₦airaland Forum

ighoosagie: I was traveling frm Benin 2 lagos, my older sis dropped me off at d motor park, as we were jisting , she told me dat i should look right , I asked her why? She said there is a lady sitting right there starring at me , immediately I looked ,Lo n be lo I saw dis beautiful ebony damsel lookin lik some one created on Sabbath day n she was cool lik coolant, I smiled.

God so kind we were en routing Lagos on d same bus n she was right behind me, as d bus was abt 2 move I kissed my sis n she told me 2 b careful n we departed.

Though I still noticed her behind but I was just jamming som music , even wen there was a little conflict I d bus I was deft 2 it. Now we finally arrived at ore , d driver stopped for everyone 2 refresh themselves.
At d time I had a conflict btw myself, saying should I go or not. lol. Within dat short space I heard someone said hello frm behind, wen i turned around behold it was her n I also replied. She said she is been wanting 2 ask me a question, i said ok.


She said she has neva seen 2 lovers with great resemblance lik me n d she at d park.
I Lol in obj voice, dat was my my big sis u saw, frm there I fired up . As we were checking in2 d bus , she begged d guy sitting by me 2 exchange sit wit her. Imagine d coconbility .

Now she is sitting right by me, after long talk she slept on my 6packs. Wen we finally arrived ajah , we took d same taxi 2 Victoria lsland n den dropped her off n continued my journey.



D rest alignment was based on fone control tins.

too many lies.........do you think nairalanders are all kids?

Am goiNg on 40 days fasting and prayer S̴̩☺ dat nysc can be scrapped before my time ...

R.I.P to the dead

BY DAUD  OLATUNJI
ABEOKUTA — A man who said his brother was one of those that lost their lives in a bomb blast, Monday,  at  Sabongari in Kano State, has said that he counted no fewer than 50 dead bodies in a mortuary in the city.
The  witness who simply identified himself as Godwin,  from Edo State claimed that his dead brother wore  number  38 tag  at the mortuary in Kano State with more bodies in the morgue.
He said his brother was a member of  National Youth  Service Corps, NYSC, whom he said was mobilised from Ebonyi  State where he schooled to serve  in Kano State.
Godwin who spoke on phone on a  live radio progamme ‘Day Break Show’ in Abeokuta, yesterday, said though normalcy had since returned to the troubled area, there  was  still feeling  of insecurity among non-indigenes in the state capital.
He said: “As I’m speaking, I am at the mortuary to collect my brother’s corpse and he is number 38 and I can see more bodies.
“The total figure is about 50. The 12 causalities claimed by the government is not correct.

Source,vanguardngrnews

berem: Time to run to Alausa nakked to collect my own 100k!

Eko oni baje o!

heheheh.........I pity who nor pity you........hoW have you been?

To know a real intelligent person.....before he says a word he takes time to think before spitting!

From the above pixels......it might be possible that

1.Dame patience Jonathan didn't alight from the plane with her husband,Looking at the distance between them.

2. What's a big deal about who comes out first..will following protocols change the country?

I think 90% of ppl that comment and insult the president and Nigerian leaders will be worse if given the opportunity to lead.....in this country every one wana be at the top and if U̶̲̥̅̊ aint U̶̲̥̅̊ become a hater! Is it supposed to be S̴̩☺?.....we all should change!

I don't wana derail this thread.............








S̴̩☺ I won't comment

I was here! Incase it hits frontapge

Let ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ask this! What will make a lady kill an innocent person if noting is attached to it!
And why would the cOmmunity bury him? Are they his family?

BOth the lady and the victim are lying!

[quote author=optimus-prime1]well, its because of GEJ the S.E's Dont play tiki-taka soccer, you see he had NFA look for a coach who encourages Otuoke soccer, in this case=> possesion soccer (that was the plot right from the onset)...
Anyway no need to blow our horns just yet, cuz@the moment the S.E's are experiencing freshair.[/quote]funny U̶̲̥̅̊!we shld start working tu make tins beta individually dan blaming people

Otutu1: iyanya keeping it fresh

Ħ̀́̀́̀☺ω did U̶̲̥̅̊ get dat name? Otutu?............dats my surname!

Why isn't anyone blaming GEJ.....or are you guys tired!



Tanx keshi for the gudwork...wish nigeria luck!

[quote author=slim fit ]Please help us beg pastor Ayo please stick to the pupit. You are making us to offend the Holy spirit .[/quote]please change ƔΦU̶̲̥̅̊r thinking medium, U̶̲̥̅̊ are thinking thru ƔΦU̶̲̥̅̊r anus....what's the meaning of CAN? The ppl dose fools keep bombing are they christains or not? And if they are christains who is their president? Don't display your illitracy here!

jjcbuthot: Will you shut up your ignorant mouth? What did Buhari say about South South that is a lie? Didn't insurgency start from there? Who bombed Nigeria on Oct 1, 2010? Wasn't it Niger Deltans? Who started kidnapping and bombing in the country? Wasn't it Niger Deltans? Did the government of Yaadua wage war against Niger Deltans states to resolve the problem? Dont we have peace in Niger Deltan through the arrangement made by Yaadua? How are you so sure that declaration of war will stop insurgency despite huge civilian casualty and paralysis of the economy of those states? And how will insurgency stop when we dont know and have not done any thorough intelligence gathering to apprehend their sponsors and leaders? The leaders and sponsors of Niger Delta insurgents came out and that was what stopped Niger Delta insurgency. It wasnt the killing of Niger Deltan foot solders and innocent civilians that stopped Niger Delta militancy.

slowpoke! Did GEJ Offer boko harram amnesty or not?
Some fools even like the rubbish he spewed!

[quote author=don-Phill]seriously love the course, bt my HOD refused registering me so i have 2go for maths/stats.[/quote]hmmmm dats no problem you. Can still go ƒσя it as a second degree

What. Do I need tu knw as a structural engineer(asking as a novice)

All civil engineers both students and those in pratice,let's share ideas and knowledge! Thanks!

Why do most members in this forum comment like illitrates? Please always use your brain to think not another person's own
We are not in an authocratic system of Govt!

plainmirror: Waiting 4 dat Dummy's approval wil take enternity 4 Gods' sake.
Sss pls ignore †нэ mugu and proceed wit †нэ action.
ℓ know U̶̲̥̅̊я plan GEJ, shey Ʊ wan form anoda committee 4 am abi?

Ode!

you are just too disgusting!

I don't have the heart tu hurt a girl!....S̴̩☺ I let 'em dO the break up by shOwing less attentiOn

Which dstv channel can one view the match?

Instead of Nigeria to go to war with pakistan make everybody just commit suicide ƒσя naija º°˚˚°ºoo...they had better release them

Mi and lil wayne are just ma role models...........gud one m

Even if Jesus is the president he will still be criticised ,,Nigeria is the most complicated nation to govern!everyone wana get rich quick without working ƒσя it.....tanx my Pres

It has never been better....if we can develope one mind we can be better! Wish I can change the mind of muslims/bokoites

People dat lament corruption are the most corrupt! Especially nairalanders

Person wife.....I will never marry a celeb!