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Just signing useless development commission bills!

And here I was thinking I will see the photo of Mr Pr.....

BAT should have just recontested Lagos state Governor so he can tame the entire water bodies in Lagos the same way he tamed the atlantic

DrDeuce:
ikiller sir It was in 2021.

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Obainoman6:
This is herpes, she got it from sucking your dick of course, don't pretend now is the best time to come clean and tell her you've been battling the deadly incurable genital warts.

Don't scare him... herpes is different from genital warts and none are deadly!

She should use a topical ointment like virest or any other brand of acyclovir or take the tablets and it should clear. Please while she has that active blister, keep her away from babies. She shouldn't kiss any baby on the lips and you as well.

[quote author=DrDeuce post=130843591][/quote]And what was your previous moniker?

... Introduces 7.5% VATon crypto transactions while still making it illegal to conduct crypto transactions.

You have an app that an detect the number of guns in your vicinity?!

Wonderful

Award the contracts to Hitech make we rest

Hisbah aka Deputy Allah tasked with assisting the almighty dish out punishments due to his busy schedule.

This is what you get when you give uniforms to incompetent people... You just have uniformed touts

That's a humphead wrasse

Of course

No evidence the animals were freshly butchered due to absence of any blood dripping.

Second of all, are cattle only comprised of heads cos nobody was seen carry any other body part apart from the heads.

My thought is the truck contained only cow heads which were being transported to the market.

Sadly, no insurance and surely no justice for the person /people who will lose their money to this theft.

..."there is need to stop smuggling"

Says the friend to one of the biggest smugglers

He couldn't even fall with decorum! Fall in a presidential manner... Instead he fell like a bag of cement.

ericmor:
yes, exactly but that arcade was not upstairs but down

There was @GboyegaD confirmed it. It was Madhouse. The one downstairs inside Video Mart wasn't an arcade; just had consoles and TVs

ericmor:
Makay, 21 road is where you can find me in those days

There was a video club then that had a game house inside and an arcade upstairs. Spent hours there playing street fighter! We hated the fact that it was build in a field where we played but with a game house, fast food outlet and a laundry opposite us... We couldn't complain

FESTAC is now a mega slum. I remember it in 1984. Parks and lots of green areas

I live on 23 Road and the bungalows then were unfenced. Beautiful rows of bungalows...today they've all been fenced, all the parks are gone. In R close at the round about, there was open areas, today, mansions sit in those fields.

Football fields names after famous stadiums all gone; replaced by houses.

Moved to 21 Road I close and we had a big field opposite our block before Makay Plaza was built there and the First Tantalizer opened.

It is now a shithole

Makes a lot of sense considering the number of trucks your drivers crash daily killing Nigerians...

At a point, you'd need a solution to replace your trucks as fast as you lose them and hand to incompetent drivers who started out as motor-boys

morgstreme:
Who has been fucking your mother for eons .

Hey Dickhead,

You are now very active in celebrities section; you are no longer a political twerker for the APC? Oya twe twe twe twe Okoro

Not surprised to find you in a topic about men, boys and sex. Coming to relive the experience of your dad pounding your bum!

They said Muslim-Muslim ticket.. This sallah Muslims no go fit afford ram o.

Then MUMUric professor says labor strike is haram

Militant1:


Dont Panic, NDIC insures up to 5 million naira. Majority of depositors will get their money back.

100m trapped. This bank was distressed for years!!!! It took them 10months to pay out 1.6bn!... And they were paying it in weekly installments.

Several letters to CBN were ignored so CBN should stop feeling like the saviours of the banking industry, the bank should have been shut 10 years ago

Or murder

No burns... That's thing will burn the shirt off from his body

Backing the transformer... When you touch that stuff, you are held in that position by the voltage

morgstreme:
I am a peasant flea like my father..I will not be perturbed by a monstrous DINGBAT like him

I obviously want to be neutralized permanently to do this world a favour and rid it of vermin

I won't go out of my way and do this because I am an

"Unexposed" OBTUSE Coward!

Fixed sir

DonroxyII:
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I'm just Practicing how to Defend Government Peradventure I find myself holding Political Office

Abi...

DonroxyII:
No foul play here calm down ...

If you have incriminating evidence about anybody that committed fraud in your area, you can approach EFCC, they will look at the case & invite/Arrest the person(s) ....

No be everything be FG/Government...

Civil Servants Gan dey petition Efcc against their boss or colleagues same with Politicians!

The worst person to lie to is yourself

How to please Nigerians.

Build a road
Paint lines on an already built road
Paint yellow box junctions on roads even though road users don't know what it is
Build a flyover... Quickest way for a governor to enrich himself.. But he will get loud ovations

The bar has been placed so low

Not worried enough though.

We've got a new anthem.

@morgstreme abeg recite am make we hear

The system is fighting back!

This is how you know that the EFCC chooses who is corrupt by what you do against the government in power!

We have killed our institutions and turned them to attack dogs

We now produce pencils!

.... And created a traffic jam during rush hour for commuters just to commission a bridge!

The bridge had been commissioned and it has increased FDI by 30%, inflation is down 15%, fuel prices dropped by 200 naira, unemployment rate dropped and the economy is now booming!!

Please commission more bridges!!