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@namzo, you are a lucky fellow. You even know some things in photoshop. Me, I am a stark novice!!!
Please send me a complete guide to the steps you used in adding colour to your car.
E-mail me: feelirabs@yahoo.com.
I will deeply appreciate

Your elder brother

The poster above me has just posted a whole load of crap!!!!!
If I type in more than I want to express, the world will spoil.
[sub][/sub]I am mad at you, clemcykul, whoever you are

Well, maybe because the angel mistook the house.
OR maybe because of the angle the angel took in locating the wrong house.
the poster sucks, as in SUCKS.
Just Kidding, of course

Iwajay, what a cheap way to evade your son's questions, bl**dy OLODO

Then I give up, because i really hate going nowhere

Not because i am tipsy but because I remember thats the kid's name was Iwajay Teadr

Maybe the angel mistakenly went to tope_teadr's house or that of iwajay.
Nice, though

Z4M4eva:
l.o.l

Now, let me answer that question:
The man is wearing black b'cos that is the last time he will laugh or smile again in his life (unless the wife dies before him or he divorces her).

Ladies, see your hand work

Why do I have the feeling that the father is either tope_teadr or iwajay?

Really?

Sheesh, tope, you are judging me based on a post that is not related to this one.
If i was drunk in that post, does that mean i am drunk in this one as well??
But . . who is that man standing close to you,
/ he even looks like you . . . [sub]I must be seeing things.
I am not drunk you shilly sit!!

tope_teadr:
Adjain i think you drank too many bottler of beer. Now you're fussing that's why you are making embarrasing mistakes that has no beneficial use.

Yeah, thank God I picked you off the road before the trailer came by.
Whoops, thank GOD!!!

Can;t remember the number now, but I drank so much that any trace of blood in my alcoholic system will be considered by doctors as a sign that my medical condition is failing.

What are you laughing at, kronkay??!! This is serious business.
Ehem, tessbaby, you want LOVE?
Well why didn't you say so?
I got enough love for you and your sister.

I seem to feel tipsy.
The poster of this joke is out of his mind.

He deserves a haircut

I would have loved to take the pleasure but as they say, "ladies first."
Any lady in the house??

Congratulations!!!!
You are the 1,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999th person to paste this dry joke.

Please see each member of the Nairaland Forum for A couple of slaps which you truly deserve.

Samuelk, you are a lucky b****************************************(long, hunh/)
I was already poking my automatic pistol through your window, about to blow your brains and spill your guts out, when you apologised.
Better do thanksgiving and testify next sunday.

Talk about speaking in parables.
What you got with me

Tope my man, what kindness?
Although I don't like leaking out people's secrets, i need to tell you this.
Ask yourself, why do you still have that tail and those gills stuck to your cheek?
Sorry for letting everyone find out, but there was no other way. (Sounds like a line in some dry action movie. huh?)
Tess girl, you haven't answered my question yet.
Are you tired of trading words with me or are you realising the truth in my former statements (the WOMAN looks like you, y'know!!)?
Methinks it is the latter

Hey there, tess girl, you just made a big slip-of-the-tongue.
You meant your grandma, right?

Over smooching another man has not allowed her to be totally sun tanned
Nice one. he he he!!

You are the one who's ashamed , tessybaby (nice name, though)
What you should have done all this while is stand up for your sister-in-the-whatever, instead of trying to dash her to men who can't be like her. (I'm not sure of tope, though)
Tessybaby, go give your sis a big hug!!!! With a smile!!!

damn!! Em, I was just kidding
*Don't tell no one!*
I don't know the truth but I think I am Tope_Teadr's Father.
Tope My Son, come to my arms!!!

Due to some genetic malfunction or because the animal (not man) is just developing, the breasts are barely visible.
I maintain that that "thing" is a woman

gee, I would have loved to help if only I hadn't heard the joke before.
I'm kinda bored.
Try again

he needs a haircut 'cos it seems his hair is preventing molecules of understanding (i.e. common sense) to assimilate in to his hard cranium.

But i would have been interested in the joke (blasphemy! how dare he call that a joke?) if I was not a Reverend Father.

Alphie, who employed to advertise for Omo?
Methinks you need a haircut.

Sorry, tessybaby, but the picture looks more like a deprived muscular woman with her hair cut short.
Geez, lady, how could ya compare that "thing" to a man.
A man, for that matter!!!!!

ha ha lancaster, real funny
But tell me, between just me and you *_{[/sub]whispers *
[sub]}How was life in the water

This is just a case of cutting of your nose to spite your face.
Or is it getting aids to kill the man that squashed your frog.
*scratches head in thought* I just wonder . . . . . .