₦airaland Forum

God bless GEJ if this is true...


Some dead brain are already attributing the gud news to "change"...

Maybe the dullard who has been on tour and praying fixed the refineries within 16 days...

APC party of liars..

ijustdey:
the priest aren't safe from this kidnappers self





when is this land going to be set free lord

bros because u wan rush comment u no read details...

Where you see priest there?

When I saw CAN I remembered Oritsejafor and his private jet.

The two major news you hear in Nigeria today is either about gunmen or ritualists..yet our leaders are busy making promises.

The worst is we went from cluelessness to dullness.

Na so


The Northern president...


Funny thing about these muslims and christains is that they have been praying since 14BC and more evils keep happening...wonder wat their prayer is doing.

I hope before he is through with ramadan all borno people won't die from bombing.

Not criticizing religion but sometimes we should face reality,face our problems and stop praying!

Likes of you are the reason why boko harram and other terrotist group spring up...

Since you have been so religious what have you ever benefited fromt it?

Whether christain,muslim or hindus, I think your religious brouhaha should be shoved into your pocket and be ur personal problem.

Religion has never brought anything to the world than war and killings...so my dear live the life like you gona leave it someday and stop being a fanatic or u gona end up as a terrorist!

Thieves
The country is in sham and they are busy doing meetings and dining
Their dullard leader is busy touring the world

AnneMomoh:
Termite?

hhahaha u again..

Buhari the Northern president.....


I bet he will never visit the SS/SE till he leaves office


The Northerners think they own this country...let them wait till all the pipelines are blocked and stop all the flow of oils..then they will know they only have cola and onions.

AnneMomoh:
Tadpole?

lol....no vex,if u wana be on front page u gat to be smart even when ur network aint

I open nairaland,


I see d first topic on front page


I rush to book space


I try to read the content.....


I read the first two lines if its interesting and if I can go on....I find out its about a man who changes women like pant.


I scroll through the whole epistle and find out if I have d patience to read everything.

I realize it won't add anytin to my bank account as an Engineer.


I give up...

D'banj seem lonely, where is Kanye west and his crew?


That cake is too childish...he should get married and think like a man!

Btw.where is tonto dike?

T

Everything about APC has been...


Muhammed


Yusuf


Ibrahim


Shehu


Saraki


When are we gona see


Mathew


Peter


James


David


Buhari the Northern president!!


APC northern party!!!


South West the loyalists


Amaechi the driver..

Mtchewwwww why is he ranting?
His weed motivated songs? Make he go plant weed for edo!

Yesterday we lost,today again the same.....

This Buhari self....

I didn't say anything oo....

germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.

what's wrong with giving your husband mouth action.

Stop telling us its your friend,we know its you!

It will be hard to choose between Korede Bello and Kiss Daniel.

Hope Nkem Owoh is the pastor and husband in the church?


If Pete Eneh is her husband and the pastor in that church, and Chinwe Owoh is the second wife, she will kill Pete Eneh the pastor,kill all Chinwe's children and her own children will either become ashawo or arm robbers. Letter she will die from a miserable illness and when she gets to hell Devil will tell her to go build her own hell cz her sins are too much for SATAN and OBASANJO's hell...


She and shekau will now combine to build another hell...the end!

Insert disc 2.

Does Burna boy sing?

He should go plant weed in edo

My parrot sings better than wizkid.

Wizkid makes noise,he is an empty drum.

Davido is a natural musician wizkid is just hating on someone better than him...

With his premature lip

She look like a cheer leader...



She should go get married and build a home and stop following married men everywhere!

This man talks and lies too much....does he still do drugs?

Petra23:
lol...yeye

yimu

These days if you no rush book space for nairaland you are on your own oo...some people phone get 5G, before u type full stop,them don type one page!


Back to topic.....>

Dear Banky,
I am a big fan of urs and I love your music,but the truth is your head is not only big but funny and it looks like an Ostrich egg.

I have tried severally to calculate its shape,I used forial series,frobenius,almighty formular,tried integration and differentiation but it keeps telling me mathematical error.

Bros to say the truth your head is big but that doesn't make me a hater!!

Plz don't take this to heart........

Amaechi the saint

If his boys stole cars,then he must have stolen private jets...


Btw, I have not seen Amaechi for days now,hope he has not gone to London to beg GEJ to beg Wike for him?

WOCKHARDI:
Bros, it seems you didn't get the joke.

I did bro, I meant the APC's are hypocrites

WOCKHARDI:
[color=#006600][/color] Peter and Paul

hahahahahha hypocrites

I don't wana insult u,I would have called u a MUMU.


No matter how nice a guy is,he never accepts cheating from a girl...the day she started cheating on u is the day she stopped caring about how u feel or the relationship.

Guy no dey fall boys hand oo...is she a demigod to u?

mifavour:
for tit.s

lol,modified jor

And what is Amaechi and Obasanjo?