₦airaland Forum

@ Djustice
It is people like u that makes Christianity looks like comedy, BLOODY HYPOC>RYTE. I blame Fashola 4 been too lazy dis 2nd term, those unruly traders and truck drivers should be made to sweep, clean up and control traffic around the entire Iddo market daily for 3 months.
This is what we call economic sabotage, Fashola please wake-up.

@ Da Doctor
I wish you in multiple proportions what you wish the happily married couples . AMEN

Fake Engineer Rauf Aregbesola the Goat bearded governor and the most USELESS governor in Nigeria presently (in a very close battle with T.A.  Orji and Uduaghan).
With the rate at which he is going he will soon overcome unLucky Igbinedion as the worst governor ever in Nigeria's history.
I laugh in ACN  (useless party of hypocrites)

Money don vanish be dat o, see action film
@ Afam
Guy you too sharp o, bad guyz

Happy Birthday My President and Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces of Nigeria (Africa's Best). Oga Goodluck be very firm and ruthless henceforth in your decisions, since it is obvious too many people are bound to sabotage you. But, they will stumble, scatter and be completely destroyed. Take note of positive criticisms but never listen to stupid criticisms because those fools are not part of Nigeria's future.
No matter what happens Nigeria will be great again and all bad belle people will be left behind (90% foolish nairalanders).
I wish you the very best as I wish everyone what ever they wish you in multiple proportion.

@Ismail 007
and
@castrokins
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Check their site out.
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@Hercules
I admire your maturity, and the love you have for your town. You are a great Nigerian, continue to keep the flag flying

@ Fury

It may as well be a publicity stunt

You never can say, it may be a well orchestrated and successfully executed publicity stunt. I use style agree with fury.

Evidence of Fashola working seriously. badbelle people go cry. EKO ATI BAJE
Welcome to River Lekki: Just after a one man-lover downpour on 10/07/2011

Fashola is working, Lagos is Flooding and Tinubu is Chopping
No single Drainage System Constructed in Lagos for more 12 Years Now and Still Counting
No single canal Completely Cleared in more than 12 Years Now
Imagine all These Nonsense Happening in a Coastal Area
All Canals are now dumpsites covered with excreta and bags of rubbish
I LAUGH I ACN

welcome to river Lekki. 10/07/11

As usual everyone blaming GEJ with no single solution to proffer. After 9/11 the entire USA rallied together no matter their differences, but here in Nairaland you see eediots who cannot even control their one bedroom apartment properly dishing out insults. The game plan of the Northern bad-belle is at play here with even 10 year old throwing bombs and when army shoots people, the useless eediots on NL will say civilians are been killed. Boko haram are normal Maiduguri and northern nigerian citizens who see non-natives and southerners as enemies. Stopping a rebellion is simple but stoppin an idea is child's play, but overall boko haram will be crushed at a collateral damge to civilian life because they are normal civilian cowards taken refuse as normal citizens and throwing bombs all over the place.boko haram will be crushed.
I thank God that my elder brother who was actually in that church escaped unhurt, may the sols of the dead rest in the bosom of our Lord JESUS CHRIST, AMEN.

Evidence of Fashola working seriously. badbelle people go cry. EKO ATI BAJE
Welcome to River Lekki: Just after an hour downpour on 10/07/2011

Fashola is working, Lagos is Flooding and Tinubu is shopping
No single Drainage System Constructed in Lagos for more 12 Years Now and Still Counting
No single canal Completely Cleared in more than 12 Years Now
Imagine all These Nonsense Happening in a Coastal Area
All Canals are now dumpsites covered with excreta and bags of rubbish
I LAUGH I ACN ;D

Just got these pics from my Sister's BB after this evening's downpour.
We know Lagos is a coastal area (Useless Excuse), but what do you say about a useless party(ACN: already emulating the notorious and most feared PDP) that cannot build a single drainage system in Lagos for more than 12 Years and counting. I even forgot that the over rated and over celebrated Fashola cannot even clear a single out of the already existing canals in Lagos.

FASHOLA IS WORKING, LAGOS IS FLOODING TINUBU IS CHOPPING. I LAUGH IN ACN.

@Tom28
My Brother, Please tell them that all these development in our Beloved Uromi was achieved even without the support of the federal or state governments, but with individual and grass-root efforts.
We are proud to be from Uromi. THE HEARTBEAT OF EDO STATE AND THE GREATEST HEARTBEAT OF NIGERIA (DO NOT FORGET THAT EDO IS THE HEARTBEAT OF NIGERIA).

NAIRALAND "THE INTERNET FAMOUS BEER PARLOUR"
Dreamers will keep dreaming because they have the right to, for your information GEJ has openly commented on NIGERIA VILLAGE SQUARE. The level of idio;cy and mediocri,ty is high voltage alarming. GEJ will never ever be a part of NL.
Was it not this same NL that gave Anambra Election to Ngige in 2010, but the reality on ground was very different. Dapo Lam is a living victim of NL, instead of him to campaign to his people he ignorantly relied on NL and got beaten by a common PDP man in Oyo legislative election just last month.
Nairaland means nothing to a sensible Nigerian politicians, 90% or more of posters in the politics section post thrash, derail sensible threads, have multiple ID's and and hide their stup;idity with ethnic bigotry and plain 100 carat ignorance. What we have in Nairaland is Fake Traffic.
We dash NL to chief Almajiri Buhari and others, but GEJ will never be here.
NAIRALAND "THE INTERNET FAMOUS BEER PARLOUR"
I Laugh in nairaland.

@joecrack
You sure made my day. "NAIRALAND THE INTERNET BEER PARLOUR"
Nairaland is the most unserious platform a politician will ever dream of using to actualise his political goal. Instead of Dapo Lam to go and campaign in Oyo state he started flooding Nairaland with post and Grammar,he lost woefully to even a PDP guy and I pray he has learn his lessons the hard way (Nairaland way). He never knew 98% of posters here are irrelevant in the scheme of things, useless internet warriors all over the place derailing sensible threads.
in fact I laugh in Beer Parlour.

Name: Peter Esele
Tribe: Esan
State: Edo
Gbam

Monkeyleg is posting trash, i just pity gullible people already drawing conclusion from unsubstantiated information. Only fullish peeps will take nairaland serious. Not wilth all the fake information and results that has flooded nairaland since the first election.
It is only nairaland that had results of the cancelled april 2 elections and the same nairaland was giving bb funny and crazy reults before genuine results conquered the lies.
Gullible people enjoy yourselves and continue to live in nairaland fantasy(fo.ols paradise).
In monkeylegs so called results, the same polling unit DPP thrashed PDP seriously is the same unit he earlier reported that PDP thugs snatched ballot papers and are thimbprinting. I now wonder how DPP still won the unit by landslide or maybe it was DPP thugs he was trying to refer to.

Source: http://lindaikeji..com/2011/04/missing-youth-corper-ukeoma-aik.html

Just got it from Lindaikeji blog and decided to post it in the original format.
May His souls and the souls of all southerners and middle-beltans who died in the post election mayhem rest in peace in the bossom of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.
Anonymous said,
Hi, Linda,

This is going to be a rather long post as i got the authentic story of Aik's last moments and his fellow corpers from an eye witness report. His real name is being shielded to protect him as they were warned not to say what actually happened in Bauchi. Female corpers were violated! I leave the rest to you-but this should get to the papers!!!

This is the story as told by a fellow corper who was with him. Very gruesome indeed! My contact sent this to me:

Monday, April 25, 2011 7:29 PM
Gud evening ma,

My husband just came back from the meeting and he has briefed me what really happened since there was a witness who was with Aik. This thing is really worse than we think.
The witness' name is Jones*. He was in the same local govt with Aik. They both attended the same fellowship. According to the guy, on the friday before the presidential elections, the people were told on their BBC hausa news station that it must be Buhari. The Emir of the place they were told them at their prayer that they should make sure it is Buhari. Whatever comes as a hindrance must be eliminated. The governor also told them the same thing. The corpers also were told that they must make sure the votes were for Buhari alone.
*Jones was invited by Aik to his own lodge so they spent their friday together. On the day of the election, they all went to their polling booths. *Jones said the people coming for acreditation in his own booth were children between the ages 10-14yrs. He wanted to object, but he was threatened. When it the time for voting came, another set of children came.this time,they were as little as 6yrs. He allowed them to vote also and then gave them the remaining ballot paper. When it was time to write the results on the sheets,they told him the figure they wanted him to write. They even told him to write the figure on the other sheets he was supposed to write on only when he got to the local govt. They followed him to the local govt to submit the result so he doesnt report or do anything. On his way back,he met Aik going to submit his & he was followd by multitude of people. He asked Aik why he was been followed & Aik said he didnt agree to do all they wanted.

April 25, 2011 11:02 PM
Unyime-Ivy King said,

The policeman helped him against them. After submittin, they went home together.
Sunday, they both went to church & back. *Jones' friends in his lodge called him to come back so they could chat so he left Aik. By then, they heard that some of the natives were throwing stones at some corpers. They didnt think much about it. On monday early in d morning,they woke up with shouts. The mob had started to attack all the corpers lodge. A hausa corper took *Jones & 20 others & whisked them to his house where they took refuge. Aik wasnt fortunate. They attacked their lodge. Aik & 5 others ran out. That was when he made the first call to Lagos. When they chased them to the police station, the policemen there were only 4. The policemen started throwing teragas which the mob threw back at them.They later shot 15 bullets into the air & they ran out of bullets. These policemen were hausa's so they didnt want to shoot their own. the mob were about 200 carrying dagger, cutlasses & matchets. They started burning the cars parked in front of the station tellin the police to give them the corpers or they'll burn the station. This was wen Aik made his second call. Then they started throwing the fire into the station. By then, Aik & d other guys couldnt breathe cos of the smoke so they started running out.

April 25, 2011 11:04 PM
Anonymous said,

Some of the policemen around were southern police men. The mob also killed them. Aik ran out of the police station & made his last call that he was between life & death & that shops & houses around there had been razed down with fire. When Ifeanyi tried calling Aik back, the hausa guy picked it & said ''damburuba'' or so- he abused him. He said beneath the man's voice, he could hear someone sobbing as if he was dying. Aik was butchered with the others.
*Jones brought with him, the pics of Aik's body & the others who were butchered. Their fellowship leader was chased into the bush by the mob & butchered too. Another corper ran for his life but when he saw that he couldnt make it, he jumped into someone's well. The owner was a learned man. When the mob started throwing stones at the corper in the well, the man begged them to stop so they told him to give them the corper. He had to. So they brought him out & did the same thing again.
*Jones said the SSS came on tuesday to pick them to the barracks. He came back yesterday. Followed the bus that Delta state sent to pick up their indigenes. He was dropped at Abuja from there he boarded a bus to lagos. He said so far in their local govt, 7 corpers & others were killed.
NYSC has their bodies. They are refusing to give their bodies saying they want to do mass burial.

@timehin
You are one of the few reasonable and truthful people nairaland, please keep it up. Who are karid and kesked. Pls
do not bother answering those sycophants, you will only make them look important. Just ignore them and make them be the 1.diots that they are.

@ Beaf
Guy, you too much jare. i wonder where you got those strengnt and patience to answer those us,elesss and absolutely annoying and ridiculously stu,pid posters these past weeks. You really dealt with them sha (bb and ribadu goons) to the extent that they now resulted to infiltrating your user-name. Those guys are annoying, they never argue issues, always resulting to outright insult and high voltage st,upi.dity. Bros you get patience oh.
No mind those fashola ass lickers, fashola has not even done 2much, he only worked for 2 years and tinubu grounded him. Even his deputy was imposed (that ugly woman that cannot even speak English). Fashola will win but 2 tins will surely happen
1. If he performs he will be impeached
2. He will not perform, and wll around will be biz as usual, sharing Eko money with Tinubu, party thugs, agents and govt. officials. Come see grove for Lagos oh, in the next 4 years.
One thing is sure this may be the last ACN govt. in Lagos.
Fashola is too cowardly, he would have gone to LP since and build it to a reliable platform. LP will try their best (they lack finance big time)but ACN will clear the H.O.A seats becos they are buying up the electorates. You will see what will happen today as ACN will pay up to N5000 for votes.
I am completely disappointed by ACN, while PDP is reforming ACN is deforming. I will stay and relax at home 2day and leave the rigging for ACN and their thugs, praise-singers and bought over voters to rig, after all I have Already Voted For My President.

Fashola is very very scared and seriously desperate, infact his desperation since ACN were flogged silly in lagos by PDP is getting out of hands. Last week at ikeja, ifako, ketu area. He and his campaign team were busy sharing money, foodstuffs and clothes to prospective voters(pot calling kettle black). His campaign in the past one week has exceeded the one he had in the past a months, he is busy campaigning while lagos corpers are abandoned in the north. He definitely has something to hide that shows why he is scared.
Funny enough my vote goes to him, though I will vote Labour Party for house of assembly. Since other contenders are jokers, I wonder where Jmi Agbaje went to cos he would have been the most credible opposition to fashola.
With the annoying praise singers and backside lickers of fashola in nairaland, I may just decide to sleep like a baby tomorrow, afterall I have already voted for my president.

you people justlike to type trash. Fashola is busy sharing rice, salt and other items as well as giving out money in large propotions to lagos voters this past week. In fact since Jonathan trashed acn in lagos fashola has been really desperate and his campaigns and rallies is now an eyesore. All these politicians are the same do not come and type trash when you know nothing. Pot caaling kettle black/

He has done well, whether you like it or not. The much praised fashola is busy campaigning everywhere and sharing money, rice, salts and other stuffs to voters, while Lagos corpers are abandoned. Even a state as poorer states like Ekiti and osun has evacuated some of their corpers. If you see a good thing say it, some people should not allow their hatred for Ohakim to blind them.
Come wednesday Ohakim may be declared governor, Why?
His opponents are as guilty as he is.
1. Ararume: A well known thief, the most Absentee senator in nigeria and a PDP reject (imagine Person wey a hated party like PDP reject)

2. Okorocha: Ohakim most credible opponent, but has some flaws. Thuggish, dangerously desperate and he is yet to deny been a cultist.

IN Abia state there is no credible opposition
T.A. Orji will be sworn in may 29th.


The losers are the opposition, especially ACN. This is a party I loved so much, but they just proved to be worse than PDP. ACN rigged their primaries Nationwide and chosed PDP rejects to fill in their candidates positions.
Guess what: Nigerians rejected them en-masse. It is a pity that while PDP is reforming, our hope of credible opposition ACN is getting deforming and bastardised.

cross river state sent planes to all northern states to pick their corpers as far back as monday last week, making them the first to respond. I commend osun state,but I wonder what fashola is doing. The guy is campaining and busy sharing rice and money for lagos voters while lagos corpers are abandoned.Fashola is becomin too desperate to my liking. Oshiomole is also speaking grammar everywhere while edo corpers are left to their fate.

The problem with Nigeria is WAZOBIA. I can vividly recall a lecturer way back in school telling us that the day a Minority becomes president, Nigeria and Nigerians will see the light. this is exacyty what will play out in days and years to come.

That election will never hold, it will be anulled in court, just get ready for the re-run. If i were you I would not have voted, no Labour Party no election In lagos central

Let them all be preparing for the re-run

Thank God, God is great. God uses what seems foolish to disgrace mighty people. If the if this thread is true it is just a pity. Despite the fact that Durisinmi Etti complained, Inec still went ahead with this avoidable error.
This is an automatic cancellation of the election, the election is a total nulity, null and void and of no effect. Remi would have won but thank God for Inec error, in the rerun the entire Lagos will relocate to Lagos Central to guarantee the demistification of oga tinubu. I will personally lead a massive online caqmpaign for Durosinmi Etti.
Lagos is not for Tinubu

My people please vote wisely. There is a great influx of voters for Durosinmi etti of the labour party because he was one of the greatest backers of a cowardly Fashola, so Oga Tinubu refused him nomination and gave his wife the senate ticket. Do not forget that Sossan the deputy govenor and Mamora also lost their tickets because of their support for Fashola.
If only I reside in Lagos central, my vote will definitely go to labour party. Please, every eligible voters in the house vote for the LP guy, do not dash Tinubu an undeserved vote.
ACN has chosen to be an autocratic party just like the most feared and notorious PDP. Personally, I will vote for Ganiyu Solomon for senate (ACN), and LP or CPC for House of Rep (Faleke the ACN guy is a Thief), G.E.J for president, Fashola for Governor (I forgive the coward for refusing to decamp to LP Or any other party other than PDP) and LP or CPC for the House of Assembly.
My people, Fashola will either not perform this 2nd term or he will be impeached if he tries to perform, because all the candidates of ACN for L.A.H.A are tinubu stooges and backside lickers. If you truly love Fashola and want him to perform then vote for Durosinmi etti of the labour party for Senate (I wish I were at Lagos central) and Labour Party for all house of Assembly positions. Since all of Fashola supporters that were denied ACN tickets ran to Labour Party for cover only for the cowardly Fashola to rebuke Lp in a public campaign as directed by his gods.
In this election, let us vote for candidates and not political parties since all the parties are just the same, let us join hands together and remove the most feared and notorious PDP and ten disgrace other politicians who think they are godfathers.
In as much as I hate PDP, my vote is on G.E.J since Ribadu is a farce and BB though okay but will lose the election as the G.E.J vision is unstoppable.

@switch47
At the end of all this drama Goodluck Jonathan of PDP will win. Buhari will go to court & lose again & you guys will still continue to rant at every road
side corner,argue at newspaper vendor's stand & online forums as the ranting masses. GOODLUCK 2011 for sure!!

Brother you harsh oh,you just finished off those crazy BB people, these guys are even more crazy than Buhari and his almajiri's combined.

@ Anazroe
April fools day is April 1st and not April 2nd. Nigerians are not fools, you definitely are the Fool here.