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This is just for the international community to read and say he's doing his job well... Hypocrisy of the highest order

This would have been better if the man was a cobbler(shoe maker) ... Who will enter the other leg of shoe, abi na only one leg the shoe has?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.
16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.
23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything.
30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'
37. What other people think of you is none of your business.
38. Time heals everything.
39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.
43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
Now: Think about forwarding this to your friends to help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!

Prof. Obiozor, Dean faculty of law unizik... Very surprised

The wages of sin is dead, but the free gift of God is external life in Christ Jesus... Heaven or hell at last?

faith809:
RESPONSIBLE DRESSING.

You are already demonised... One day you will meet your Waterloo if you fail to repent.

Kastonkastroll:
people should understand that whatever buhari is doing is for the benefit of Nigeria/Nigerians. Of course he needs to travel a lot to redeem our tattered image in the international community.

PDP and that silly Jonathan have done a great damage to this nation. Buhari needs our support and encouragement to make Nigeria work again.

God bless buhari/osinbajo

God bless Nigeria/Nigerians

I doubt if you have a proper home training. Even in your formal education, because if you did, you can't be calling your father a fool before the whole world. Then, if you call your father a fool, who are you?

End time pre-wedding photo... Look too weird. Abi na Kong fu?

The world is gradually coming to an end... Please remain raptureable

Unserious parents... Since Saturday, a child of such age and you have to wait till Tuesday before posting it online.

onyepapa:
Are they crying for the man or the 11 billion he didn't return before going to hell?

To you, he's going to hell whereas you don't know if you might meet him there too whenever you eyes is closed in death. Do not play a judge of a dead man. Let God his creator play the judge so you would not be judged.

Tor of Tiv death? Signs of the end time. Where would you spend your eternity? R. I. P sir.

How did you know it's her house let alone bedroom with all these guys? This looks more like a pub.

Perhaps he pays to the source of his wealth... I'm not surprised.

He would have gone back to sleep with the machete, and kill her in the dream... A schizophrenia.

Nigeria, a country where things are abnormal. A public office holder standing trial on ground of corruption, and yet holding his office firmly while the trial lasts. Lesson : The outcome of the trial already known. God save the defenceless Nigerians.

Did he steal trousers and shirt or phone? Nigeria and nudity of suspect... Still backward.

No penny should be given to him. Money has nothing to do with defamation except in the world of the avarice.

sonOfLucifer:
Jesus is a lie. He is never coming back.


unless im wan make we beat am again.

Like play like play. You'll see yourself in hellfire... Just as your name implies, it works for you. Please don't reply this message.

take it to God in prayer.

So sorry. Rip... We should stop erecting illegal structures along the water ways, and disposing solid wastes into the drainage to reduce such menace.

Basterdaising the name of God. Jesus wept!

Using graduates from diverse fields as teachers and using medical graduates as doctors, which one is more dangerous to the future of a nation?

Who is she? Who is she?

This post self... Do people with those mentioned qualifications visit nairaland?... Biko, next thread.

Please when would there be a new intake? Since my sister who is an assistant comptroller general only took her own specials for the job leaving us behind.

Iwa anya... Owago anya, now qualified to be minister to buhari

Please friends, how do I post news on nairaland? Momodu, ndo... I thought you wan be minister?

I wonder if she got the money from this blogging business. The other time range rover, now mansion. Vanity up on Vanity. To me, not worth the news and the noise.

He gotta put it to them once he recovers. Lol

Kachikwu... With time your true image will be revealed to Nigerians

I heard when pa. Adeboye declared it. When God says yes no one can say no.