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too good for this earth? don't make me laugh.

Ganduje my hero.

AkataYeriYeri:
Jesus, the “saviour” couldn’t save him?

You think jesus knows anything about cars?

op, I'm sure you voted buhari. Now you want to run away.

jesusjnr:
I would say that in a sense that Jesus defecated into Satan mouth, and made sure he felt the full impact of His Holy shyt in his demonic bowels while he was on the cross, so all the food that Satan had stolen from man in the beginning, he would vomit them out.

So that next time when sees man's food, he would think twice before coming to thief it.

You should stop watching Japanese weird things.

HeyCorleone:
If I reply the two idiots above, they'd feel we're intellectually equals.

Defending my religion against plain ridicule doesn't necessarily translate to fighting for my God. But I don't expect atheists to understand. Idiots who believe the universe came by entropy, what can they understand?

Lol. But it is not my thing to suffer fools. That is not my forte.

Defending your religion? I wonder how "your" religion managed to survive thousands of years without you.

jesusjnr:
At least we can agree on the "we are both zombies" part!

Soon you'll post your dog's picture showing how you made him accept he was a zombie.

MuttleyLaff:
AlfaSeltzer or whatever other moniker you go by, they think this question smells like a gust of wind from the anus of Satan your head honcho.

Intelligent reasoning is like a pungent wind to a godly person. Otem21:21

aadoiza:
What kind of stupid question is this

Historical research is not stupid.

Reactions on this thread shows that the yoruba race is a disgrace.

TSRC:
For I hate divorce,” says the Lord, the God of Israel....

Malachi 2:16

The lord of hate is not even married.

Just say you are tired of fucking each other and leave all other grammar aside.

MikeBetty:
You Do Err, You Perish Out Of Lack Of Knowledge. May Jesus Forgive You.

Just for asking a question?

MrPresident1:
He is God in flesh, fully God, fully man. When he was being crucified, he was subject to the frailities of the flesh, and of mortality too. He man-ed up and took it all. So, your conclusion cannot be far-fetched.

He is back now, and the Bible says all eyes will see him, including those that pierced him. I hope you are not one of them sha , because this time God is not coming as a sheep, he is coming as a lion, to devour meat, and break bones, and tear to pieces

Revelation 1:7
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

Leave your future predictions. We are talking of the past.

But why wordhip a God shitting himself in public?

They said he was human so he must have shat himself.

Ostrogoth:
So you guys sell your kids to give them a better life? You get money for kids and still give them a better life? That means the baby factory thing is a national business in Biafra? You people really deserve your own country!!
*spits!
*spits again!!!

Better than minning their skulls.

I did a double take when I read this headline. IPOB headline.

Fake news.

Children sent for better lives in Abuja and the Zoo is calling them sold because the Zoo will never understand us.

Secretary?

To doG be the glory.

It's just friendly fire. Afonja doesn't care.

Craziestgirl:
Sad.
But unfortunately if she refuses to testify during trial, the case will be dismissed.

Not necessarily. Or no murderer would go to prison.

TarOrfeek:
Very Sad.

If she had stayed at home.

Very sad.

If you had been aborted.

Shut up. You'll still die some other time.

BlackSaints:
That's racist

Nigeria is not a race.

Fake headline.

DNA match found, not blood.

The weird thing would be to not find a man's DNA on his wife.

Wait, let me get the beans I will fry with this.

who zoo politics epp?