit win malawi bt we wan go world cup?
Na disgrace dey wait us for Brazil(if we eventually get there!).

as in eeeeh! i dey imagine Naija vs Netherlands or Germany.

werepeLeri: who cares?

lol ... u care cuz u asked ... :-P

Please the topic should be updated to Malawi vs Nigeria, not Nigeria vs Malawi.(Nigeria vs Malawi) Means Nigeria is playing at home.

werepeLeri: why u no go somewhere else.

where do you think i am?

werepeLeri: Why u no sponsor am.

its talk like this that makes people even more tired of the continent ... smh

u'all know funny enough Amodu and Siasia both had better results when they were coaching the national team ... lol, i really dont know wats up with the team ... Anyways i still blive my boy Ikechuwku Uche and Ahmed Musa!

rockiedink: In this case don't blame naija ooo! Didn't you watch the Calabar match? Even if the quality was poor you still see am watch...

This match is being played in Malawi...

nope i didn't watch the match ... same situation there was no link.

its really a shame ... i just saw an online link to watch Congo vs Niger but no link to watch Nigeria vs Malawi ... Freaking shameful ... so called giants of Africa, gradually gradually we are slipping away, it might just be football match coverage O ... but men its more than that ... the country is GONE!

sensisosu: Then live score dey craze den

yeah livescore don craze cause i saw Nigeria 0 namibia 1 few mins ago.

SuyaEater: 4-0 naija!!!

lol ... are you aware Nigeria 0 - Namibia 1 .... Kai, N I G E R I A !!!!

Bros!! y u come dey put Zidane pic when we are talkin bout music? abi u deon dey ,

O boy !!! good luck O!!! i hope you see ur "silver son".

you see !!! i said it !!! its all bad news!!!! god will help us.

MET is actually a cool place. The location depends on where you live or the one that is more convenient cus they have a branch in Oba-akran Avenue, ikeja (that’s the one i went to) and they have another one at Yaba or so. And again try to get this Barons book; it’s actually the best way to prepare for the test on your own. Good / Best of luck with your SAT.

AH AH!!! Fluffy, what did we 'boys' do? inshort whats wrong common you cant possibly mean what you just said or do u? dont look at the negative side look at the positive sides aight. Take it easy O!!!

Well mine was kind of like a dream come true. I was still in s.s.1 while she was in Uni. We dated for like , (cant remember). But because the girl was just too fine (I MEAN REALLY BEAUTIFUL) some player haters who were in uni liked her so they burnt my cable (spoilt the relationship) they told her all sorts of crap    . So she dumped me. Well after some months i got over it and we were and are still friends but not like before sha. (the dumping thing make me shame small) but now she is trying to get back with me cus she now knows they were all lying and some other reason    .

@ SoReal thats right "U NEVER KNOW WHAT U HAVE, UNTIL ITS GONE".

This is a very silly question. I hope none of you ever get into a situation where you have to choose between your father/mother and your husband/wife. But if you have too; haba now you can’t compare! You can get another husband/wife but you can never ever ever get another father/mother if u like go do , NA U SABI !!! one day your husband/wife might break your heart (you never know human heart) but your parents remain true until the very end just imagine, they sent you too school, hospital when you where sick, gave you pocket money, cared for you, (excuse me for that) Men people who say husband/wife need to go check themselves O!!! may be , NA U SABI !!! you cant even compare HABA DAN ALLAH !!! WELL FOR ME ANYTIME ANYDAY ITS MY MOTHER SHE IS MY NUMBER 2 AFTER GOD, THEN MY FATHER THEN MY WIFE THEN MYSELF. Remember your parents O some people dey talk like say , NA THEM SABI !!!!

U have scared the guy away O! all these questions and he hasnt applied for the visa yet. Haba! TAKE IT EASY MAN. .

OMO GIVE PERSON THAT PASSPORT MAKE HE COMOT FROM THIS ZONE,  Ur talking of history and showing your kids ur journey,  hahahahaha!!!! Come on Man!! I will send the Roots Video so u can show them Kunta Kinte, they will see ur tru journey.

DONT MIND ME. You made the right decision of keeping it and congrats. U really deserve the american citizen stuff, HABA DAN ALLAH even americans no like the america like u ma. But me I am a ANTI-NIGERIAN so I just dey wait make revolution start. (  u didnt hear that from me  )

Men !!! Its very disapointing  the only news ur going to hear from us (me in particular) is bad news nutting good ever comes out from Nigeria,  , "i take that back" except for the people, like you and me then soccer. But politics, poverty, deaths e.t.c. I even heard the Int' airport in Lag is facing some problems so they will reduce the number of flights. When you hear good news there is bad news coming. Like for example:

conversation between cousins
JEN: hey!! David long time, how are you doing?
DAVID: fine O, How is New York?
JEN: fine, how is everybody?
DAVID: fine?
JEN: I heard Aunty Lora just had a bouncing Baby boy
DAVID: Yes she did.
JEN: That’s good news
DAVID:yes.
JEN: David u sound sober/down what’s wrong?
DAVID:we just heard that Joseph has dead
JEN: *screams* ----< AHHHHHHHHHH>

"NOW IF U JUST READ THAT CONVER,  SING THIS SONG IN UR HEAD. i know u know d song its by PRAS"

*DIN din DIN din*  ANOTHER ONE BITES DA DUST *Din dindin DIN din DIN din* ANOTHER ONE BITES DA DUST.

Nigeria will get better but until then BAD BAD BAD NEWS. TAKE CARE AND ENJOY UR SELF JO, I DEY ENVY UNA.

This guy way dey talk all these thing dey make me vex O. 

* gets up slams the door, comes back sits down *

where are you in yankee and your talking like these 

* looks for something to smash* 

U dey were natural AC dey blow u, u have constant light and your talking like this, me i am here i don't want to leave nairaland but i have too ,  Y ? because no light my computer will soon go off. (we havnt slept with light since 2days now)  . your telling me if I !!!, ME!!!! a whole me travel i should come back to Nigeria “CHAI INSULT UPON INJURY!!!”  . My family propertIES where burnt in kano, my xtian friends killed in kano (religious riots) gov no do anything, not even a penny. U dey there katrina come destroyed a whole town they even give them money and help them dey complain. “HEY GOD !!!!” infact I never finish O expect more from me. I have to go because my computer is about to go of and sleep with out light    …GOOD GOD!!!  My guy u know wetting eh wait for me 2moro. Who knows may be u will even go skiing 2moro. NAH WETTIN DEY VEX ME PASS THE SNOW ,  see what u have caused !!!  im crying  ---<yaaaaaaaa> SNOW!!!!! WAIT FOR ME TOMORROW O!!! I WILL BE BACK 

hahahahaha are u afraid i meant when u join u wont be able to leave, HAHAHAHAHAH u dey fear O

@abeem,

Seun is right.

It’s actually because of the religion and location that people from the northern part of Nigeria are referred to as Hausa which is very very wrong. As a matter of fact they are different tribes and religions there like for instance we have the Hausa - Kano, Kanuri- Maiduguri and the Zangokataf (or so) - southern Kaduna(xtians) and i think they call the people from Abuja and Jos with different names. But Nigerians are too lazy to even bother about it or refer to them individually so they classify them by their location. They just call (classify) every person from the north Hausa. Ok like Edo people, they refer to them by their location MIDDLE BELT, see). I don’t think it’s because they want to do what u think NAHHHH. I bet they are even to dull to think like that. lol (didn’t mean that O, b4 they start another riot say na me cause am) abeg e don do like that. WE ARE ONE NIGERIA O.

@ Seun did u say spell ?? wat bout us who didnt go to skool?? lol

Hello Wenasah. I just want to warn you. ONCE YOU POP U CANT STOP. .i know you are already enjoying urself. Let me go warn other new members.