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Two eggs are frying in a pan. The first one says: Man, it's hot in here. the other egg screams "Holy Sh.it! a talking egg!!" |
abeg o!! na only you get the ribs o! no be networking, |
muhuhuhahahaha!!!! I guess the actual way she said it was, "GJ dears, maybe I can fit represent umblella if you are fearing o!" |
suffocates poster before anyone else can come in and see this flees thread |
chai, see as i dey laugh OUR laugh, come shit OUR shit for OUR bodi. . .Nice one Kemisuga, put a smile on OUR face. **hope you enjoyed the shit? It was OURs!!!** |
**comes in, inhales fart-fumes, and dies** Ghost resurrects and goes on a rvenge mission of ar.se - sassin. . .pun intended |
@Arcani, e be lyk say na you dey record date for jokes cemetery, 2007? D joke don become mummy be dat |
Inumidun tori awon akobata mi ti poju, keep following me on Twitter boiz!!! |
You don finally code. You no know say you be tortoise? Na secret sha, damiz abi na wetin dem dey call you, keep following me like say i be twitter. |
Ah, sister, welcome back to NL. I don sweep ground wait you. Food dey warm for microwave too. Hot water for your bath dey too. Make i pull your cloth too? Agbaya oshi |
Two cows in the field. One says moo! The other replies: hey, dude! That's exactly what i was about to say! |
Therese, how you doing this chilly night**or drowny night if you're in japan, or bomby night in jos lol |
Yinka hun, what are we gonna do tomorrow night? |
Omotee, no mind that pikin with oedema wey wan turn your joke to marketing office. Nice one there. Since i started all those, i don slim like wire. If you see the molehill now eh, e big pass jos lol |
Ol' boy o! I'm a celebrity sha, na only because of me you write that story book? |
**sniggers!** **triggers** **fingers** |
I go be woman, |
Efe, no mind me now. I was working on inside info. I hear some of you are deaf around here, |
Ranoscky, clearly you are one of those loyal fans who follow celebrities on tours, no worry, you hear. I go soon sign autograph for your ogo |
Deceptive? I bet you're only deceiving yourself. . |
How come you're so intimate with shakaraboy, nocturnal activities? Abi na you dey measure his ass width? |
Why the blanks, dude? |
I believe the poster of this joke is daddy's favorite girl- for obvious reasons. |
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well, |
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well, |
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well, |
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Woah! No comments? |
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Is your offer location-specific |
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