Romance › Re: Name The Nairaland Member U Like And You Would Love To Meet In Life by Adonisteve: 7:35pm On Oct 06, 2020 |
TheFacelessMan,
Naptu2,
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Lalasticlala,
Ubunja,
Harddon,
Slawormir |
Travel › Re: Aokigahara Forest Where Hundreds Have Committed Suicide In Japan(Pics) by Adonisteve: 10:23pm On Oct 05, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Prisoners In Brazil Captured Playing Football With Heads Of Dead Rivals(graphic) by Adonisteve: 11:44am On Oct 05, 2020 |
TheFacelessMan: Where ? Please, I must be recognized as the original author and informed before it is shared...Thanks! On facebook. Sure, you'll be recognized as the original author. |
Crime › Re: Prisoners In Brazil Captured Playing Football With Heads Of Dead Rivals(graphic) by Adonisteve: 10:46am On Oct 05, 2020 |
TheFacelessMan: 
Many years back i was on Death Row at KiriKiri Maximum Prisons
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I was in on a manslaughter charge for punching my landlord too hard.
Who could have known his neck was so easily broken ? 
The very day i started my sentence, i was marked
Every day i dreamt of freedom...
The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...
3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i
6 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilization.
In blistering scorching sun, sweat was pouring from our bodies, the salt stinging our eyes as we brought down the sledgehammers again and again.
Garba started coughing violently, the signal for show-time. He was spitting out his lungs practically.
Prison or Tuberculosis, it was a toss up what would kill him first.
Just as the 2nd guard bent over Garba, Okoro with his beady eyes that missed nothing, KNEW something was amiss.
Obinna coming from behind, grabbed the bent over guard by the throat and squeezed ….. 
His handcuffs sank into the neck of the fat ass guard, there was a fine mist of blood that splashed everywhere.
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ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! 
The prisoners descended on the guards like ants on sugar. 3 prisoners to each guard.
Okoro shouted "KILL THE RATS" and gunshots rang out, blood everywhere, skulls crushed with hammers.
I immediately took off and ran in the direction of the swamps.
[b]I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets; stolen over 2 weeks from kitchen duties.
I quickly sprayed it behind, any dog that followed my scent would get a nasty noseful.
I kept hearing screams, wails, gunshots and dogs barking.
15 mins into my lung bursting run close to the river, all fell silent. It was the silence of a graveyard at midnight, eerie and tense.
Panting, i rested against the tree and listened carefully with every single cell of my body.
I heard them faintly doing a head count. The rebellion had been quashed !
I heard shouts and dogs barking ....coming closer and closer.... pls sir. permit me to copy this  |
Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 11:11pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
fatymore: Agege own is wonderful...
I remembered in secondary school then(2006)
My classmates would ask me to pick from my street for practical  lol... Mad o |
Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 11:05pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
fatymore: Come Agege and see big rats.
Ere Tete ni eku Agege  shey e even get any part of Lag wey no get big rats?  |
Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 11:01pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
SKhanmi: Wait Op, did you eat that or you cooked it for them dogs?
And folks should know that the Chinese have been eating nonsense since they were discovered, including foetuses and cannibalism. This particular virus was engineered in a lab by Chinese&Russians. The accompanying story pushed by the media is a cover-up. Same as the HIV crossover story. Pure bullshit. They all have patents. I reason with you @bolded |
Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 10:58pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
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Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 10:55pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
bigt2: Tiv kor, Bendel ni. Yoruba ni mi. Oyo niran mi. 
Eboa ko, Elabo ni. Omo ase  last time wey I laugh like this, na nairaland matter. Suffer dey no mean say make we kill ourselves.  God bless oga Seun for this MULTIPURPOSE forum. |
Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 10:50pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
Brachaa: Will you stop rubbing that thing in my face. Huh!
Please for the last time. if you've not yet eaten that rat, don't eat it. Please.  |
Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 10:48pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
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Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by Adonisteve: 10:42pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
bigt2: See kweshon! Which small rat?  |
Politics › Re: Hosa Wells Okunbo: Obaseki Has Me, Ize-Iyamu, Oshiomhole To Face by Adonisteve: 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Customer Shoots Man Dead Over Shawarma, Flees by Adonisteve: 6:27am On Sep 15, 2020 |
Na wa oh |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 14th September 2020 by Adonisteve: 10:37pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Ihatemumu: Lampard has super sentiment for English players aswear |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 14th September 2020 by Adonisteve: 6:37pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Shellsploit: Pass me small weed make i drag small. I don mistake stake 100k instead of 10k ontop chelsea to win! if true, congrats in advance. |
Sports › Re: Gonzalez Reacts To Neymar Racism Claims.. by Adonisteve: 3:42pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
 Gonzalez the bloody liar, bloody racist! |
Politics › Re: Tunde Idiagbon's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Adonisteve: 12:03pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
solmus:

The man that did Buhari's homeworks and gave him orijo and expo in the 80s to make Buhari appear very intelligent
People who didn't want him to be part of Obasanjo's new Democracy poisoned him to death, they know Obasanjo would definitely fix him to head Anti graft agency because they were already in talks
A very disciplined Officer and loyal to the core, after Babangida arrested Buhari and others, Idiagbon was still in Mecca, Royal Saudi Family offered him assylum but he rejected it and flew back to Nigeria to be arrested with his boss
. Solmus sir, you type just like Naptu2. Elders full this forum, repect sir |
Crime › Re: Olakunle Ajomale Carrying US Microchip In His Body Since 2010 (pics) by Adonisteve: 10:17pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
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Celebrities › Re: I Can Marry My Mother's Agemate - Pitakwa by Adonisteve: 5:52pm On Sep 11, 2020 |
 whatever rocks his boat, I wish him all the best e no concern me |
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Science/Technology › Re: Unusual 410 Million-Year-Old Armoured Fish Fossil 'Rewrites History Of Sharks' by Adonisteve: 10:38am On Sep 10, 2020 |
iamyemiakins: Inside life, orisirisi nkan lón selè.
L'agbo Macjebs, orisirisi discovery lo n ben'be.
Kuonbe! are you a Marlian or Macjebsan?  |
Crime › Re: First Bank Robbers In Okeho, Oyo Caught And Burnt (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Adonisteve: 3:23pm On Jul 30, 2020 |
Vatod: i fear them for that area oh  |
Crime › Re: First Bank Robbers In Okeho, Oyo Caught And Burnt (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Adonisteve: 3:09pm On Jul 30, 2020*. Modified: 3:28pm On Jul 30, 2020 |
Thejustw14: Sincerely, the killers are worse, compared to the thieves.:!!:. I'm human, I get mad but jungle justice is over the top. Doesn't mean I support stealing either. It just had to be said.:!!:. no, it was not a case of jungle justice, it was rather gunshots exchange. Even I feel for the lost lives of the robbers, how I wish the robbers didn't kill anyone, rob their rob and just go(I don't support robbery anyways), I heard they just chased away people using the ATM when got to the bank. But they later did kill one guy, one kid, one mopol and some got gunshot injuries. Initially, they were only shooting sporadically and detonating explosives into the air immediately they began. Went to the police station and shot the DPO in the leg. Later they killed one mopol at the bank. They came with bobo bottle filled with dynamites, the explosion was going on and on for long. It was fùcking scary. The street boys and vigilante/opc/local hunter actually are the ones that got them down. I know our NPF usually perform woefully when it comes to robbery, but honesty, they couldn't have done more than that yesterday, they overpowered them by throwing explosive directly into the police station. I just pity those who say there is no jazz, people with cutlasses and local guns faced armed robbers wey get dynamites, e no funny. And for your information, the vigilante groups arrested one of them that sustained gun injuries from yesterday in the early hours of today. One bottle left behind exploded just this morning, damaging a boy's leg. I pray he survives. I been dey reason am say me wey dey always believe say my Okeho dey safe, na yesterday I realise say e kuku better make person dey Mushin dey enjoy the regular gunshot exchange by the Mushin, Idi Araba boys. Lord we dey your hands o. Cc: Beey, Jakumo, Dextre, deltateam, GOFRONT |
Investment › Re: Safe Betting: How I Lost N880,000 In 8 Minutes by Adonisteve: 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2020 |
abujarealtor: Thanks for your kind words, Emmy. I'm not a millionaire o. Actually staked a client's money.
Been running around to stack up before he places a new order for construction finishing materials. chai! This is serious. Don't go back there, accept the loss. I pray you get the money lost from another source 'legally'. Kenny Rodgers' 'the gambler' comes to mind. |
Crime › Re: Stray Bullets Hit 2 As Customs, Petrol Smugglers Clash At Seme Border by Adonisteve: 8:51pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
 lawd!  |