seborrhic:

Don't mind the clown.A self centred money conscious monopolist who is playing gullible nigerians like yoyo.
If people bothered to read the press release, it's clear that Dangote fuel sold today is ₦898 as stated by NNPC.
He tried being clever by half by now claiming that what is being sold today is fuel produced from crude oil bought in dollars,in other words,the fuel that will be priced in ₦ has not started being supplied.
Again,being the crook he is,dangote is now telling Nigerians that the price of that fuel that will be priced in ₦ will start coming out by October and its then the price template will come out.
If Nigerians didn't learn with what Dangote did with cement,then they should be treated like the fools they are.
Dangote should continue playing imps like fools and he would continue not only ripping the FG,with concessions and favourable business clime and dollars,but Nigerians

Exactly like why can’t he wait till October for petrol priced in naira that he claims will be coming out then.

I think from a corporate business personality thr company is ashamed of the price of his so called hyped refined petrol.

Even with the artificially created scarcity Nigerians have been going through the last 2 weeks, 898 per litre for refined petrol sounds absurd.

You see Where God will now catch dangote is for the final price of his product to exceed the landing cost of imported PMS . In other words if it’s cheaper to simply import

Then that’s when God can now checkmate this monopolist oligarch that has taken 200 million people hostage

Fraud everywhere

Dangote the fraudulent monopolist
NNPC the fraudulent entity

If NNPC is not disclosing the right amount petrol is per litre is

Why don’t
You diclose it yourself how much you sold to NNPC

NIGERIA is finished

Fuel 1,000 naira per litre

I doubt anyone can survive this

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One major mistake dangote is making is he has no presence whatsoever in the down stream sector

In Nigeria the downstream sector refers to the private depots where marketers lift fuel and even up to mega filling stations

Maybe he didn’t want to spend more money but imagine building filling stations such as dangote filling station

Game over for saboteurs

Although people will cry monopoly sha

At least he will lift from him refinery jeje and go to his filling station Jeje

Another route why can’t even dangote team up with filling stations like Bovas and make something happen but this is Nigeria tho all man for themselves

Like the other day I saw big hotels with big diesel generators up to like 6 on the same street and it got me wondering

Why can’t one of the hotels turn on thier gen and supply or sell it for the 5 remaining one

Everyone will have light if the price of diesel is shared by 6 people and trust me it will make the price of diesel almost 100 naira per litre.

Win win for all the 6 hotels . But this is Nigeria

Theoretical economics can never ever work in Nigeria

Always two sides to a story

It’s possible she was broke to get a nanny ir childminder

Only those who live in the uk knows how much childminders costs

Also perhaps she thought she could just quickly go to work and come back

And normally when a baby is in discomfort the baby would normally start crying so how did the baby get overheated

Besides where is the father of the child

Poor kid

Poor mother

People are going through a lot in the uk at the moment

As funny as it stands she probably was going to work to make ends meet

I’m sure if she could make a decision if not going to work that day she would have made it

Covid19lockdown:
I want Naira to reach £1 to 5k before December so that I'll start up my building project in Nigeria. E go make sense die. Tinubu must complete his 8yrs.

No disrespect You lack any economical foresight. The higher the exchange rate the more astronomical the prices of building materials Would be.

Infact imagine buying 10,000 naira for a bunch of nails

In the end you will be frustrated and you will think builders in Nigeria are trying to scam you

Even down to painting and wiring, you will almost won’t believe how much expensive and even workmanship would be

Finally when it’s time to rent your house out after completion

If you dare put an expensive price for rent age. Bird won’t even fly inside ur compound more less a human being coming to live there

So you now see how a bad exchange rate is bad for everybody

For investors, entrepreneurs, business owners
Everybody

Nobody won’t be touched by a bad exchange rate

Which stupid game changer is DANGOTE REFINERY

Someone got supplied crude oil in naira , refined it and instead of selling to the public, afterall the market has been deregulated.

The smart cunny simply supplies the NNPC with his petrol to determine price

In essence DANGOTE refinery never solved the problem

It simply went round the problem.

Now just like cement, DANGOTE is simply using NIGERIA NATURAL resources to run a business and make money for humself and his family.

Like I am sure everyone knows today if DANGOTE refinery burnt down and petrol stopped coming out, NNPC would simply go back abroad to import petrol for the country and sell at the same price DANGOTE refinery produced his.

SO WHAT EXACTLY was the point of the refinery

All the subsidies being paid to the different corrupt people is now simply being paid to DANGOTE.

Like IS THIS WHAT YOU MUMMUUU PEOPLE CALL A GAME CHANGER

So just like that

Dangote refinery never solved anything

It won’t make petrol cheap

The only benefit would be more forex since NNPC won’t need to import petrol again from abroad

So in essence instead of dangote shamefully selling his price of PMS per litre at a price that he knows people would criticise him for

He simply sells it to NNPC and tells NNPC to determine the price

NNPC too moves under the canopy of forex , which is not a sound argument as the crude oil and everything dangote needed to refine the oil was paid for in naira

Like this people just went round in a circle

All
The subsidy that was stopped is now being paid only to DANGOTE

Like dangote just got 200 million percent richer

And Nigerians still in misery

Dangote simply took hold of whole country natural resources and simply done business with it

What a shame

Good day I am a full stack JavaScript developer

SMH terrible website

Filled with ads and pop ups

All this money being spent on promotion can’t it be spent on building a proper grid formatted display website

Some of the pictures of the so called cars don’t load after page has been rendered

No filter no searches absolutely nothing

And MOST IMPORTANTLY they DONT HAVE ANY CHEAP CARS UNDER 1 MILLION NAIRA

THERE ARE NO USED CARS FOR SALE FOR LESS THAN 1 MILLION NAIRA NOW IN NIGERIA AS WE SPEAK

The irony of this post is all Nigeria has to do is do the reverse of what is on this post

Like in a country of 200 million people where are the techno crats nd those who know how the economy works

Why on earth can’t they mobilise and do something about what is going on

Sladem05:


This aged like milk. Naira devalued A LOT

I hold my hands up and admit I was wrong . Naira got devalued to an unimaginable proportion

Like not in a lifetime would I think it was possible

Only this picture is giving me confidence in Nigeria atm

After the naira got devalued by almost 3000 percent in 1983. It never lost that much ever again . Although it forever sank but not as fast as it did in 1983.

Maybe there is hope for Nigeria in the future

By 2027, perhaps things might maybe be stable and the economy can grow again and a middle class can grow .

By all economical indices a middle class African family still has so much freedom than a typical working class European family.

Emphasis is on the word middle class tho. Nothing like that in Nigeria at the moment

Clowns

🤡

Don’t know why people don’t learn from
Other mistakes

Cars 45 done more than this

Jiji cars done more than this

Still Nigerians abused it

You cannot do anything online in this Nigeria

jkj

So using the same logic, how come the internet was stablised just after the first day of protest then.

Do you mean you guys quickly went back to the cut cables in the manhole and fixed it before day 2 and the so called protesters who damaged it in the first place allowed you to do so.

Kai

Nigeria

EyeCumInPiss:
Let's do small arithmetic:

Bag of Brown Beans in 1983
=₦200
Bag of Brown Beans in 2024
=₦100,000

So Bag of Brown Beans increased 500times in 41years

So if we continue like this, in next 41years (year 2065), price of Bag of Brown Beans will be:
500×₦100,000 =₦50m

To add a bit of economic context

Dollars rate to the naira in 1983 was 0.765 so a bag of beans being sold for 200 naira was exactly $261 dollars (200naira / 0.765) back in 1983.

Today bag of the same beans is 100,000 naira and the exchange rate is $1 - 1600 naira . Which works out as 100,000 naira divided by 1600 which is 62 dollars

In real economic terms, the hardship in 1983 was 5 times worse than the one we are experiencing now

According to the principal of the school letter a bag of beans sold for $261 dollars then. It sells for 62 dollars now

Also historically speaking just the way 1983- 1985 and life eventually got better after

This time too in 2024 shall pass.

No country can experience inflation forever

Have faith

Shalom

10thTenthMan:



So I will simply tell you the process and when you go, you decide based on your experience.

-When you get to their office you tell them if you want to sell or buy a car.

-You, want to sell.

-They will request for the Car Papers. All Papers must be complete for the deal to go through.

-Then they assign a technician to inspect the car. The one I met was a lady in their VI Office. She was good. In fact she identified some minor things I didn’t know were wrong with my SUV.

- Then the technician gives feedback on the results of the inspection.

- You car is then entered into a bidding process. You will see a TV with a sort of table/Chart with prices coming in a bids. The bids last for a specified period. Can’t remember whether 15 minutes or 30 minutes.

-Then the highest amount on the bid board is what they will tell you that they will pay.

-Cars45 told bidding board stopped at 1,000,050 naira. My 2008/2009 Highlander SUV was 1,000,050. One million and fifty thousand naira only.

-Now I wasn’t selling the car because it had issues. I just wanted to change the car because I felt I deserved a new and wanted to use the money from the sales and boost my funds for a new car. That way I can expand my options.

- I jejely took my car and went home. Went on some sites and posted it myself. put for sale sign on it and informed friends in groups etc.

-Sold it for 3m and rested.



To me o, that bidding is not real. Those figures aren’t real. To me, those figures are manipulated. To me o, some boys are in the office pressing figures with claim that people are bidding for the Cars.

Give them a trial. Perhaps your experience might be different. But to me they grossly undervalued my vehicle.

Can you imagine eBay type of bidding for items in a dishonest country like Nigeria. How many people even have internet access and don’t have work.

Nigeria that even the president lied and finessed his way into office. Who in their right sense would go and bid the right price of course even if the bidding was real, they will bid rubbish on purpose.

It’s like the seller just came to give them a free car wetin concern them .

The company didn’t do thier market research well enough .

Reminds me of a foreign company who wanted to start a bicycle sharing app scheme in Nigeria and the first consultant they met simply said “ In Nigeria you go with your capital and an idea and you simply leave with Common sense in exchange for your capital and idea “

Online car bidding in a country that has the most dishonest people on planet earth

Lol

10thTenthMan:
Learn from the failure of Cars45 Abi Wetin be their name and their fake bidding.

People will sit behind computers and the back of their office punching fake bidding and they claim the bidding is from various people around Nigeria.

Lies. People and punching fake figures on the budding board then arrive at a final bid figure that grossly undervalues your car,intentionally.

They undervalue your car claiming the inspection report determined the bid amounts. In two days they have sold your car 2 to 3 times the value they bought from you.


Anyway I do not think you run that same business model.

Make I hold my peace first. 😄😄😄

I wish you well in your business endeavors and venture.

Yes ooo

Cars 45 was so big they had thier own website and even employed foreigners as operational stragetic partners im talking around 2020
When Camry was like 2m naira and thereabout .

Nigeria ruined cars 45 so bad that they ended up on jiji posting ads like any other car seller

The last thing that now happened to them
Was they eventually I think last year stopped putting reports on cars they have inspected for buyers in advance .

They had a rating from A- E. Almost every Nigeria used car had an E rating ( based on the detailed examination of its transmission, gear and engine and braking systems ) and when it was displayed for intending buyers, Nigerian sellers started complaining that they were spoiling business for them. Even for correctly saying the odometer and mileage had been tampered with Nigerian car sellers took offence

And thus car 45 natural death

So whatever this one calls themselves , dead on arrival

Nigerians are too dishonest to be dealing with online

.

Whenever a Nigerian government official or spokesperson comes up and refutes
Or denies an allegation.

Then by now anyone who wasn’t born last night should know the allegation was 100
Percent accurate and true

NNPC would Rather supply offshore companies that they have interests in to keep buying Nigerian crude oil than to sell the crude oil to Local refineries such as Dangotes

This now explains why all the government owned refineries in the last 30 years have failed woefully . The materials needed to run them
Was deliberately being sold away by NNPC .

So after 30 years, a private refinery by a serious business man comes along, and is so so confused where is the crude oil he was promised was available after all he only needs a fraction to run his factory . Omo then all kassala burst

Companies run by crooks in NNPC have sold it all off or have been contracted to sell it all off

Sorry Dangote

adioolayi:


Has he passed his message

If Yes....That's communication

He surely communicated his point, even if he didn’t say anything and used hand signals or hold a note up, that’s surely communication too.

What was just so shocking people are commenting on was the fact that he almost sounded like an illiterate who can’t or is almost choking to string a 3 sentence line together .

The fact that his dad speaks so well and is a professor too is why people are wondering how can a professor son almost just about speak like an illiterate

What’s the point of reading a script that is only 3 sentences long.

Notwithstanding, he failed woefully in even getting himself across in the most comprehensible and comfortable manner.

Honestly I keep saying this. Education can never be a scam .

JAPAHTML:


My bro was getting 300 € here but when he traveled he was receiving €3988 for that same roll
While spending only 1+5k both for electricity, rent water and internet

Saving €2k+ Euros compare 2.8 million to ordinary 500k naira

He was probably getting scammed when he was receiving 300 euros back here

For the 300 Euros he was receiving in Nigeria there is also someone here in receiving the full 3988 euros without having to leave the shores of Nigeria

That’s just life bro

If a company decides to pay you rubbish money , then that’s just you being unlucky

Never compare anyone who has a good remote job to anyone who lives in Europe with the same job

JAPAHTML:


Whatever you are saying my bro is living comfortably over there

Lol 😁😁 you are talking as if I am not earning this Euro down here

I also make money flipping domains but still I want to leave here cause I don see say money pass money

Everybody is making thier own money in thier own way

The real gist was someone with a remote job living in Nigeria has more disposable income than someone with the same job living in an European city .

The city that gave you the euros, pounds or dollars will take it back one way or ther other from you

On the other hand, Nigeria is 10x less costly for forex earners

That’s the discussion

JAPAHTML:


The way una dey underrate this Japa stuff eh🙄 that $10 per hour is location based payment, my uncle's first son is earning €25 per hour (30 thousand naira) Maybe in 3 years or so he will be promoted with a bigger pay he said some of his colleagues earn €50 per hour working only 6 hours each day,

All this thing including citizenship and securing a future for your kid, bro don't underrate tech guys wey dey over sea, (US, Canada, Australia, Germany) this my guy is in Germany
Stop capping
Me will be there soon

There are too many maybes in your post

Anyone who dares get a remote tech job in this Nigeria right now and is earning forex and spending expenses in naira would be so rich they might even accuse him of being a yahoo boy

Get a remote forex job too and see how your life will change right away like right in your presence whilst doing the minimum

Europeans cities are expensive and the tax is crazy

We talking intense wealth extreme wealth without ever leaving your comfort zone, you are talking about maybe someone will double his pay this that that this

I do not mean to spoil anyone hustle but there is nothing like a direct C of O

The company selling the land would if rightfully as they claim would have gotten what’s called a global c of o for the whole estate which they intend to sell on to buyers

Then each buyer would then now be required to go back to the Lagos state government to convert thier Global c of O to an individual one in their own names

Well strictly speaking the last paragraph is not , compulsory, but sometimes it is if the new plot owner decides to sell it on in the future , because failure to do the last paragraph above would mean any future search on the plot of land at the land registry would real estate company c of o that was initially granted

Get a lawyer before you get into any real estate development in Lagos to avoid stories that will or might touch your soul

Barrister Akinola
Solicitor and Barrister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

My own submission is if all the mega churches opened mega farmlands

Tomato’s won’t be 500 naira per piece

Sometimes life is just common sense and is based on empirical evidence not God this God that

Most of these mega churches have acres and hectares of arable farm land and so much money why can’t anyone just take the initiative

Pointless news

Dollar rate in 1982 was 0.673 naira to $1

In other words the 500 naira they used for wedding was the equivalent of $315 (500 x 0.673)


In todays terms the same $315 is 472,500 naira (315 x1500 (dollar rate today )


So both the 1982 and the 2024 weddings hall books are expensive

No news here

To see 500 naira in 1982 was hell

To see 472,500 naira too in 2024 no be beans

mctech:
Why rub the yam set with ash?

To prevent it from decaying

The fresh part is prone to being decayed without you doing this

Shomek:

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Try and download the latest version of opera mini if you can

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