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 Literature / Re: Male Journal Writer Needed by adjain(m): 12:51am On Oct 10, 2011 |
hehe, so much oestrogen beef over testosterone. At least this time, it's a 'sister of the cloth' making the request, or we guys would have been ambushed with another talk of chauvinism and bla de bla. Anyway, i digress from my origininal intent. I am that writer for your journal, miss. And i'm a man. I've even got the jeans (abi na genes) to prove it. 42 chromosomes with a big 'y' at the front for effect. Haha. Seriously, my mail addy is feelirabs. Phone:07067755812. Fanx |
| Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Article Writer Wanted by adjain(m): 11:29pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
Hey bigmodo. I'd sent you a reply long ago. Please reply my mail or contact me via feelirabs@gmail.com |
| Literature/Writing Ads / Do You Want A Content Writer? by adjain(m): 1:31am On Aug 16, 2011 |
Have you noticed how hard it is to get good writers for those who require quality online articles? Well, you need not look far these days, as I can prove my prowess to you. So, for when next you need quality content, mail or call: feelirabs@gmail.com, 07067755812, 08094172689 |
| Adverts / Re: Article Writer Wanted by adjain(m): 8:36pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
Hello BigModo, I have sent you a mail. I hope you reply to me soon. I am a professional, and I mean that in every term of the word. A trial will do no harm. contact me on feelirabs@gmail.com, and 07067755812, 08094172689 |
| Literature/Writing Ads / Re: *** Online Blogging Jobs Currently Available For Writers!~*** by adjain(m): 8:28am On Aug 06, 2011 |
COUNT ME IN! I'm Justin, mail feelirabs@gmail.com 07067755812 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Wrong Name by adjain(m): 11:32pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
A perfect example of when copy and paste goes wrong. Poster, you no even pirate people joke. It's your village, i swear. |
| Literature / Re: Meet The Lyricist/songwriter. by adjain(m): 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
tony ayo, i wil try to b civil just this once, bt let me ask u: does the poster think he's a beginner? Nah, i don't think so. He's asking for clients, for pete's sake! He needs blunt advice, which i have generously doled out. If u wanna b a myopic freak, then so be it. And one more thing, my rap is way outta that league, or i wouldn't hav commented that way. |
| Literature / Re: Meet The Lyricist/songwriter. by adjain(m): 8:24pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
@poster, what's that supposed to be? Lyrics to a song? for real  atrociously lame.  I suggest that you go back to the drawing board. There are way better talents than that in Nigeria today, and your song would not even go beyond your family and your compassionate producer. seriously, rethink music as a career. Or better still, go learn sewing. |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy - Fast Typist / 30 - 50 Wpm - No Need For Relocation by adjain(m): 1:34pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
I can do this job in like. . . right now! The pay is OK, and the instructions are good to boot. Hit me up, dude. Let's do business. Mail me at feelirabs@gmail.com, or call my mobile: 07067755812  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by adjain(m): 11:25am On Mar 24, 2011 |
| @shake - akara, na only guitar i get mind to finger, |
| Jokes Etc / Re: . by adjain(m): 11:24am On Mar 24, 2011 |
yinkalink: PretiEbony: I no fit, I no get mind joor. I only get mind use chainsaw cut off her limbs |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Banking Bitches by adjain(m): 4:05pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
**Maestro justus in** **Yawns** @OP, the joke is copy and paste, dry, overused, torn, violated and aborted. . . *No Ofience* **Maestro justus out** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Math Knowledge by adjain(m): 3:59pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
| @OP, oya, explain am, cos e no funny as i dey reason d joke |
| Jokes Etc / Re: . by adjain(m): 3:54pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
I swear, if na me, dat woman go come down instanter!!! Na so i go drive on top am, reverse, drive on top am, till i don use am paint road MAN U color |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Steal Computers Belonging To People Who Know How To Use Computers by adjain(m): 3:53pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
ah, the condition don dey obvious like this so Na because OP dey come outside from im room too much |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Bad And Good News by adjain(m): 3:51pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
[sub]pours glue in jackpot's mauf/sub] Nice one there poster, chai. Dat one na news wey go make person cry. Offer on my slippers cos i no get leg, smh |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by adjain(m): 3:43pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
chai, And this my personal friend tends to be very shy, don't mind him if he hides inbetween your legs. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Holidaying On The Australian Coast by adjain(m): 3:41pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
God puneeesh devil Na person wife dem wan use catch crab, whisks in Nimbus 2000 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 10:46pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
Studio, Superglue pour for my mouth |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 10:22pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
I was just hypothesizing that you might have had a torrid encounter with his member and found it lacked a certain 'filling' quality due to it's being insufficiently turgid |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 9:55pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
You no know say groundnut now na big money business? Proves my theory about girls. If money grew on trees, girls would date the monkeys |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 9:51pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
Wingiarmus leviosa! So you self na HP FAN? rare gem, no mind yink. She bin plan to born small libya for am |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 9:47pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
Ha! Soft man? Are you referring to him or to his third leg? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 6:57pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
reads news Reports reaching us seem to indicate that some foolhardy individuals attempted to confront jackpot's ar'se and proceeded to take a bite out of it. . . Particles of their bodies have been discovered in scattered parts of china, Egypt and Neptune. Scientists hint at the possibility of other body particles being in the Year 2012 Maestro Justus' ghost, reporting. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 6:31pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
shakara4u: this kind fart na bulletproof on im own, Na Avada Kedavra curse go end that jackpot yansh |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Killing Me Softly by adjain(m): 5:51pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
which grave did they exhume you from sef? SMH |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gej And Wifey! by adjain(m): 5:44pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
sad did I lie No no no, talk true. . . abi make i invoke my personal juju make dem come judge this case? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: per fect woman by adjain(m): 5:24pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
**Yawns** I'm a wee bit, not that you'd notice, hell outta bored with the joke |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 5:21pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
Yinks Sweerie luv, you're denying me abi? after the gold, em, em, chewing gum and other stuff i bought u last nyt? okay o. . . luv is wicked tiffs bra and whisks away |
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