₦airaland Forum

Now only you and your cronies are living the fake good life while we enjoy the fruits of year and years of stealing by you and your cronies!

Dear Mr President, when GEJ tried to make us live life without subsidy, why did you and your party spearhead protests at the time? You knew the truth but played politics to pretend to be on the side of the people only to do worse when it was your turn. There is a word for that sir; you can feel free to call yourself the name.

Our Uncle Traveling Matt!

@simpleseyi

So.. Let me understand the accident here.

A herbalist make a charm that he claims can make him bullet proof

He consciously picks up a gun, aims at himself, pulls the trigger and discharges a live round towards himself to test the efficacy of his charm

The live round hits his supposedly bullet proof body and penetrates it thereby disproving his claims.
So where is the accident?

Darwins natural selection at work.

Is Abu Shekau a title cos the number of times they've killed this Abu Shekau, you'd think he was a cat!

Which Abu Shekau was killed in 2021 that another one has been killed in 2024?

A lot of unnecessary paperwork for renewals! I have not seen where to renew a passport, you need to submit all the documents you submitted when you applied for the passport!

It is a bloody waste of time.

To renew my alternate passport, I fill a form with my basic information, post it and my passport is posted to my doorstep in Nigeria. No capture, no biometrics, no collection of irrelevant information

Leave to where? Political whores

simpleseyi:
Crying and weeping are Constitutional Rights, we won’t take those Rights way from you

He said "We won't take those rights away from you"...

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.

Who cares? Lagos state deserves all its (s)elected leaders!

simpleseyi:
Cry well well

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Do I need to say much... Of course it will be seyi to comment like a brainless Arrow!

This is what happens when you are every idiot in a uniform. Prison officials should hold only batons or at worst non-lethal rounds (bean bags) in their shot gun but you will carry an idiot who you haven't even carried out a psychological assessment on and issue him an automatic assault rifle.

Well done..

Never see it before in any hotel or motel but it is used for the adventurous couples adept in the art of the Kamasutra to enact their fantasies.

Na wa o... As Governor of France or what?

Anyway, this is a country that Ministers will line up to shake the president before he boards the flight, then they'll hop in the flight and then line up again at the destination to shake his hand when he gets off the plane like they didn't just spent the last 5-6 hours together

Dangote built a refinery, the time frame between commissioning and the commencement of lifting By trucks was a few weeks if not months... but NNPCL completed maintenance, "refining" and lifting commenced on the same day!

Nigeria Air Pro Max

Where is the insecurity expert that was delegated question to respond to at Chatham House for the Presidential Aspirant at that time?

Joe Yorubakwe, even though you'd be saying the minds of the zombie indigenes, you aren't the correct tribe to be saying it and they'll attack you!!!

Please Seyi for Governor 2027- 2035..and after that to the Senate and then President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

We will all learn lessons

Still deluding ourselves that we have a judiciary. Once you can wrap your mind around the fact that we are running a dictatorship masked as democracy, the better for us. The legislature and Judiciary have become an extention of the executive; doing the bidding of the President.

UK and gesturing are 5 and 6!

Netanyahu has more balls than any UK PM! The UK and Europe and currently being overrun by extremists trying to force their ways in a foreign country and they cannot do anything... Netanyahu gives it back to them when they attack and they go crying like the victims!

Na drug traffickers wey dem catch go serve life... Those they don't catch become politicians.. And may go on to become President.

Lesson: Don't be caught

wiseone28:
What is wrong in eating a whale?

Last time i checked Florida govt is encouraging ppl to take Burmese pythons as delicacy to as to reduce it population

Nothing is wrong with eating a whale; everything is wrong with eating the putrid remains of a dead whale washed up on the beach.

Burmese python are non-native invasive species introduced to Florida by people who couldn't cater for their pet snakes and released the in the wild. If left uncontrolled, they will completely eradicate the native species in the area and create an imbalance in the ecosystem. Whales are not invasive... Neither a dead washed up whales.

legitnow:
U KNOW BIAFRA HAS COME TO STAY.


U CAN DRAG THIS FOR AS LONG AS U WANT, BUT BIAFRA WILL BE HERE, UNTIL U EVENTUALLY GET THE MESSAGE AND GO YOUR WAY.

Go my way to where exactly. I am from Asaba in Delta State. I have at least two uncles who fought for Biafran. I am sure I have at least 1 relation who was killed when Nigerian soldiers led by the genocidal manic Murtala Mohammed arrived Asaba and massacred the men and youth who came out to welcome them.
So please remind me again... I should go my way to where!
Simon can fight for self-determination but not by creating chaos in the SE! Simple

legitnow:
HE IS NOT YOR BROTHER, HE AHS PLAINLY REQUESTED THAT YOU GO AND JOIN YOUR BROTHER AND HE WILL HAPPILY STAY WITH HIS.


I CAN NEVER CONDEMN SUCH MAN.


NOW THE QUESTION IS, Y MUST YOU ATTACH YOURSELF TO PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO SHARE NATIONALITY WITH YOU?



GO YOUR WAY MAKE I GO MY WAY NO BE FIGHT.

Go your way make I go my way no be fight, but na fight he dey take use to go his way.

Why harass people to stay home on Mondays? Why attack security agents? Why kill innocent people? Is this the way to go about it. Who appointed him as the mouthpiece of the South East?
Whatever his agenda is, he is going about it the wrong way...better still he should come here and fight and not be a cowardly piece of thrash and sit in a country with all the comforts while creating chaos elsewhere.

At least, the citizens are not as hungry as the citizens in a country that claims itself a giant.

Here, due to public health concerns, they have evacuated the carcass from the beach. In other climes, they'll attack the carcass with cutlass and machetes and carry 'meat' home.

Low-life insecure piece of sh't!

Mr Do-you-know-who-I-am.

Please if you ever find yourself asking someone this question, then you are nobody!

legitnow:
WHO WILL EXTRADITE HIM? FINNISH CITIZEN?


U THINK SIMON NO GET DEPUTYOR DO U THINK HE IS WORKING ALONE?

Finnish citizen but constituting a nuisance in Nigeria? Has he denounced his Nigerian citizenship or he is Biafran? Nnamdi Kanu is a British citizen.. Please remind me where he is dwelling now.

He is a big nuisance and hope we can at least, agree on that

This nuisance should be extradited to Nigeria, tried and punished if found guilty!

He is the biggest nuisance ever

Nigeria is an aberration! Dangote is producing and has enough to export yet NNPC is still importing! Can anybody explain why?

Of course that's a brilliant idea considering we run a kakistocracy!

No need for elections as well, just select your family members to replace you when your tenure is over and save INEC billions on sham elections

Omooba77:
We thought Boko Haram has already been eliminated......

How can they be eliminated when the expertise of our Army is in bullying civilians. Take that energy and eradicate Boko Garam... Never. Slap around civilians for overtaking their convoy... Super stats!

That's meat! How do you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and milk and didn't see the gecko unless you left the bowl unattended and it creeped inside Or you placed it in there for clout!!

Agberoism is built into the DNA of the fighters.

You can take the agbero out of the slum but they'll always be who they are.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with Reno on this one. She is a yahoo girl