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Jokes Etc / Re: Do Not Talk To My Parrot! by adjain(m): 11:25am On Oct 25, 2007 |
Abeg, Mr. Parrot, I just dey play. Me and you be paddy. Pls tell spike not to finish my other leg |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can U Bite Your Nose? by adjain(m): 11:22am On Oct 25, 2007 |
I envy the man. What about you? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Not Drunk U Silly S**t! by adjain(m): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
That was why a friend of mine came home under the influence of beer "papa, mama, was it in this street that brother matthew died?" The parents, astounded, said yes. "papa, mama, was it in this street that police arrested Brother Peter?" The parents, thinking the boy was on to something very good, said yes. "Was it in this street that the okada man raped sister janet?" The parents are now very impressed, so they chorus: "Yes" The boy tells them to come outside. they follow him. He bends down and tries to uproot the house "mama, papa, abeg help me carry the house for my head. we dey go the next street" OR A drunk man passes his parents in the sitting room watching tv. he tells them "shhh!" because he does not want to wake his parents and begins to tiptoe to his room |
Jokes Etc / Re: Height Of Fashion? by adjain(m): 11:18am On Oct 24, 2007 |
I'll pretend I didn't read this |
Jokes Etc / Re: Height Of Fashion? by adjain(m): 11:17am On Oct 24, 2007 |
I'll pretend I didn't read this Although I did |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 10:54am On Oct 24, 2007 |
in iwajay's ideology, ignorance initially indicates idiosyncracy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddle Me This, Batman! by adjain(m): 8:56am On Oct 24, 2007 |
Nice try, men. Some got others are a long way from the solution. All the same you guys got brains |
Jokes Etc / Riddle Me This, Batman! by adjain(m): 10:50am On Oct 23, 2007 |
Riddle me this (as the riddler usually tells Batman and robin); You are on one end of a bridge that takes 25 seconds to get on the other side. you urgently need to get on the other side, but halfway is a tower in which there is a guard who keeps watch every 5 seconds. If he sees you coming, he will send you back to the other side. How do you get across? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 10:30am On Oct 23, 2007 |
iwajay ironically ignored irene |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Not Drunk U Silly S**t! by adjain(m): 10:10am On Oct 23, 2007 |
the troblem is that i am laving prouble haughing |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 10:06am On Oct 23, 2007 |
Thabk you, thank you!!! No pictures, no pictures!! (Grand wave of hand and a quick bow) Gee. thanks for the compliment, mimiko. Tope, I thought you were still wearing grandpa's specs. But now i know you aren't, cos you would have known that there was an "m" near my username, telling you i am a guy. Better find the specs fast and don them. Ralia runs races round Rashidat Road. |
Jokes Etc / You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 10:03am On Oct 23, 2007 |
A certain man was excreting in the toilet. It was then that he released a particulary dangerous bomb. The shit said "Na Wa O!" The Toilet replied "Na so we dey see am O!" Suddenly the ass of the man said "And me I don tire" *********************************************************************** A woman entered a bus when the driver said, "Madam who born that ugly pikin when you dey hold?" referring to her baby. the woman was angry but said nothing. Sitting next to another passenger, the woman started telling the passenger that the driver was very rude. The man agreed, and said the woman should not just sit ther but go and trade words with the driver. The woman agreed and was about to stand up when the man said "but meanwhile, let me hold your monkey for you." *********************************************************************** A man found a manual on piloting an airplane. So he bought a plane and started learning. The manual was teaching on lifting-off and the man followed the steps accurately. Soon enough he was airborne. He then opened the manual again to bring it down. Instead he saw at the last Page."Thanks for choosing this manual. Purchase the second edition for steps on how to land a Plane." |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 6:08pm On Oct 22, 2007 |
Thanks guys, but can you tell a blind guy inthe ways of photoshop how to apply colours and all those other eefcts? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 6:24pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
male |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Photoshop :::: Making An Icy Text :::: by adjain(m): 6:04pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Charlisco, keep it up, even if the nairalanders can't appreciate, I the kobolander can say thank you. Please can you highlight the steps to Draw a cartoon character (Comic)? Say cheese!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 2:17pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Slap somebody, setup somebody, steal somebody, slam somebody. Anybody, Anybody |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: How To Make Comics? by adjain(m): 2:16pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Oh, hello, this forum got me trying what I am not really good at in the first place. Guys, I scanned my work in corelDraw, converted the Mode to Line Art and then removed the white background, then I copied it to paint. 1. There were gray shadows everywhere making my work look stupid 2. I do not know how to use this photoshop of a thing Thanks for your help |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Interested In Knowing How To Use Your Gprs? by adjain(m): 2:07pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Yap, I'm interested!!! Boy have you got me!!! I use a Sony Ericsson T68i (no Laugh O!) and I am currently connected to the Celtel Network. So, tutor, let's get started!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 1:48pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
What is your beef with my sexuality. Well if your insist, Male and Female, sometimes even camel |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 11:45am On Oct 20, 2007 |
Sure, anytime. what's it? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter To Make A Sentence. by adjain(m): 10:04am On Oct 20, 2007 |
Methinks I will soon have the initials J.P. I really am a Justice of Peace. Mimiko and Teadr, won't u agree with me, seeing the perfect way I got tope_teadr to apologise? I'm feeling high! Let's get back 2 d game: Don't dance, deadly dames don't decide |
Jokes Etc / Re: Babangida and Alamieyeseigha with Pope John Paul II at his death bed by adjain(m): 5:35pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
Funny joke although the topic does not sound right |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 4:48pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
I am very glad to be on this forum. thanks once again, Gamine for your advice. I have started using Adobe Photoshop 5.0 and will soon post my best work. But is this what is used for the commercial comic? It seems damn too slow. Sorry for the word "Damn" But I want info. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by adjain(m): 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
Oh, it's just me letting one (BOOOOOOOOMMMMAHHHHHHH!!!!!!) loose. Forgive me |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 10:05am On Oct 18, 2007 |
tobbbie: Sorry, I meant thank you Gamine and TOBBIE. You guys are gr8 |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 10:02am On Oct 18, 2007 |
Does anyone on Nairaland have any idea on where I can find a manual on cartoon designing on the computer, because although I have Adobe Photoshop (Is that Okay?) I don;t know how to use it. Do you know where I can find anyone who can make mutual use of my art skills? And I mean mutual. Thanks for your assistance, guys Gamine: tobbbie: Thanks for your compliments, Gamine and iparrot. |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man And His Television by adjain(m): 5:49pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
I like holding my tv sometimes but I like holding my MTV awards a LOT!!!!!!!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Looks Like Monkey That Lick Lime by adjain(m): 5:22pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
I do not look like someone who licks lime. Why, because I look Like this: I'm not kidding, that's my face
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Indeed by adjain(m): 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
Yess, it is funny. That reminds me of a pic I once saw, I got it here, let's see, ahh,. here is is, Enjoy,
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Jokes Etc / Re: Sons Again by adjain(m): 5:14pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
Hehehehehehehehe |
TV/Movies / Re: First Comics Book Store Opens In Nigeria by adjain(m): 1:48pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
Does this shop stock NIGERIAN comics |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by adjain(m): 11:56am On Oct 17, 2007 |
I really like the way I stumbled on this page. Please guys, I am a very good cartoonist but a practical novice in the computer field (although i know virtually everything in corelDraw and other application packages) but I do not know how to give color to my cartoons, you know, like make it look REAL. Please forward any information to my e-mail box: feelirabs@yahoo.com Seun and other nairalanders, I am counting on you. Don't let me down. P.S. I drew this guy in Microsoft paint but he does not look Alive. See what I mean Call me Justin. 08082722766
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