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Jokes Etc / Re: Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 5:13pm On Mar 22, 2011
Two eggs are frying in a pan.

The first one says: Man, it's hot in here.

the other egg screams "Holy Sh.it! a talking egg!!"
Jokes Etc / Re: Amazing! Lol by adjain(m): 5:01pm On Mar 22, 2011
abeg o!! na only you get the ribs o! no be networking,
Jokes Etc / Re: Gej And Wifey! by adjain(m): 4:56pm On Mar 22, 2011
muhuhuhahahaha!!!!

I guess the actual way she said it was, "GJ dears, maybe I can fit represent umblella if you are fearing o!"
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Off by adjain(m): 4:55pm On Mar 22, 2011
shocked

suffocates poster before anyone else can come in and see this

flees thread
Jokes Etc / Re: Amazing! Lol by adjain(m): 4:50pm On Mar 22, 2011
chai, see as i dey laugh OUR laugh, come shit OUR shit for OUR bodi. . .Nice one Kemisuga, put a smile on OUR face.

**hope you enjoyed the shit? It was OURs!!!**

grin grin grin kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Bad Day by adjain(m): 4:47pm On Mar 22, 2011
**comes in, inhales fart-fumes, and dies** Ghost resurrects and goes on a rvenge mission of ar.se - sassin. . .pun intended
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise by adjain(m): 4:31pm On Mar 22, 2011
@Arcani, e be lyk say na you dey record date for jokes cemetery, 2007? D joke don become mummy be dat
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 4:30pm On Mar 22, 2011
Inumidun tori awon akobata mi ti poju, keep following me on Twitter boiz!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 10:26pm On Mar 21, 2011
You don finally code. You no know say you be tortoise? Na secret sha, damiz abi na wetin dem dey call you, keep following me like say i be twitter.
Jokes Etc / Re: Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 10:05pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ah, sister, welcome back to NL. I don sweep ground wait you. Food dey warm for microwave too. Hot water for your bath dey too. Make i pull your cloth too? Agbaya oshi
Jokes Etc / Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 9:45pm On Mar 21, 2011
Two cows in the field. One says moo! The other replies: hey, dude! That's exactly what i was about to say!
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise by adjain(m): 9:43pm On Mar 21, 2011
Therese, how you doing this chilly night**or drowny night if you're in japan, or bomby night in jos lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 9:19pm On Mar 21, 2011
Yinka hun, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise by adjain(m): 9:17pm On Mar 21, 2011
Omotee, no mind that pikin with oedema wey wan turn your joke to marketing office. Nice one there. Since i started all those, i don slim like wire. If you see the molehill now eh, e big pass jos lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ol' boy o! I'm a celebrity sha, na only because of me you write that story book?
Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by adjain(m): 8:59pm On Mar 21, 2011
**sniggers!**

**triggers**

**fingers**
Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 7:22pm On Mar 21, 2011
I go be woman,
Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by adjain(m): 7:20pm On Mar 21, 2011
Efe, no mind me now. I was working on inside info. I hear some of you are deaf around here,
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 7:18pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ranoscky, clearly you are one of those loyal fans who follow celebrities on tours, no worry, you hear. I go soon sign autograph for your ogo
Jokes Etc / Re: Greedy Baby by adjain(m): 7:15pm On Mar 21, 2011
Deceptive? I bet you're only deceiving yourself.smiley.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 6:50pm On Mar 21, 2011
How come you're so intimate with shakaraboy, nocturnal activities? Abi na you dey measure his ass width?
Jokes Etc / Re: Greedy Baby by adjain(m): 6:46pm On Mar 21, 2011
Why the blanks, dude?
Jokes Etc / Re: Greedy Baby by adjain(m): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2011
I believe the poster of this joke is daddy's favorite girl- for obvious reasons.
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 6:29pm On Mar 21, 2011
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well,
Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by adjain(m): 6:28pm On Mar 21, 2011
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well,
Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by adjain(m): 6:27pm On Mar 21, 2011
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well,
Webmasters / Re: I Need Nigerian Article Writers by adjain(m): 2:21pm On Feb 27, 2011
Hey. For such articles, 750 each, my going rate is N500 per article. original, no copy content. i have read your website to get a feel of your work. contact me via feelirabs@gmail.com, or on mobile: 08088850503 if you are interested.
Literature / Get Your Freelance Writer Here! Team Xtreme At Your Service by adjain(m): 2:53pm On Feb 21, 2011
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Literature / Re: Write On Any Topic For N200 Per Article by adjain(m): 2:38pm On Feb 21, 2011
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Literature / Re: What Do Ya Think? Maestro Fiction Series: The S.P.E.R.M Collector by adjain(m): 9:48am On Jan 10, 2011
Woah! No comments?
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Animation Movie Writer/script Wanted! by adjain(m): 9:44am On Jan 10, 2011
Well. If you're looking for quality, James, you'd need to be willing to pay real good for it. So what range are ya talking about?
Literature / Re: Journalist/writer Needed Urgently And Would Be Paid Reasonably by adjain(m): 9:40am On Jan 10, 2011
Is your offer location-specific

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