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Abeg check out this quiz for Independence day. Quite funny.

http://nigerianleaderquiz.com/

I just took it and got Abacha.

Happy Independence Day! Naija we dey move small.

Abeg

Can you guys fill this survey? It won't take more than 5 mins. Olorun

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?PREVIEW_MODE=DO_NOT_USE_THIS_LINK_FOR_COLLECTION&sm=SgLrJdaiShURbyl4tlGhtWbHbVevffUpIR4wsIRzREc%3d

I swear.

Please. If you don't believe me check it out.
Thanks.
ADT

Nicki's album shits on this dude and his whole Jay Z clan Overhyped poo If he sells above 500k then this world has officially ended

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He has already sold 500 000. The world never end na.
The album is crazy!!

Aquaman i see you. You doin your thing. Keep it up.

Just a lil something i thot i'll drop.

moving fast with ill rhymes while y'all stationery thugs
The calibrator of sick lines, dis fake nigg@s couldnt measure up
losing at the bottom so i dont expect you to keep up
Mentally deranged i feed all puss.i.es to deep crocs
the flow make the brain go crazy till my whole body need detox
mad bones to insane veins even my bladder make my d.i.ck pee-nuts.

weak f*cks
Overseer of this game/ in-front!/ the commander in chief
now you see y this lame-a$$ bugs couldnt dream of stoppin' my fleet (flit)
No genie spells but i produce magic in a flick
the b.i.tch know i'm something else when my d.i.ck rub-in-thick (Robin thicke)

to thank me for going extra-fast as she hit high notes like amerie
she clapped her a$$ so fast i nicknamed it the tambourine
but i don't date barbies like nicki even if her fake a$$ glistens
coz how she gona give brain when the b.i.tch is as doll as britney

The game need new players but who goen scout
keep killin them everyday now all the b.i.tches rout
the chickens flap, and the critics bow
coz my sh*t on form thats why they feel (fill) this out



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwzBaIjx8iI

They say flames aint nothing without air…… very true
and really you spit fire over there, well… welcome to my vaccum
To my audience fake emcees are like parcels/so come here let me stamp you
Let the fists jab you/ the metal decap you /and then possibly bag you
Coz you’re a sad failed attempt nickname you 'farouk'

Let me remind you, that I go hard g/ and a good witness is your girls clit
and this is the reason for your weak bits
your tongues slit/ so you cant spit/ how do you expect to drop sh!.t/ when you can’t eat
‘oh we’re fasting’… nar g, you’re just part of the poverty strip

Hmm it’s funny
These emcees say in this game they’re high on top and I should check the list
But they confuse smoking a blunt and banging a fat b!t.ch with reality
Some1 better slap them back to sanity
Coz this is the moment of clarity, I’m the best there is, y’all just counterfeits.

I agree with mykali on that censoring word stuff, although i don't know who the hek's doing it
I just scrolled up checked a few bars of people (including mine) and it friggin doesn't sound right if you change it.

What the F**k man.
Changing bitch to 'woman i don't like' , shit to poo, ass to 'backside'
What the hek? it's not right man.
You can change comments,,,,, not bars coz it won't flipping rhyme, a real emcee should know that.
If at all you wanna change rhymes put bitch as B**ch or shit to Sh*t etc. Simple as.

Damn! This place is slowly getting dry. Needs some grease in here

Anyway the cinema effect.

Too many unwanted roots in the soil, time for some weeding
so high up in the air, they wonder how I’m breathing
the hater’s enthusiasm always makes me think of a big screen
Coz I marvel at his plot thinking he can defeat me
It’s either one of his animated DreamWorks or he’s high on liquor
Some1 better tell dat Sony he paints Columbian pictures
I’m deadly serious/ the bars alone leave deep cuts
Dangerous thug new lines punch with a lot of weight
dangerous territory beware wild animals at stake
Ha! He’s got Fox Searchlight on at the wrong time and place
may God help him if he approaches this Lion’s Gate
Coz it’ll leave him in a worthless state that even hyenas cannot relate

I’m just saying realise we pros with flows so fly
We cannot[i] Touchstone[/i]
And to approach is a crime, capital punishment will be evoked
I know it’s cold but the weather is mine/
You tryna take a fast climb/ overcome my shine/ beta wait in line
Coz its Universal n!&&@ I’m at the Paramount of this time

LalaBoi, abeg you fit set up battle between me and KP-Made. The guy has been itching for a battle. Thanks Man i appreciate it
Hola

Yo eldee,
KP-Made is ready for a battle btween me and him. Could you help set it up the thread this weekend abeg. Thanks man.

KP, hope you're ready

Yo D1kelevra,
You up for a battle. I'm in the mood for this ish man. If you're up for it man, hit up eldee on the callout thread. yh Kool.

Some other ish i jus wanna drop

Aite Fug the introduction
I’m here to spit game
AD-Tee is the name
Or sick ass nigger it’s all the same
Lyrical master going for the top of the game
Kind of guy that’ll take your limbs out to prove you’re lame

Now its assault on a precinct, Just a quick flick, you’re correct I differ
Put an oxymoron in this bitch, it’s DR sick, excuse my pants looking bigger (Dr Sid)
Its 4 the pussio doing Winchi Winchi bout to Pop something on this nigga

Let the haters talk/ to be honest I don’t give a Bleep/
They could never get my yoke locked
They try to fry my ass even though I gat the sunnyside up

(i'm sure you lot are aware that Dr Sid has tracks named Winchi Winchi and pop something)
Abeg someone rate me O. It's flow for rank.

I think on the whole everybody had greater expectations from both of them. But unfortunately, so here's how my vote goes

WORDPLAY- Sauron
METAPHOR- Steetwize
VOCAB- Sauron
MULTIS- Streetwize
PUNCHLINES- Strretwize

These are the lines that were the ill-est
Strretwize

eldee:
He's named Impostor/ and stealin rhymes is what dis gay is charged 4
cuz dis bitch bit so many verses. . . his dentist bcame a pastor!!


Im truly da best/ battlin u is a test?
I already hav u at d-feat and I aint pullin ya legs

eldee:
I'll make you consume your faeces. . .Till you feel sick n queasy
Shove your heart in me discman. . .Just to put your beat on CD.

Disentangle your leg joints where the clonus in your ankles meet
Then toss the scraps back at you. . . . .  so u can catch defeat!!!

MY vote - Streetwize
(For those of you who are not familiar with AD-Tee, ya can cheack out 'flow for rank')

Some other ish i jus wana drop

The only rapper with the Return Key/ so watch your screen as my sick flows Enter//
gay ass rappers can’t touch this/the Beta-Alpha? They chat breeze. They couldn’t even drop a Letter

They must be happy it’s Halloween pssh… foolish kids
Coz no one can notice their everyday ridiculous outfits
But we’re the ones With Cheese(withches)/give them option c - DEFEAT/
Bleep trick or treat

I’m just sipping on juice & Glens/ as I type this verse/
White tees on blue jeans you know we fresh

So compare me to a bird/ coz you know I’m fly/* when I roll
They try to Palm this Silverbird on a sly/ *but failed coz they’re Ozone
I’m Immune to that style on a different throne.


(Again for those who might not get it
line 1-keyboard
line 12- relating to Palms, silverbird cinema and ozone cinema)

streetwize:
Christ!!! whos dis guy. . . Fuckin rippin it mehn!!. . . Ad-tee u should battle som1. . .
I'll lik ta see ya battle shit!!. . . Damn!! .

Thanks man. i appreciate it. Big ups to you as well man, i've seen your ranking status on this forum.

I can't even believe i wrote this today.
Damn NAiraland is where it's at


They think they’re sick/ and my bars are Stick
So they try Chew on me but I slice their tongue in three/ so they couldn’t spit for shit

The way my Bars-clay I’m sure I moulded ‘North west’
And I’m the Zenith of this game they beta realise Elephants don’t come First

I’m upperclass/ their bars are in Diet class
That’s why in battles they always come out Slimmer
But I’m bigger/ and damn that was a good dinner
So I walked on their street, did a little bit of research
Selected a ni&&@s bitch and decided she was Dessert
Whipped her ass so much that I had to spray Cream on this ass

You’re 'Ag'-ing on glass, so you better check your reflection
Coz I 'F'    'He' who dare comes into my direction
Simple Kemistry/ their FM Rhythms/ couldn't invade my Inspiration
I’m a bad new stock so sell out or you fall in recession

Don’t dread the fact that I got this locked/ or I’m getting kudos and props/
coz you keep going round, you’re a disc bound to flop
And I’m aiming the for top/ so make room or squash/
and stop emceeing you could make a dollar a cup.


It's flow for rank so i thought i'll drop some ish.

Understand G.
(errm. Ag, F and He are in the periodic table-simple kemistry. for those who might not get it, )