One word: oil

Masterppower:
May anybody who wishes obj death now die his death in Jesus name

It doesn't work like that.

So this is what you came on this earth to do? look after dogs?

Nickymezor:
I wish I know...Neva knew my maama

Don't worry. Mothers are overated.

'I will slap "myGod" into your eyes'.


Yes, there is a special slap she calls "myGod"

next level

so you wrote all this and didn't once mention God? Are you sure you are a nigerian?

Next is war against indiscipline.

it won't last

Yahweh is evil. Pure and simple.

Typical African stupid complaint about dead people. Why are we so obsessed with dead people?

When the living were crossing this river, the author didn't complain but see him writing an epistle because a dead person has to cross.

Take care of the living first and the dead will take care of themselves.

fulani herdsmen should be banned from the east.

These people and suicide.

Anyway, sniper is cheaper than education.

End of pure water?

But how I go drink water with paper now?

zibya:
And the python is just waiting to swallow them whole and alive

Zoo army has now been reduced to guardians of statues.

If this statue survies 1 week, I will renounce Satan.

tunize:
una too like tribalism for here wat diff does it make Ibo,yoruba, bini, hausa, efik e.t.c. we're all one

Tufiakwa! Who is one with you?

JuanDeDios:

You call black people monkey - something I thought only vile white racists do. Then you talk of "dirty African savages". And you sound Nigerian. Black. Something is not right. The more I read the more I'm convinced the average IQ of Nairaland is around 52, no offence meant to the intelligent Nairalanders.

I think he praised those carved faces because even chimps don't drink hydraulic.

All I know is that a starving 13 year old did not write this.

Zoo is gone from Ukraine. Those beautiful people will just breathe a sigh of relief.

FirstCounsel:
What kind of accident is this?

The type that Idi Amin's opponents used to have.

I thought Seun quarantined the pedo and his piss drinking followers.

What is this one doing here disturbing people?

You have your section. Use it.

BabyApple:
I am a proud Muslim. You are free to call if whatever you like but i know i am a follower of Prophet Muhammad ( Peace Be Upon Him ).

I am not calling you names. I am only confirming what you call yourself: A camel piss drinking follower of a pedofile.

BabyApple:
Yes i will. I swear by Allah.

So you are a camel piss drinker follower of a pedofile. Legally of course.

GOFRONT:
If only he can quickly realize that he is just a Food for bokoharam....

He is not even safe inside that trench.

He was probably assigned that bunker with a yoruba solder who ran away.

Great man. You are not alone in that sentiment.
Be careful wherever you are.

So what? My uncle wears tie.

iukpe:
Nigeria would have been a very great African country if..

... it was made up of only Igbos.