₦airaland Forum

OkikiOluwa1:
No sauce!

U wan use the SAUCE eat Rice/Yam?

GudluckIBB:
I KNEW FAYOSE IS A 2 FACED MAN RIGHT FROM WHEN HE WAS THE FIRST TO PUT A CALL THROUGH TO GMB TO CONGRATULATE HIM.HE NEVER KNEW BUHARI WILL WIN THE ELECTION HENCE HIS USELESS NEWS PAPERS ADVERTS. GOOD LUCK JONATHAN SHOULD NOT LEAVE FAYOSE ALONE NOW THAT THE CHIPS ARE DOWN BECOS WHEN FAYOSE WAS CAMPAIGNING VIGOROUSLY FOR HIM,PUTTING DEATH WISH FOR GMB,CALLING OBJ NAMES,SAYING GMB IS WEARING DIAPERS,SPONSORING PEOPLE TO HARRAS GMB IN THE UK,..........GEJ AND PDP WERE APPLAUDING HIM.HE WAS THIER HERO THEN. NO BODY CAUTIONED HIM.THEY WERE BEHAVING AS IF THEY WERE gods.NOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED AND GEJ IS AVOIDING FAYOSE ALREADY.......ITS A PITY

LESSON...........DO NOT EVER UNDER ESTIMATE ANY BODY IN LIFE COS NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.

I think early b4 the Presidential Election, PDP Issued a warning to Fayose againt his negative utterances.

Dont be sentimental! PDP had warned that whatever he's doing, HE IS ON HIS OWN..........

GudluckIBB:
I KNEW FAYOSE IS A 2 FACED MAN RIGHT FROM WHEN HE WAS THE FIRST TO PUT A CALL THROUGH TO GMB TO CONGRATULATE HIM.HE NEVER KNEW BUHARI WILL WIN THE ELECTION HENCE HIS USELESS NEWS PAPERS ADVERTS. GOOD LUCK JONATHAN SHOULD NOT LEAVE FAYOSE ALONE NOW THAT THE CHIPS ARE DOWN BECOS WHEN FAYOSE WAS CAMPAIGNING VIGOROUSLY FOR HIM,PUTTING DEATH WISH FOR GMB,CALLING OBJ NAMES,SAYING GMB IS WEARING DIAPERS,SPONSORING PEOPLE TO HARRAS GMB IN THE UK,..........GEJ AND PDP WERE APPLAUDING HIM.HE WAS THIER HERO THEN. NO BODY CAUTIONED HIM.THEY WERE BEHAVING AS IF THEY WERE gods.NOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED AND GEJ IS AVOIDING FAYOSE ALREADY.......ITS A PITY

LESSON...........DO NOT EVER UNDER ESTIMATE ANY BODY IN LIFE COS NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.

I think early b4 the Presidential Election, PDP Issued a warning to Fayose againt his negative utterances.

Dont be sentimental! PDP had warned that whatever he's doing, HE IS ON HIS OWN.

justi4jesu:
You can't get genuine branded products on Ali express.

So where then can he get them?

stanech:
let me correct my self he cant fit do anything

Hahahahaha oh God...... #Funny pple everywhere on N/Land

otr1:
All the bastard Yorubas faulting Oba Akiolu's outrage, what would you do if some slaves are saying this about your Kingdom?

The time is ripe to know if the Yorubas are the real owners of Lagos or it's a no man's land.

If you're Ibo and you know what's good for you, steer clear of the polls in Lagos this weekend. [size=13pt]You are warned!!![/size]

Bro..... U do no SHIT!!!

omenka:
What I see are a group of disgruntled elements trying to instigate some form of sectarian crises that would ultimately result in a military takeover and void the event that is to take place on the 29th.

I egg the Yorubas and Nigerians in general not to fall for this ruse.

Oga Abeg na!!! U wan kill uw wit Eng?

stanech:
Guy you can't do nothing

Correct urself........ Inorderwords, u're saying he can do Something........ Lol

NAC=National Association OF Criminals

kamez:
Gotv is also owned by dstv..its the same multichoice company

Are u serious These guys are really drying our pockets here..........

kamez:
I don't blame dstv, I rather blame the mumu competitors like starcoms, daar saat and co who have refused to compete head to head with dstv.

The gap between them and dstv as regards to picture quality and programming is really alarming.


DSTV forming DORO-BOSS since 1996

I think Gotv will be better in no distant time.......

bigt2:
buhari should also arrest the girl saying one minute remaining. she can lie o

Hahahahahaha which kind funny pple dey Nairaland self........

himkers:
One down, remaining MTN and Titus Sardine

Hahahahaha oh... God..... Characters dey Nairaland..........

Thespecialone:
Meanwhile, Gtbank charged me N209.99 and then processed a refund to me at N200. They should wait for me I'm coming for them.

Stanley08

I made trip number two to my stanbic branch.
I had to go and apply for the Mastercard irrespective of the fact that I already filled a form earlier.

Based on your experience, I hope to finalize everything when I make the third trip to collect the card in five working days.

Hope u got my Text Ealier? Help me post Pix here so i can copy it

nikkiehan:
u beta go fenk her na gf she be o nt yet ur wife o. dis thing no be food nah, twice in a week is too much sef.

Twice a week too much?

Me and you no fit stay o............

I Bleep almost 3 times per day ATLEAST 2.........

titanic1:
to hell wit ur great fathers nd both ur papa,mama nd ur generatn sit think read ur history book nd u'll wat we av nd wat u dont oponu ppl

I dont Trade words with
......................................................MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE LIKE YOU

Bro, if you fall for this Cheap Scam, then u are still growing up.......

boladeen:
Then Whose land bro?

Is Lagos meant for Lagosians ONLY?

titanic1:
can u diz fraud ppl keep shut and stop saying that lagos is no man's land and u even said PH is better than lag abeg who invite u this 419 haahaaa shey na only u dey naija ni na u plenty for kano and lagos y cant u go nd claim kano is no man's land if those mallam wont use u for suya,d only prob. u ppl av is dat u're jealous of yorubas

I wonder what you have that will make us Jealous abt u pple.

TO HELL WITH YOU........

betterpikinn:
Foól!
I bet you will also say Enugu, Abia, Imo and Anambra are no man's land?
Who invited you parasites before?

I dont trade words with MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE like YOU.................

What are Lagosians Fuckingly Feeling like?

Lagos is no Man's land and Nigerians are not in any way limited to their States of Origin.

Is Lagos Better than PH?

NONSENSE!!!

Thespecialone:
It's a bundled offer so, the prices can't be itemized.

You dont pick my calls, even when you see the missed call, you dont call back.

It's over 2weeks now and you're giving me stories. I gave you a link where you should purchase the product i wanted, you said you Chinese guy wud go get it from another source.

Now, i keep hearin one Complain or the other for a parcel i should have gotten 1week ago.

openmine:
i didnt make any prediction ohh...cos if i do...
d only match manutd can atleast smell a draw might be everton dats if they are not in d mood
As for mancity and chelsea...una go pack am because d weakness in manutd defence dat lfc or spurs failed 2 exploit will be wat dose teams will use against manutd....
d matches no far again....just take dem as dey come ok??

Till den

If the DICK is small, u girls will complain of not being satisfied.

Now u've encountered an HORSE, just go with that cos alot of girls here on NL wish they had that opportunity.

God has Blessed you.

openmine:
manutd don hear am dis month...
manchester city home

chelsea away

everton away

Bro 4get!

Nobody ever xpected Man u to beat Liverpool & Tottehem.

Man utd will Win one, Draw & lose 1 out ot those fixtures u mentioned above. 4point wont be a bad result.

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I need thhis to Lagos. Can you help me?

Let me have the total cost and ETA.

What happened? Why did u suddenly come up with this 2day off all days?

He's been a forgotten player in Arseenal.

Fans dont recall that name these days.

ItsAnderson:
please i need matured advice on
this: Am in love with a lady, we have been together
for like 9months now. The problem is that my
apartment is not presentable, i refuse her coming,
each time she wish to come.. I have occasionally
taken her to a guest house, and she do reject we
going there. I do really love her and will marry her..
This issue of her coming to my place is causing
quarrel, she feels i have things am trying to hide
from her apart from the the reason i put before her.
My plan has been to see how i could rent a new place
before letting her come, the plan is not swiftly
coming at the moment. She is telling that even
though i stay in hole, that i should take her there, that
she believes i will make it later in life. I don't feel
comfortable, advice pals...

Bro, you are making a very big mistake not allowing her know your apartment.

This is one BIG opportunity to know the kind of lady u are about to get married to and u want to blow-up this opportunity.

How are u sure she loves you then?

Pls take her to where you reside. If she's yours, you will play ahead with you for a better place. Hence otherwise, she may Dump u if she's the materialistic type.

Give it a trial and see for yourself.

demelza:
This is obviously a huge joke

She's the brain behind our Economy boost..........

Thespecialone:
the link get as e be

What happened?

Discuss with a Good Doctor if you know any.

Personally, i dont think she's faking it.

It's a Spiritual problem and this is one thing you must handle b4 you both Marry so you dont regret it.


Is she light in compexion? What church does she attend?