₦airaland Forum

kolomax:
She go Dey Fumb yankee girl for maga's now.

Pot calling kettle black.

It is "form" not "fumb"

ennyhola:
For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER

Do they teach you to write in capital letters in the middle of a sentence in your Federal University?

Mr. Federal University,show off!

I know of a tribe in Nigeria who are cowards and always crawl to their shell when a Northerner encroach their domain....


When will they buy balls?

NigerianLord:
A group of Niger Delta Youth under the aegis of Niger Delta People’s Progressive Agenda in a press statement made available to 234 Jam Blog says no boat or vessel shall be allowed to run their rivers to load oil and all their bush shall be guided to stop oil companies from trespassing their land.

Read the complete statement here - http://234jam..com/2015/06/we-wont-allow-any-outsiders-to-own-our.html

gud,let's see where they will get money to fund APC and feed their almagiris!

Buhari the Northern President..

And..

The southwest General..


He is busy attending prayers,touring Africa while his country is on fire...

What has their prayers done for the country since inception with the exception of bringing terrorism?

Religious fanatics..

Bobby4090:
Yeah, and this same brainless President defeated a so called Ogororo Phd holder and sent him packing with all his degrees that he couldnt use to help Nigeria one bit!

If the majority tribe in Nigeria did not use forces to attack GEJ thereby making him look clueless do you think your Dullard from daura would have gotten a chance?


Do I need to remind you of how many votes the ogogoro man used to defeat ur Fulani man in 2011? If not for gang up,ur cattle rearer won't smell a chance!!


They were happy wen their boys were terrorizing the Otuoke man,now don't cry me a river when Karma visits!!!b

Stu.pid politicians always trying to be noticed...anytime sometime happens they go there to be noticed by the media and increase their publicity...what has his going there gona change?


Instead of this stu.pid people to use their power to stop evil,they wait for evil to happen so that they can show their popularity...DEMONS.

Well below is what I know..........

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Stolen from google...

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See his criminal face.....he looks like Tinubu!

He should ask Tinubu how to play the game!

These people don't help any country for free...someone should ask them what they want in return

Emyemyberry:
modified,sup amigo

you were busted and caught in the act...go and sin no more

Emyemyberry:
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My great grandma told me never to go North that I Should fear North.

IamLEGEND1:
MOST girls like it but the MAJORITY are only doing it to please their man.












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wat exactly are you trying to say there.?

it means the ones that like it are less than the ones that don't in actual sense...

elantraceey:
Who says we're all forced to?


1. I love watching football and I do a lot when I'm chanced.

2. I grew up in a house where we were always made to watch news so that's normal.

3. You can't force me to be friendly to someone I don't want to be friends with, no matter what.

4. The only reason why a girl will be forced to do that is if she's jealous.

As for 5 6,7 Those are just impossible .

Remember I said most not all!!!

MEGGATRON:
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lol,You needed her that's why you went for her na

Okay we know the drill,most of the things our babes do with us,they just do it to please us..example of such things are .....:


1) WATCHING FOOTBALL.....Only 30% of the ladies really have interest in watching football with their man, the rest just do it to please their man since they know guys like girls that like watching football with them.

2) LISTENING TO NEWS...Unless it is a fashion or entertainment news, she is just forcing herself to stay in the sitting with you listening to the fight between Wike and Amaechi so as to please you.

3) BEING FRIENDLY WITH HER MAN's FRIENDS...Most ladies don't really like some of their Man's male friends,they just pretend to be friendly with them to please their man.

4) WATCHING THEIR MAN TALK TO ANOTHER LADY...She was your course mate,you guys just bumped into each other in a shopping mall and start the hi-hey-long time chit chat while your girl is around the corner watching, well she is just pretending to be happy.

5) GIVING YOU THE JOB (BJ)...Though most girls like this,majority of them do it just to please their man.

6) GOING TO CLUB WITH YOU...Most girls prefer a quiet or private outing with their man,but when you opt on going to club she just accepts only to please you and to prevent you from taking other girls there.

7) SITTING AROUND WHILE THEIR MAN SMOKE... Smoking is a habbit to some guys and no matter what the girl does to stop him,she can't. But what she hates is sitting beside you while you smoke. She only does that to make you feel she like you just the way you are.


Written by me..lol

You can add yours....

Good one...

Only the touts and the illiterates who doesn't know their left from right are the ones who supports Aregbe in Osun state....That man is a criminal and a propagandist, his first tenure he concentrated on construction reason because he is an architect and has a construction company and also has shares in some other construction companies in the state,hence it is more like he awards himself contracts. But the illetrates and ignorants will be thinking he is developing the state not knowing he is developing his pocket.

He lied that he spent some Billions in his Opon imo whatever but on the real sense every outgoing SS3 student submits his/her china Ipad back to the government before leaving and that same Ipad is giving to the next incoming SS3 student,but in the budget he says he produces new one every year.

APC is worst than PDP.

Aregbe is a thief using pen and paper to deceive the foools in osun state


He better pay my allowance or God will punish him.

All these Northerners will be forming saint when their oga from Daura has refused to declare his assets open...who is deceiving who?

Is it by cutting down pay? I swear those National Assembly members does not even touch half of their pay,the money they get from bribery and contract is even enough to pay Nigerian Youths.

They should stop coming to public to make statements that seem to portray them as good people,they should just steal all they want but provide us with electricity,security and employment.

P.s....Ribadu is more of APC to PDP,the earlier PDP realise that the better!!!

Anyone who supports Amaechi online is not from River state.

They are either from North or south west who don't know what is going down in Rivers.

Kolade354:
Fashola and Ambode is beta than Jk if u thing agbaje will oslve lag problem den u ar on a long thing......Do you eveb knw he own his own worker 6 month salary.........Ambode and Fashola will alwayz govern lagos beta dan agbaje or obanikoro.

I never mentioned names or say who is better,I said politicians are thieves,liars and propagandists always trying to make people feel they are saints...


Wait till 2 years time you will understand what I mean.

All these newly elected thieves will be forming seriousness with their mumu propaganda..

By saying no "business as usual" does he mean there was business in Fashola's tenure,so civil servants go late then?


Btw,why should one state have two state houses? I thought Ikeja is the capital of lagos...why Marima state house?

Using our oil money to build themselves two state houses while we suffer from environmental pollution.
Soon nemesis will catch up with these parasites!!!

When Mr #1 to $1 is there?

frankparadise:
seems his seeking for position from buhari

How much can Buhari's post offer him?