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HMmmm Nawa For all †hose rich people ooo. I went 2 see a frend frm a very rich family. D maid approached Mε̲̣̣̣̥ & asked.
MAID: What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit... †hei

Hope is true

Is dare any virus when our 4fathers do eat bush meat as dare meal,av once said it Ebola is been created by dose fucking oyinbos.HIV
BIRD FLU
EBOLA
Who notice all no b dose oyinbos

Black is beauty

Mojority of pple living in lag can't adhare to d sleeping hrs,I remember I was in lag I do sleep by 12:00 and wake up by 3:30 or 4:00 due to the nature of my work.

Babymama1: Stay dia and be judging her
The next girl may not have a womb

Nah true talk oooo, the next girl might not have womb. hmmmmm

justi4jesu: what do you mean by the bolded, because she openly told you now you want to make it a topic and paint her bad

While would I paint hher bad am in love with her

Pinkytracy: Everybody surely have a dirty past, you should be happy she told you

What she first told me is that (dead body no dey cover body for person we go clean am)am happy but I neva blive she can av such past

Tallesty1: I dunno the kinda person she is but I do know that both of you needs repentance and forgiveness. I'm also sure that the bolded is not true and if you had pushed her a little she would have told you that the person was her uncle or cousin.

Repentace in what way and morove she is the only girl in dare family

While I was making a cool mid-night call with my bebe,we hard a nice talk, it get to a point that I told her that have bleep at lease eight( girls wihtout impreginating them,that I have neva abort for any of them,that I do play save.
So I av to ask her that av she ever abort in her life? Without streesing my self of shouting on her or even petting her to tell me the truth she willingly told me yes that then d person was her 1st love that at that point she have no choice than to do it bcuse she is about doin her (WAEC)
We are both in love with each other infact I will rate d kind of love we have as above 100%.she posses good character
My fellow NL I need u pple to tell me what kind of person is my girl/F,

aceman: Are you the guy or his friend? That's the only way your post makes sense. Protecting a killer just to spite others is very wrong and foolish because you may be the next direct or indirect victim.

Hw many nigerians have been killed in UK,and the perpetrator are being sentenced.

Even if I have his details I won't disclose it bcuse nijas are being killed 4 ur country u fucking white pple no dey do anything I pray say u no see d sharp guy.

I entered a bus from ikeja to oshodi.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call. '' hello oga, i don dey
press dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow. Na d blue one or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call)
''
hello Chuwkudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money
from obinna ..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré, akpayan.
So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside of me
until d hausa man sitin close to me
said.
Hausa man: '' oka abeg dat time i dey
make
am for call, wher dem
say make i press so dat d bomb i
go blow? Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.

i fainted

Akpos who was living in sierra leone called his mother who was living in nigeria.
The following conversation ensured between them.
Akpos: hello mum, I have contacted Ebola disease.
Mum: what! Please don't come back home, remain there till you die, you know if you come back, you will transfer it to our house girl, and if our house girl contact it, that means your father will contact it, from your father to me, and you know if I contact it, our gate man must surely contact it and from our gate man to your sister, you know your sister very well, if she contact it, that means the whole village will contact it.

@op I did the test 2day

Do u no that u are a goat

Waw @op u really make sence

Pls can anybody tutor me on history subject bcus it was included in my post utme test subject.I need help

My own test subject are
Government.
History :av neva attend history class in my life.
Goegraphy.
Economics.
English language.

Targatarga: IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT,
My 7points agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend 20years
in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq for survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your wife,you will be jailed
until you change
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a zoo for 2months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local Govt,and it's once per month.
Will u vote for me

U need to see a doctor and its a pity they are on strike hope u won't paralize until the strike is off,instead of pple 2 vote u nah stone dem go stone u.

So none of u remember iru esin (horse tail).yoruba movie, back in the 90s but me no cry sha ooooo

Mrguru: MTN has a lower call rate compared to all...

I don't think so, bcuse am usein both MTN and GLO,so glo as low call rate than MTN

To my own paspective GLO is more conducive and has low call rate.
MTN is a scame they are not lineal at dare call rate and morova to me they suppose to b shown d way out of nigeria.
ETISALAT av neva use this network so I can't say much about it, but most of mai friend dat use it do commend it as a good network
AIRTEL I think the pple incharge of this network are trying to impress pple bcuse dare rate of advertisment dis days as change mai mind toward the network that dey care 4 pple.

For industrial training

I think this will work out

@op which kind question u dey ask dnt u no dat woman and money work 2geda. No money no woman I tell u

He won loot money way he go spend after 2015,he don no say we pple don ready 2 vote him out....in yoruba voice (ko le riii) he no fit see

vizkiz: #lays hand on Op...

I pray for you tonight....every power of friendzone in your life, be destroyed

Yes, i can see you are inlove with her, but demons from hell had already friendzoned you...Be free right now...

Yes,Yes,yes, gadagada-hardder... Laliga,carolina,manchester! (Speaking in tongues)

I say be free

Let your enemies fall like a mango tree

Pastor vizkiz nah only u waka come

This is too much on dem, how can they redeem d massacre bcuse is a first class shame on them a host country 4 dat matter.

Super eagle go...... we are strongly behind u.

HMMMMMMMMMM Am tired of saying