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Literature / What Do Ya Think? Maestro Fiction Series: The S.P.E.R.M Collector by adjain(m): 5:05pm On Dec 27, 2010
Guys, here's something, a part of some new series I am currently working on. Here's the first part. It's short. so please read, comment and let me know what's up,

Maestro Fiction series: The sper.m COLLECTOR

Xmas plans: Sex all day long

Everybody had plans for the yuletide season. Patricia had gone over to the states three days earlier to be with her boyfriend, Edward. Bukky simply wanted to go to the movies throughout the day , surfing from silly movie to crap-oriented stuff until she was blinking static.

Martins, on the other hand, wanted to have intimacy, and lots of it, on the Lord’s birthday.

A couple of friends visited him earlier on, an excuse for the idiots to soak themselves in expensive beer – donated by the blessed Martins himself. The dog turds kept laughing like sore-throated vultures, and Martins almost feared he was going to lose it and slip some poison in the drink of at least one of the rat bastards. When they eventually left – hello, the last bottle’s empty – he made a note to change friends in the next year.

So back to the sex problem. Martins had started his Dec. 25th watching a indecency video that did wonders to his libido. Plus, he had spent a few minutes too long in the bathroom. He definitely needed to get new bathing soap, not minding the fact that he had opened the previous one the other day.

Blood was already rushing to unholy parts of his body when he made the call to his “self-service provider”. Some people called it a booty call, but Martins was a gentleman in such things. He didn’t believe sex had to be dirty.

Two minutes later, Francesca – his self servicer – was knocking at his door. He ushered her in.

“Wooee, sugar plum, seems like you’re ready to go” she observed from his rigid set, pardon the pun.
Martins kept pretending to watch some silly stuff on TV, even though every nerve was screaming, ‘do it, take her now!”

Dropping her bag and undoing a few buttons on her top, she straddled the ‘hardened’, hapless Martins. He gasped. She began whispering stuff in his ears while her fingers took on a life of her own.

Suddenly the tv got a lot more interesting:
“We interrupt out “Christmas service of songs” program to bring this to public notice. A ghastly motor accident just occurred along Ugbowo road, killing two students of the University of benin, and fourteen other passengers, Reports are inconclusive as to whether the driver, ”

Pictures of the accident were reeling across the screen. Martins was watching while engaging in his soddy act – he had a thing for blood and gore.

He froze mid-blood, mid-gore and mid-sex.

The picture reeled away, and he appeared puzzled. Francesca was moaning, distracting him, but he had this cold feeling at the back of his neck. He had recognized one of the dead people in the accident.
He probably shouldn’t have been worried, but the thing was, he didn’t think the dead person – albeit crushed skull and all – was actually dead.

Francesca’s - the girl giving him sinful pleasures right now – was the face he had just seen in the accident.

But here she was. Screwing him.

In the height of his anxiety, he didn’t even know when he ejaculated.
Almost immediately, the TV went off with a loud crackle, and the room turned pitch black.

Martins screamed. And screamed again.

The sper.m collector had collected.


The story continues,


Mail or call me, if you feel like it: 07067755812, feelirabs@gmail.com
Thanks NLnders
Literature / Wanted: Exceptionally Good Writers For Freelance by adjain(m): 6:04pm On Nov 18, 2010
Hello there! Are you a writer that is also interested in freelance writing? a student, maybe, looking for some more side bucks. well, this is what team xtreme would give you. interested writers mail me at: revirabor@gmail.com to get the full scoop
Literature / Re: Watercolour Based Comic Artist Needed by adjain(m): 4:01pm On Mar 22, 2010
Something's coming to you soon, only watercolor?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Don't You Try This! by adjain(m): 3:14pm On Mar 22, 2010
Okay okay guys, I know you are probably excited about the whole six dollar and 75 dollars thing but it is a sca, trust me!! I do not always log on to nairaland, but i feel it is my duty to stop you from falling into this pit!!! I KNOW what i am talking about. I used to be an awsurveys patriot, worked my ass off till it was 75 dollars and asked them to pay thru my paypal, you know what happened? They deducted it and told me it would reflect in the next three or four days. Well guess what? It is three months and I have received nothing!!! Meanwhile, my paypal is still getting me cash from other websites,

You have been warned: AWSURVEYS IS SCAM!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Articles Writer Needed! by adjain(m): 6:00pm On Dec 18, 2009
Iam highly interested pls contact me: 07089717802 or via mail: feelirabs@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are You Interested In Content Writing Job? by adjain(m): 5:54pm On Dec 18, 2009
Hello!!!! This is exactly the kind of thing i am good at!! Please sign me up for this offer and we could have some good times as businessmen!! Send me details via this e-mail: feelirabs@gmail.com. Looking forward to reading from you!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Freelance Writer by adjain(m): 6:01pm On Jun 23, 2009
Hey! Hope i am not too late for this, ok i've had quite a lot of experience and have a flair for writing, I'm even the editor in chief of my dept in uniben! Please contact me via feelirabs@gmail.com and on 07089717802
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Data Collectors Needed by adjain(m): 5:31pm On Jan 28, 2009
Hello, dataz. I have sent you the information to your e-mail address. i hope to receive your reply soon. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by adjain(m): 5:02pm On Jan 26, 2009
I am still surprised that Seun even let your post remain here for as long as this. Who do you want to fool? instead of coming right out and saying, please click my ads so my adsense payment can increase, you think you are fooling anybody. People like you should be arrested for click fraud. People like you make it impossible for us to have genuine paypal accounts in nigeria. You should be ashamed of yourself. nonsense!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by adjain(m): 4:56pm On Jan 26, 2009
I am still surprised that Seun even let your post remain here for as long as this. Who do you want to fool? instead of coming right out and saying, please click my ads so my adsense payment can increase, you think you are fooling anybody. People like you should be arrested for click fraud. People like you make it impossible for us to have genuine paypal accounts in nigeria. You should be ashamed of yourself. nonsense!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Student Website Content Writers/researchers by adjain(m): 5:15pm On Jan 24, 2009
I am interested and I have sent you the article to the e-mail address. Please check through it and reply my mail.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 10:44am On Oct 10, 2008
@TOPE_TEADR, long time.
where you at?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Creative Graphic Artist Needed by adjain(m): 5:28pm On Oct 02, 2008
I am a corel artist. Creativity is my game. I have more than enough info
on this particular software to create totally mindblowing and impresive
designs.
If you are interested, contact me on: feelirabs@yahoo.com
Education / Re: Uniben's Resumption Date For 2nd Semester 2008/2009. by adjain(m): 9:55am On Aug 05, 2008
I don't know 'bout you guys but ferdii really pisses me off!!!

Hey, man, aren't mistakes made where you came from?? Look here, buddy, if you want state-of-the-art lingua, we can give it to you!! I only
suspect that you will be way, way  , way out of your depth by the time we commence.

Still, you aren't so bad but you seem to be an ass -
- et to Nigeria (No Space to complete the word asset cool)

Uzzyan and others, let's get to meet 4 real, I beg.

Adjain feels you.
Education / Re: Has Shell Scholarship Shortlist Come Out? by adjain(m): 1:20pm On Jul 08, 2008
Yeah, me too
Education / Re: Uniben's Resumption Date For 2nd Semester 2008/2009. by adjain(m): 1:18pm On Jul 08, 2008
That's true by the way. I almost arrived school on the 7th myself!!!

100 level fever, abi??

are you guys uniben students?? Let's get to socialize
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self-employment: From Dream To Reality! by adjain(m): 11:07am On Jun 20, 2008
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 10:30pm On Mar 18, 2008
Expect a freehand sketch from me soon.

@justbones I hope they will receive the same treatment grafikdon's got gringringrin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 8:40pm On Mar 17, 2008
Justbones Adjain feels you
Jokes Etc / Re: Application Letter by adjain(m): 7:23pm On Feb 21, 2008
@the poster above me, how innovative do you want the thread poster to be??

Please make use of constructive criticism
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: E Don Do Me by adjain(m): 7:52pm On Feb 19, 2008
I second your argument, lady.

I also need job for naija, but I am different from you in that I am still in school.

I will like a job that makes use of creative efforts and skills, one that does not consume time and energy.

But iced fish no be better solution o!!!
Forum Games / Re: Crazy Pictures by adjain(m): 3:42pm On Feb 06, 2008
Funny, though the guy beside me said the monkey is a toy.

@Uzzyan, are you now in uniben what department are you in and which hostel??

I am in agric.
Forum Games / Re: Say Something Bad About The Member Before You by adjain(m): 11:59am On Feb 06, 2008
@tommyex, this thread will last long enough for someone to give you a slap in the eye.

You see all the boys for this thread (kemjisuper, dual core, niceuzor), come dey taLK say titan get sense of humor.

You deserve to have a brain-levelling haircut!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Bothering Myself Just Coz Of A Special Gf by adjain(m): 5:42pm On Feb 05, 2008
commit suicide, bud.

it's easy, rope is cheap
Jokes Etc / Re: Renting An Adult Movie by adjain(m): 5:35pm On Feb 05, 2008
@djcrooky, you've heard ituen, a warning is enough for the wise. As for me, this is the first time I've come across the joke and,

HAhahahahahahahahahahahhehehehehahahahahahehehehehahahahahahehe!!!!!!!

tears are falling off my lachrymal glands
cry cry cry cry cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: This Number Is Not Available: by adjain(m): 5:32pm On Feb 05, 2008
aristole:

Nice!!!

Really

E for funny sha *scratches head* but i don hear am before
Jokes Etc / Re: Coded Way by adjain(m): 5:30pm On Feb 05, 2008
Now i see why i have two years' stock.

wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink Till the end,
Forum Games / Re: Pairing by adjain(m): 5:23pm On Feb 05, 2008
Una just dey dash, abi

@ennyluv & ituen, wey my own?

Abi i fit carry ennyluv??
Education / Re: Uniben First Year Students School Fees by adjain(m): 5:04pm On Feb 05, 2008
School fees 37,500, GST 3,000, Departmental Clearance***insufficient data yet***, Hostel booking and maintenance scratch cards 500 & 5,500 respectively, not to talk of course registration, cost of books, personal belongings,  Oh my God!!!!
                                          faints dead away
Forum Games / Re: Say Something Bad About The Member Before You by adjain(m): 4:57pm On Feb 05, 2008
My bones are perfectly intact, thank you.

Kemji, wetin super about you Are you referring to the Super result of H100 wey your lecturer give you when he realise say F9 na understatement

By the way, H stands for hopeless

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