₦airaland Forum

All these prayers too long......

PureWays:
Elegant and Classy... Nice Convoy for my Gallant President.

when it is Buhari its a nice convoy,when its GEJ its looted money...



I always said if Jesus was a politician he would have been disowned by God.

I thought he is such a gentle man that doesn't use convoy?

Petra23:
lol.so ma brain full remain cus i be petite bah? Oya help me find tall peeps when need brain make i sell small give 'em...btw,Timaya tall 4 ya dream abi reality? Nor answr d questions till we cee o.*smile.

Timaya is average na

Last last,na sell he go sell the many cars at a lower rate.....Nigerian celebs should take a clue from Dr. Dre.

The only Nigerian celeb building his future is M.I.....short people always have brain!

Moana:
im like that too

lol, I use to think I am being wicked o

Sometimes I feel I am a wicked person,I don't lend people money and hate borrowing! because it always end in stories...I rather dash someone money than lend,or better still if I lend I will assume that money is gone...

Hope I am not wicked?

If you live in the Core north East where they are living like slaves you will be praying to eat in dreams.


Stop being too religious and spiritual,its what you believe that happens to you!

Petra23:
hahaha.may be u nid to cee ma facial pixels in oda to knw what beauty is.after much editing with mch makeup u still feel u re gud? Mehn.u must be a dumb, retarted and public asshole to quote me...maybe u re into awareness programme bt 2 bad u won't get enof from quoting me b.itch.try check ma facial profile next tym den u wl learn what beauty means nt havin to post ur best pix for kids to view.brainless b.itch.

this made me remember when that man in mortal combat say BRUTALITY...

Take it easy on her na shuo...

onatisi:
walk into any bank ,tell them u want to do bvn , they will give u a form to fill and do some things ,when they are through they will give u a stamped form that u have done ur bvn with them but u should go and submit that form to any bank u have account with.

okay thanks for the info,I was thinking it must be a bank I have an account with.......

onatisi:
look ,u have got no choice ,whether the service providers are bad ,wrong or ugly is irrelevant ,the bottom line is u have got to do it ,unless u won't be able to do any money transaction with any bank. So go to any bank, get any bank ,do the stuff,they will give u a form ,then go and submit it to ur bank. All these excuses u are given can't and doesn't change the fact that u have got no choice .

Now you are getting me more confused like the banks,go to any bank or I should go to any bank I have account with?

onatisi:
go to another branch it is not by force to do it at ur own branch.

And if I am staying in a place where another branch is far from me?

I should start paying like 2k to another branch because they can't fix their stu.pid network?

onatisi:
But the nigerian government and the cbn has been telling ppl to do this BVN for almost 8months now!!!!! The problem with nigerians is that they like to take everything for granted and they don't want to do the right thing at the right time. Now I am sure banks will be flooded with ppl wanting to beat the deadline ,but 2months ago I am sure those banks will be begging ppl to do the bvn and customers won't mind them. nigerians should stop blaming others and the system for their own shortcomings or failure and always endeavour to do the right thing at the right time .

You can't put in on nigerians/ customers, I have gone to bank like 5 times for this rubbish BVN and they keep telling me Network is bad.


Our service providers are most times the reason we are reluctant to do things!

Petra23:
LMAO...No comment on ur points until July but then,the list is incomplete without "Whatever". U know that makes you go gaga.*tongue out

watever is like pouring me acid....

The ones I hate most...

* I am ok...when deep down she feels like strangling me..

* Have fun with the girls....makes me feel I am the greatest womanizer..

* U seem busy...chai that knocks me off..makes me feel like I have been playing around..

* Can you afford me?....Damn! Who the f*ck are you...?

*Guys cheat a lot ...ehen and who does the guys cheat with?

*I am not like those your cheap friends.....see aba made dey form turkey!!

Make I rest here...

These are the type of policies you get when the leaders are Old,propagandists,O'level holders.

Even a novice in Nigeria knows what Nigeria needs most is ELECTRICITY and SECURITY without those two aforementioned,if they like let them bring all the experts corruption will never seize!!!

With ELECTRICITY industries will spring up and boom giving birth to EMPLOYMENT which eventually lead to Improved ECONOMY,especially when the country is SECURED.

Somebody should tell that cattle rearer that you can't fight corruption when you don't have any good plan on ground!!

By the way,hope he is not planning to fight corruption with corruption,because every one I see around him are corrupt.

These people keep deceiving themselves, the only thing that made APC win was CARD READER and the MASSES.

The masses got tired of GEJ, his Clueless and slow attitude.

If they like let BUHARI not perform,so long there is card reader the masses will vote his a*ss out even if all pdp governors defect to APC!!!!

chibic:
don't mind the bittches. Some dudes have complained here about their wives chatting regularly( even at night) with a particular dude and these biitches will call it an ordinary chat. Now it is very wrong because a man is doing it. All of them here condemming the man are also chatting with strange guys on facebook, whatsapp, BBM etc etc.

its hypocrisy...

Men cheats a lot, women are so faithful! I wonder who the men are cheating with...

They have achieved their sole purpose of sending mr Joe back to Otuoeke ....they are now reconciling

Petra23:
Really? Den u won't mind your wife giving dat much attention to a sigle male collegue bah? If yes,dn no biggie

ok

In Nigeria everything a man does is cheating....everything a woman does doesn't matter!

The dis-trust ladies have these days is even good enough reason for a man to cheat!

Cuz dey have a hole which requires busted
Cuz they are the ones who take virginity as a big deal
Cz they are the ones who wears "white during wedding"

Petra23:
lol.nor b that kind luv o..me luv rap ni and him dey try 4 d game.hope u r hrt don dey at rest nw ni

suspicious

Petra23:
Doh i would want Yemi Aladi to win dis, but then,AKA is stronger and better...All the best to 'em

iffa hear! How many hit tracks does AKA have?

Petra23:
I guz imma do dat if t's Nicki.i just gt mad luv 4 ma 5star bitch dat cryin wnt b an ish....luv MI doh

You love M.I?

I comment my reserve.....

Petra23:
is that the reasn u stay at home every sunday? Make i catch u.na to drag u folo body go my church be the last resort

ahahahahaha.....If na you,I no mind become pastor

Religion is the practice of BONDAGE and enjoying STUPI.DITY in prison built with HIPOCRISY.



P.S I meant religion, not a particular one but all !!!!!!

RhemaDavids:
what about the red cross society cos I joined the red cross, and r u still serving ?

same thing applies to all but with special treatment

steppin:
Their ignorance in that area is shameful.
Even the educated ones think same way.
Once you're not from the North, you're automatically an Igbo.
One of the major reasons why Uncle Joe lost, was because majority of them thought he was an Igbo man.

didnt the yorubas think he was from ibo when they voted him in 2011?
Bro,i am from Delta,Joe lost cz of his incompetence!

We should stop attributing our brother's failure to the yorubas! They voted for who they think can deliver,same way they thought Gej can deliver in 2011 and voted him.

Bsharp:
Thanks. Do you know anything about the nysc band.I hear they always get posted to the barracks.

What I know is that they always post them to the State Capital or a Place closer to the camp,because they always need their services when other batch come inn.

manofluck:
next time say " u don't ve 2" NOT "u didn't ve 2"

It's " you don't have to"

Good English has nothing to do with abbreviation!


Hehehehe

Awoofawo:
Criticize not Critiqued

Put a full stop after a sentence!
For example,criticized not critiqued.

Hehehehe today na today....