₦airaland Forum

You need to describe the smell for the Naira land doctor.

If it smells like dawa dawa... It's her arm pit. She should bath well

If you smell rotten fish.... It's her kitty... She should check herself


If you smell egg sulphur smell... It's from the depth of her stomach...

Please let us know the smell so we can help you diagnose our in laws problem

Of course.... Then goes ahead to destroy a $30m entertainment and tourism ecosystem.

Wehdone Sah

First of,

You don't rig yourself into power to build a nation rather you let the popular vote put you in power.

Actually... This is diplomacy. They do, and you fire back but they shouldn't stop here

Please open visa processing centres in all the countries for their citizens to apply for visa by attending interviews where they submit 6 months back statements showing their earnings, their assets and their ancestors biodata!

Nigerians cannot be suffering for their visas only for them to enter with visa on arrivals with little or no checks!

Of course we will gladly compare disasters!

Compare wages vs fuel prices or their social benefits systems or they uphold the rule of law, how they conduct their elections or even citizens rights... They'll turn to imbeciles and argue stupidly

It's okay! We deserve our leaders

Does this union still exist?

Swallow that your New Year message

Two fighting... No put mouth for their matter. One is a political prostitute and the other is a pained has-been who was used to answer questions in Chatham House ane eventually discarded. In the end, if they are both called to the table to eat, you'll see them hugging themselves

... All the contenders from APC were crooks.. A Party of Crooks and the best crook won

From have zero functional refineries to having Warri and PH coming on stream...

Seems these refineries were always functional and were used to embezzle money from Turn Around Maintenance and were kept non functioning so that people could profit from subsidy!!

Expantiate

This amala you added to the list can make some people crucify you.

Of course, we need more attack helicopters and less trained operators to bomb more innocent citizens

If I talk now, the town criers will call for a ban citing rule kini kini...

Nevertheless, they really love human heads in that state! In fact, if you have a head, you are an endangered specie!

Soon people will be wearing bulglar-proofing on their necks to protect their head from being stolen!

If Nigeria were China...

Teenager steals chicken and is sentenced to death...

An ex-Governor allegedly steals over 80 billion and is released on bail

Animal Farm

This thieving crook will not sit down and shut up! You basically called Nigerians dogs and said after they bark they'll be sent back to their cages. You went on to say that Nigerians deserve rice not answers so basically you do not owe any Nigerian any explanation.

You are an egotistical narcissist and the funny thing is that you are an illegal immigrant to the UK but you make the loudest noise! You overcompensate your illegal status with the need to flex with stolen wealth.

PASTOR MY ARSE

Na today?

The police ordinarily have now right to do any of these things in the first place so banning illegal actions by thr police is silly!

Retrain your officers to respect the rights of citizens! Simple... Do this and you do not need to ban actions

Sirchiboy:
1st girl: She said no sex and I asked her what does she has to offer apart from sex.
She couldn't say anything..
Very mumu girl forming big but she stay in one room with her married elder brother in Egbelu.
I like her sha and I thought I will marry her but
After I don knack her then we depart.

Second girl:Na through parole I meet her and we became friends .
One day out of the blues, she came to my house that her room mate chase out and I agreed to accommodate her but two weeks I have to chase her because she is stingy and wicked.
I gave her rules concerning food.
That we should be managing.
This girl will mix two soup together and eat.
Imagine cooking three pots of soup and within 5 days all the soup finished.
She will eat and wash plates so that I won't know .
Soap and paste will finish she won't bother to buy.
I have to chase her away. Some girls no just get sense.
Any girl i must I , must stay with me for sometime let me know her level of financial discipline and management.

I don't think you were madly in love with any of the two.

Miss Universe - Africa.. Hails from?

Mr International... From?

Please they should organise a pageant for fraudsters, preferably in the US cos most of our contestants are in US prisons. We know where the winners will come from.

Poorly trained Police Officers!

How do you accidentally shoot the one you are meant to be protecting?

I have my windows blacked out.

When i see the uniformed bandits on the road, i just bring down all 4 windows and drive like im enjoying the heat...i greet them, they greet back, i bring all the windows up and go on my merry way.

I will not remove the tints if the directive is not for everyone!

Off with their heads!

Cremate their bodies and send their heads back home.

At least they'll be good for something!

Mr Yakubu talking about politicians...

Handed over electoral wins to a candidate in the middle of the night and he is being fascinated by politicians deflecting!.... ALLEGEDLY OOOOO... before I receive defamation letter

When we finish with this defamation word, they'll have to find a new word.

Every other market day, someone is defamed. Even defamers of the past are now threatening defamation charges on others!!!

We once had freedom of speech until some people who didn't like their egos bruised wrote laws to stop people from talking!

Small thing... Defamation

I only came to check the culprit but they didnt put any names so this leads to to believe that this was done by the landlords of Lagos...cos no alien will do this in Balogun market

Taink you

The slaves now raising hands against their masters!

Anyway, we don't put mouth inside family matters! Abeg Northerners and their Southern counterparts should enjoy themselves. We will watch the entertainment

Should the words "pastor" and "fraud" be in the same sentence?

This one is not a pastor, he is a charlatan! Please deport him so that he can come and become Davido's back up dancer or Daddy Freeze's ass licker.

He will quickly realise these people only hung out with him cos of who he was. An influential Nigerian Conman living in the UK. In Nigeria, he will be the same as any other conman yahoo boy

Boiler ke.. This is what we used to cook in secondary school. Put it in a bucket with rice and other ingredients

I was in your shoe in 2006. I was basically uprooted to stay with an aunt in the UK. Now this is what happens to you eventually...

Your relatives there will kick you out after a while especially if you don't get something to do. You can't be home using the heating and electricity when they are out. You'll become a burden to them and you'd have to make the tough decision to set out on your own.

29 is an advanced age to japa especially without work experience so you will end up in a warehouse, as a cleaner, security guard or care worker until to get some more skills there... Which is going to be difficult without cash. So you'll work a few years, save up money and get a masters degree or do an NVQ and get some skills to get a better job

Your friends that you don't want to leave will leave you if they are given the chance so be wise.

Time is going and age is not on your side,, you don't want to be lifting boxes or cleaning in your old age... So make up your mind

You are better off borrowing money and traveling by air than risking road travel cos if you are kidnapped, you'd pay way more than the cost of an air ticket to secure your release.

Some would say abduction dint happen every day and theyd be lucky but that is like a game of Russian Roulette! You'll eventually pull the trigger that fires the shot!

This is why I didn't hesitate to buy a ticket for the nanny going home for Xmas! I don't want to hear that they were abducted and now have to find millions for ransom.

The presidents son is being groomed for political power but @simpleseyi is lying on his bare mouka foam, phone in hand defending his captors.