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Lazy Nigerian president of lazy Nigerian youths

Otinkpu Jesus ministry

So when d animals detect the disease, how do they communicate to d person?

daben1:
him no fit kill himself na.. Lol

so y d show of muscles? Pls no be only me waka come for these kind disappointment o

TeamLeader:
Jesus i weak too and you don de imagine say the dude go go like 48 hours non stop abi

not 48 hours Na. At least make me beg to stop.

After a guy with plenty muscle for hand just die after 10seconds. I just weak

dominique:
I was expecting to see practical tips on how to deal with BOTH male and female infidelity in marriages instead all I saw was; married women yen yen yen, married women yen yen yen... Una just dey start

Married men have been cheating for centuries, y'all have been advising the wives to deal with it and work on themselves bla bla bla. Now tables are turning and y'all are vibrating all over the place, una just dey start

Soon side-dicks will be boldly calling husbands to mock and insult them the way some side-chicks do to wives. Just keep fasting and praying and working on yaselfs, una go dey alright las las

Dats d way it is my dear. Now no cheating. Na one one

[quote author=OmoAlata1 post=67067294]Lol you are 34 and your dad is 57? Which means your dad had you at age 13. You could have formatted a better age with your story. You are a senior executive with poorly written English like that? Koburu Lol. [/quote. 57-34= 23 simple maths fa

olylove:
For the night is dark and full of terrors

for the night is dark and full of terrors

Mashido:
Anuohia

afulo

Bia op.. Where in dis conversation that Tonto cursed d fan or fight dirty?. Na so una go dey propagate hate speech up and down. Ntcheww

Just try and plead with ur Neigbour,if any u r close with to assist u. I understand ur plight. Most mil are just dis way. Ignore her and do ur best. When u r tired, rest. If ur baby cries at night, by day time when he sleeps, join him too. If d workload is much, just do d ones u can and leave d rest. If u can not cook, buy mama put and eat. As for me, that was what I did because hubby don't want a house help nor any member of my family but only his siblings and parents. Since dey are many in d house but won't help, I had to survive. Thank God I had a good caring Neigbour that always have enough food in her freezer. I sleep during d day when d baby sleep too cos d babies would cry throughout d night.. Mine would say she can't bath baby, light d gas and so many drama. But I was always patient and calm and calculative. So I left d kitchen affairs and d cleaning of d house to attend to my babies and myself. So try and stop doing those stuffs dat makes u tired to avoid killing yaself. Peace

praiseneofingz:
lol but e nor funny here oo...... and again the bastard never carry the light o. even at 100% I never comot my charger I just leave am there for light I get 100per for 24hours

pls no make me laff again

praiseneofingz:
I've been crying since morning because nepa haven't taken the power since yesterday morning till now as I type light still dey and I'm scare that once they take it any moment from now, till next 3 months niyen ooo......im really sober God please let there not be light in my street touch nepa's heart to off this thing now because we already got the light of 3 months in 2days

lol u no fit kill me o. I don't laff tire

EarthXmetahuman:
shey bi you follow your mom everywhere. And even sleep under her bed every night

no need to follow her because she is a good woman

EarthXmetahuman:
The guy is right.

No woman can stay 5 years without sex or any form of masturbation.

She must have been getting it from somewhere.

big u. My mum did not have sex with any man after my dad died for 8 yrs. Cos she was young then, her family encouraged her to remarry.

Fourwinds:
lol at tight ki ni

Na only dat u see abi? Na easter season o

All the desperate girls clinging to married men, how market? A married man will lie to u that his wife is bad,smelling and not good in bed just to get laid. Mumu girls will fall becos they thought they are better than d wife. Not knowing dat once a lady start having kids, d body chemistry will never be d same as at when she is still single. So u single girls pride urselves as classic. U collect from Sam, Peter, Joshua and 10 different men to look good while d woman in d house go through pains of child bearing, abusive and ungrateful husband, troublesome in-laws, and taking care of the home just to be dia for her kid(s). Now after d opening and closing of legs. U get pregnant,what do u think d man will do to u afterwards? He already have a borehole at home, so won't need u as an additional borehole. He will start hunting for d next classic and tight single girl. Wise up ladies. Stop sleeping with married men. It cannot and will never give u joy and happiness at the end. My 2 cents

All dis useless desperate gals accepting to sleep with married men. U think he coming to u and lying about his wife can make him leave her for u? Even if he leave her to be with u, do u think he won't cheat on u? Now u r suffering with raising an innocent child alone. Probably at some point, some one warned u against having relationship with d married men, but u, among most desperate girls claimed the men came to u. Karma is just a bitch. U must pay for ur crimes. May God provide for d innocent babe

BluntBoy:
Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua , MBE (born 15 October 1989) is a British professional boxer .

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Joshua

u r wrong. His name is. Anthony onoja Ejeh Joshua. From Idomaland. Benue state

saheedunited:
Kogi State's senator (Dino) need to undergo medical psychiatric test ( a responsible man would not be behaving like this). He is a disgrace Senator, I am sorry for saying this

so he should die in silence. I like him

I like dis man like say tomorrow no dey. My guy well well

The 11 yr old girl transferred her pent up anger and frustration on d madam indirectly

thesicilian:
Uterine myoma does not prevent pregnancy. They could have sought proper medical treatment instead of remaining childless for over 15yrs.
And the man obviously has psychiatric issues that were left untreated.

this also prove that most men that hit women are not mentally OK. But some will still blame d woman for running her mouth.