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Celebrities / Re: Son Of Gbemisola And Temi Gomez Dies Hours After Birth (Photos) by advocate666: 1:44pm On Jun 17, 2019
too good for this earth? don't make me laugh.
Politics / Re: Ganduje Orders Probe Of Kano Zoo’s ‘gorilla Swallowed N6.8m’ by advocate666: 7:32am On Jun 17, 2019
Ganduje my hero.
Nairaland / General / Re: Reverend Father Uche Felix Dies In Accident On His Way Back From Ebonyi by advocate666: 10:29pm On Jun 16, 2019
AkataYeriYeri:
Jesus, the “saviour” couldn’t save him?

You think jesus knows anything about cars?

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Travel / Re: A Single Mum Wants To Relocate Abroad, Needs Ideas by advocate666: 2:31pm On Jun 16, 2019
op, I'm sure you voted buhari. Now you want to run away.

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 2:26pm On Jun 16, 2019
jesusjnr:
I would say that in a sense that Jesus defecated into Satan mouth, and made sure he felt the full impact of His Holy shyt in his demonic bowels while he was on the cross, so all the food that Satan had stolen from man in the beginning, he would vomit them out.

So that next time when sees man's food, he would think twice before coming to thief it. grin

cheesy You should stop watching Japanese weird things.
Religion / Re: a by advocate666: 1:27pm On Jun 16, 2019
HeyCorleone:
If I reply the two idiots above, they'd feel we're intellectually equals.

Defending my religion against plain ridicule doesn't necessarily translate to fighting for my God. But I don't expect atheists to understand. Idiots who believe the universe came by entropy, what can they understand?

Lol. But it is not my thing to suffer fools. That is not my forte.

Defending your religion? I wonder how "your" religion managed to survive thousands of years without you.

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Religion / Re: Advantages Of Being An Atheist by advocate666: 11:51am On Jun 16, 2019
jesusjnr:
At least we can agree on the "we are both zombies" part! cheesy

Soon you'll post your dog's picture showing how you made him accept he was a zombie. cheesy
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 11:49am On Jun 16, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
AlfaSeltzer or whatever other moniker you go by, they think this question smells like a gust of wind from the anus of Satan your head honcho.

Intelligent reasoning is like a pungent wind to a godly person. Otem21:21
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 11:47am On Jun 16, 2019
aadoiza:
What kind of stupid question is this

Historical research is not stupid.

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Politics / Re: OPC Warns Kidnappers, Herdsmen In South-West by advocate666: 9:35pm On Jun 15, 2019
Reactions on this thread shows that the yoruba race is a disgrace.

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Family / Re: Couple Celebrates Divorce After 13 Years Of Marriage, Offers Advice. by advocate666: 9:28pm On Jun 15, 2019
TSRC:
For I hate divorce,” says the Lord, the God of Israel....

Malachi 2:16

The lord of hate is not even married.
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates Divorce After 13 Years Of Marriage, Offers Advice. by advocate666: 9:28pm On Jun 15, 2019
Just say you are tired of fucking each other and leave all other grammar aside.

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2019
MikeBetty:
You Do Err, You Perish Out Of Lack Of Knowledge. May Jesus Forgive You.

Just for asking a question?
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 6:34am On Jun 15, 2019
MrPresident1:


He is God in flesh, fully God, fully man. When he was being crucified, he was subject to the frailities of the flesh, and of mortality too. He man-ed up and took it all. So, your conclusion cannot be far-fetched.

He is back now, and the Bible says all eyes will see him, including those that pierced him. I hope you are not one of them sha grin, because this time God is not coming as a sheep, he is coming as a lion, to devour meat, and break bones, and tear to pieces cheesy

Revelation 1:7
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.


Leave your future predictions. We are talking of the past.

But why wordhip a God shitting himself in public?

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 4:45am On Jun 15, 2019
They said he was human so he must have shat himself.

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Crime / Re: Syndicate Stealing And Selling Kids From Churches, Schools, Busted In Imo (Pics) by advocate666: 6:20pm On Jun 14, 2019
Ostrogoth:


So you guys sell your kids to give them a better life? You get money for kids and still give them a better life? That means the baby factory thing is a national business in Biafra? You people really deserve your own country!!
*spits!
*spits again!!!

Better than minning their skulls.
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria Zoo Probes Cash-eating Gorilla by advocate666: 4:31pm On Jun 14, 2019
I did a double take when I read this headline. IPOB headline. grin
Crime / Re: Syndicate Stealing And Selling Kids From Churches, Schools, Busted In Imo (Pics) by advocate666: 4:29pm On Jun 14, 2019
Fake news.

Children sent for better lives in Abuja and the Zoo is calling them sold because the Zoo will never understand us.
Politics / Re: Chief Ogbonnaya Onu Is The New SGF....... by advocate666: 1:07pm On Jun 14, 2019
Secretary?
Health / Re: Lady Dies After Giving Birth To Her 2nd Set Of Triplets At Traditional Delivery by advocate666: 10:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
To doG be the glory.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill A Civil Servant In Osun State (Graphic Photos) by advocate666: 6:11pm On Jun 13, 2019
It's just friendly fire. Afonja doesn't care.

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Crime / Re: Girl Moves To Withdraw Case Against 2 Lekki “Big Boys” Who Gang-Raped Her by advocate666: 6:10pm On Jun 13, 2019
Craziestgirl:
Sad.
But unfortunately if she refuses to testify during trial, the case will be dismissed.

Not necessarily. Or no murderer would go to prison.

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Crime / Re: Girl Moves To Withdraw Case Against 2 Lekki “Big Boys” Who Gang-Raped Her by advocate666: 6:07pm On Jun 13, 2019
TarOrfeek:


Very Sad.

If she had stayed at home.

Very sad.

If you had been aborted.

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Turns Born Again After Accident by advocate666: 5:41pm On Jun 13, 2019
Shut up. You'll still die some other time.
Crime / Re: Danish Husband’s Blood Matched Those Found On Zainab, Daughter– Forensic Analyst by advocate666: 6:59am On Jun 13, 2019
BlackSaints:
That's racist cheesy

Nigeria is not a race.
Crime / Re: Danish Husband’s Blood Matched Those Found On Zainab, Daughter– Forensic Analyst by advocate666: 6:57am On Jun 13, 2019
Fake headline.

DNA match found, not blood.

The weird thing would be to not find a man's DNA on his wife.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Military Force' Alphabets & Codewords With The Meaning. (photos) by advocate666: 8:40pm On Jun 12, 2019
Wait, let me get the beans I will fry with this.
Politics / Re: 9th Assembly And The Calamitous Fall Of Ndigbo.. by advocate666: 8:36pm On Jun 12, 2019
who zoo politics epp?

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