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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 4:47pm On Mar 16, 2018
kunlesehan:


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Just 2years and ur love for her has DEPRECIATED at such an alarming RATE to the point you want to DISCREDIT it?
Please explain in well detailed ACCOUNTS, did u guys have a conflict of INTEREST and why this sudden WITHDRAWAL from u?

I wouldn't blame him. She's probably a 'liability' with so much 'expenses'. She might not even have the 'assets' to make a man 'balanced'. *winks

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Music/Radio / Re: Your Best Or Worst Song(s) Of 2016 by AdunniIwo(f): 8:15pm On Jan 06, 2017
Best: Rockabye by Clean Bandit feat Sean Paul and Anne Marie.

Worst: Bruno Mars' 24Karat Magic
Music/Radio / Re: Your Best Or Worst Song(s) Of 2016 by AdunniIwo(f): 8:13pm On Jan 06, 2017
Best: Rockabye by Clean Bandit feat Sean Paul and Anne Marie.

Worst: Bruno Mars' 24Carat Magic
Culture / Re: Lost In Translation: English And Yoruba by AdunniIwo(f): 10:02am On Dec 13, 2016
classicB:

Says me. I have seen many non Yoruba Speak the language in less than two years of staying here.

A person can speak but not really understand. Language is more than 'word of mouth'

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Culture / Re: Lost In Translation: English And Yoruba by AdunniIwo(f): 9:59am On Dec 13, 2016
[quote author=Segadem post=51884834]Hausa is the easiest among the wazobia language,
...yoruba is somehow complicated [/quote

Hausa is complex, advanced and well-structured...it's the hardest to understand IMO. I found out recently that it associates gender with non-living things....

Ki la n ba ka for goodness sake!

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NYSC / Re: Mother Of Kano Corper Who Died At Kano NYSC Camp Recalls Her Final Moment by AdunniIwo(f): 10:28am On Dec 02, 2016
That was how the soldiers in Katsina camp said I was pretending when my body went numb from their extreme punishment...if not for God and the defiant Corp members around.

The doctors and nurses too are slow-witted.

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Family / Re: Moment Of Truth: Have You Ever Spied On Your Spouse's Phone? - Bamisepeters by AdunniIwo(f): 11:42am On Nov 26, 2016
If your main purpose for going into a relationship is trust, you'll be disappointed a lot of times. Just make sure he/she respects you.
I dated my ex for up to 4years. This dude is handsome and brilliant, so, naturally, girls would wanna have him as theirs, and maybe he's wishing too or actually doing them...I can't rule that out. I'm not bad either. so somehow, he knows I'll have 'toasters'.The koko is that he so much respects me. Almost everyone knew about us back in school. We hold each other's phone for days and we never find any reason to think 'something' cos we're both 'clean', or at least, respected each other. I won't leave conversations of 'naughty' friends or 'toasters' on my phone for him to see or even save their numbers...he won't do the same too. Tho we talk a lot about those things. I think it's mild when you guys talk about it than letting him/her see it on your phone....it worked for me.
Something else caused the breakup, not trust issues, not unfaithfulness nor ego.

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Romance / Re: Help! My Parents Want Me To Marry Someone I Don't Like. by AdunniIwo(f): 7:03pm On Nov 21, 2016
Your story and mine are almost the same. My dear, it's really hard and frustrating. I'm doing what makes me happy and I'm enjoying it...it's only possible cos I'm really far away from home now and not as young as you.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:33am On May 21, 2016
novakane:
E too cost.. Make i carry 3 for N100... She paused and looked at me from ma head TO MA TOES

Sir, you're a natural.




#Respect
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:22am On May 19, 2016
novakane:
Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

That's a very good idea. Piccolo's suggestion is nice too.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 6:44pm On May 10, 2016
addempsea:


Well, im CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET already, lemme know if u still going.

You had better not LOSE YOURSELF on top my matter. Its not like you can't do WITHOUT ME.


#EminemSongs

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Literature / Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by AdunniIwo(f): 6:05pm On May 10, 2016
Here I come
Into thy 'dom
I hope I'm welcome
To share in thine wisdom.






#LetsStartWithThat grin

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 5:32pm On May 10, 2016
addempsea:


Yes, and i promise not to treat u like STAN.

Hmmm...I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 7:42am On May 10, 2016
addempsea:


space would be boring, maybe u should follow me so we can try the LOVE GAME

Does that include getting me a MOCKING BIRD?

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:10pm On May 09, 2016
addempsea:


I hope u won't see me as the BAD GUY for trying to turn on HEADLIGHTS for the SURVIVAL of this trend.

Nah. I'll rather see you as being SPACE BOUND.

#eminemsongs

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:25pm On May 07, 2016
abbas99:


angryEND OF DISCUSSION!!!

#hondaEOD#

Finally, we're in an ACCORD!!!

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:08pm On May 07, 2016
abbas99:


R u TIREd? cool

I just told you that FLAT out. Pls don't DRIVE me crazy.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 8:44pm On May 07, 2016
Oloniyan:
Had it been that Tunji knew that some women are SAVAGEs he wouldnt have put all his BILLz on Tiwa knowing that BANKys are not that joking with their hospitalities.

Even if he knew, it shouldn't have been a P if he knew how to get things SQUAREd.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 8:31pm On May 07, 2016
abbas99:


Ur last pun got me STEERING in OAR

#impressive#

Sir, you have IGNITEd my EXHAUST SYSTEM. I need an EMERGENCY BRAKE.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:17am On May 07, 2016
abbas99:


I'll suggest CARS,u AUTO see dat

Saw it but DODGEd cos I'm not WHEELing to go HONDA, I can't just afFORD to.




#im nott good wt cars.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:36pm On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Music puns?!!!...so ONE DIRECTIONAL undecided

Would you rather talk abt CARTOONS AND CEREAL?

#KendrickLamarSongs

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:19pm On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Not in my WILDEST DREAMS!!!

#swift songs#

U really lik swift don't u?

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE th moment you walked in OUT OF THE WOODS. Your STYLE is just too MEAN but....I know BETTER THAN REVENGE.

Yeah, I'm ENCHANTED.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 8:50pm On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Seems we got BAD BLOOD,am gonna SHAKE IT OFF

#taylor swift songsz#

if youre ready to enjoy the STATE OF GRACE i gave earlier, i too will be willing to roll out the RED carpet for you.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 8:06pm On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Seems d battleLINE is DRAWN and I aint talkin bout a SKETCH

Hey! This is a HOLY GROUND not meant for battles. By the way, are you by any way related to TAYLOR? Cos You conclude so SWIFTly even when you know ALL TOO WELL that EVERYTHING HAS CHANGeD.

Anyway, you're a LUCKY ONE...I'm gonna give you a LAST TIME to prove to me you aint being TREACHEROUS. So, We can BEGIN AGAIN in 22 minutes.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 7:39pm On May 06, 2016
novakane:
Nice one!!! Imma CRACK A BOTTLE to this

I'm NOT AFRAID to party.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 1:04pm On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Hmm...in d game of PORNs I always CUM on TOP

#puns#

Well, that's not ILLICIT esp wen you're high on PAINPILLs and an EKE40SEVEN is pointed at you by mr PICCOLOBRUNELLI.

My advise...biko no try am with hausa BABE o unless dem NOVAKANE you bfore. Dy mov around wt their WHIPs.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:43am On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


LOVE section??...lady I only do PORN

#pun#

Little wonder you're ABBAS (abase).

Have you heard about ENDTIME SEX? You really should watch yourself cos PUNning is more than what you can express wt mere WORDS.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:19am On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Its a LUST cause

WAILER alert!!! I'm thinking you have been COUNTERed once or twice in the LOVE SECTION. Just Be careful not to get BANned.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:00am On May 06, 2016
abbas99:


Ur relationship is HANGing by a THREAD...u'll RIP wat u SOW

I think I like that particular THREAD, it has kept NAIRALAND alive...a COMMENT LALASTICLALA can attest to. So, if you don't MYND,44 years is not enough to excuse us.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:45am On May 06, 2016
abbas99:



SEAMS I underestimated ur ability to WEAVE puns

You know u almost suceeded in COTTON TIES btw piccolo n I...thank God I was able to convince u KNITly. I can't just BARE tots of LOOSE-ing him.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:17am On May 06, 2016
abbas99:



DAMn ur thoughts FLOW

I bet u av no idea how DEEP.

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