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Pls are there INEC officials in the house? I had issue getting through the crowd when voters registeration was on. Because of some tight schedules I couldn't register to vote. Is it still possible for me to be registered if I visit the nearest LGA office?

Pls I need urgent response. I'm seriously in need of that PVC. Thanks

Dygeasy:
OMOLOLA & ANGELAMINA have been Verified.

Wow, Omolola!

Henrolevra5:
Which is the odd one out?
Golden Age,Horn of Valour,Zulu Mask

Zulu mask

Evi: I don't know where the thought that I and Otto are something more than contestants is coming from. We are just friends and nothing more to that.

Friendzone of life!

EMEzzy:
A week, I thought it ends Sunday.?

It's actually ending on the 30th or 31st thereabout.

I'm surely getting there.
PS: I don't use Nairaland app.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1628701_ant_gif0a5babbf8ecf6edd5cbdef6686f58c65

Dygeasy:
Hullo,

I am Yoruba and I love the igbo language and culture. I'd like to learn the language. I don't know how feasible it is but impossible is nothing. If you're a fluent speaker and a proficient teacher, this thread is for you. If you wanna learn like me, come in, there's enough room.

Thank you.

I think this thread will help you. I learnt alot from it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1098993/igbo-learning-thread-translator

UjSizzle:
Biko who is 'we'?


In other news, I hope they start evicting. This people are dulling me abeg. If I have to give up KungFu Panda for this show I expect to be entertained

Your mates are thinking the family way, you're there watching cartoon. I hail o

Well, when eviction begins, you'll start seeing tears flowing like river. I heard Gulder will be given each of the evicted contestants N1m hence they have to suffer what will worth the money.

UjSizzle:
Those derailers are a lot more lively than present company.

Please Madam Uju, don't mind some complaints here. We're enjoying our thread this way. We don't want 1000 pages of balderdash

UjSizzle:
You were one of the guests there? I was on that thread too
This is sad really. We had doubled the pages on that thread in two days!
Wey my people o


Ksslib, Abumikey, homesteady, Nomski0, Cestmoi1, Dannyxy, vosquare, superflakie, Shugajay, bknight, Heyliesha, Ivyluvie2, Mickey7, Dude99, Ariyke, Stateofmind, pweetyface, Joyceous, tunesoft, Dermalcarotene, showgolee, Omolola1, yinky95, Vision2050, Zeelo2014, Chycoroxie
Guys show abeg.

Keep calling those derailers, you hear?

BoiledCorn:
big hippocrete

You selfservice to sexulize threds only on tuesdays

I don't understand you brother. Do you want me to pray for you?

[quote author=CreamyBanana post=27053758][/quote]More reason why you should give your life to Christ and have a Romance with the word of God so that you will not fall into the wrong hands in the name of Romance.

ERCROSS:
Broz..
V always been puzzled about this moniker u quoted "@Nobody".
The profile is unviewable, and even if I try quoting a post of the moniker, it doesn't even reveal its identity.
V been noticing that the user of the moniker changes name behind the 'nobody' moniker.
U quote it and it displays sexzkillz as the username, in another thread , it was quoted and mindi-cheeks was displayed..
Pls, who is this "Nobody"
The creator of this particular thread.

Welcome to Nairaland

Now have a sit

I'm happy that this show is back. There's no reality TV show I love like this one, even better than the overhyped Big Brother Africa.
Well let's see how the adventure of these brave men and women in a forest at Aguleri will be.

[size=18pt]Why are Nigerians sad? Didn't you ask for FEDERAL CHARACTER in the Super Eagles? This is what you get when you take out your best squad because you don't want Igbos to dominate when it is the sad truth that they are the pillars of sport in Nigeria. They won you the nation's cup and you hatefully call them BIAFRAN EAGLES. Enjoy your federal character o, or maybe Keshi should pick one player from each state to balance the equation [/size]

As a fan of Manchester United and a citizen of Nigeria, it feels so bad to always be on the loosing side. I personally don't accept failure in my life. See the Manchester United team breaking my heart from the left and Super Eagles from the right. I think this is a clarion call for me to leave this shitty game called football and its obsession and face my studies with damn seriousness. FOOTBALL SUCKS!

Just now I noticed that the Multichoice DSTV local content channel Africa Magic have changed the names of their channels. One should expect that the Randburg based Pay TV should have sent a notice before putting this change to effect instead of taking their nearly a million subscribers for fools.
That's not my major problem with them but for the names that isn't even worth the content they show us.
Now a look at it one after the other;

Africa Magic Movies Ch. 152 is now known as Africa Magic Epic Movies
What is epic about recycling old shitty pre-2000 movies. Please someone define 'epic' for me, my dictionary must be mistaken. LOL.

Africa Magic Movies 1 Ch. 153 is now known as Africa Magic Urban Movies This sounds a bit fair but you all know what's up with the recycling shit.

Africa Magic Ch. 154 is now know as Africa Magic Family Not bad.

Africa Magic World Ch. 155 remains unchanged. Don't tell me that this station is being showed all over the world as it is stated here because that channel is horrible (I'm being conservative with words here).

Africa Magic Entertainment Ch. 151 is now known as Africa Magic Showcase . Showcase ko Showglass ni!

What is your thought!

Just now I noticed that the Multichoice DSTV local content channel Africa Magic have changed the names of their channels. One should expect that the Randburg based Pay TV should have sent a notice before putting this change to effect instead of taking their nearly a million subscribers for fools.
That's not my major problem with them but for the names that isn't even worth the content they show us.
Now a look at it one after the other;

Africa Magic Movies Ch. 152 is now known as Africa Magic Epic Movies
What is epic about recycling old shitty pre-2000 movies. Please someone define 'epic' for me, my dictionary must be mistaken. LOL.

Africa Magic Movies 1 Ch. 153 is now known as Africa Magic Urban Movies This sounds a bit fair but you all know what's up with the recycling shit.

Africa Magic Ch. 154 is now know as Africa Magic Family Not bad.

Africa Magic World Ch. 155 remains unchanged. Don't tell me that this station is being showed all over the world as it is stated here because that channel is horrible (I'm being conservative with words here).

Africa Magic Entertainment Ch. 151 is now known as Africa Magic Showcase . Showcase ko Showglass ni!

What is your thought!

Andyblaze: Eze Red

Why are you spamming this site with your monotonous gifs
I've been seeing this picture for too long and its becoming stale and boring.

WAZOBIA+:
Na Eze Promoe wife you dey talk to like that. Make him catch you, you go hear wheen

I'm sorry but such shallow thinking people should not be given the opportunity to misinform guests in the forum

@OP, when bringing out a list, go and do better research.

All I see here is the post of an e-ashawo, who have nothing to show for, as a relationship off Nairaland

^ I disagree with you that tpia is a nuisance. Maybe you are trying to pick an e-fight with her, or you wanna get noticed

addictiv: How many guys would do dat when they know they wont eventually end up with the lady....there re even cases that even when the lady knows this she ll still stay for reasons best known to her. I have heard guys who say that they cant marry thier current GF's yet they wont free the chick cos obviously she is just used for intimate gratification. Many folks re not sincere to themselves not to talk of their partners. So therefore its left to thier partners to decide on what they really want..

Personal Opinion.

I don't still get your point. If you aren't satisfy with your GF then I'm afraid that you may not be satisfied with even Oprah Wimfrey as your GF because it is obvious that you will get confused when a supposed better catch comes your way.

addictiv: While i agree with yield. ...... Most of us dont get the op s. Perspective. Primarily Relationships where meant to lead to marrìage then procreation . However so many folks get into relationships for so many reasons most of which 80% involves personal interest. How many of us can sincerely say that when you started dating your current partner, it was based on pure selfless love. The type that makes you give everything just to see that person happy and without expecting anything in return. Even if the person loves you back or not,you just want to create an impact in their lives and affect them positively. If you can boast of this then i must commend you. What most of us re running now, are just trade by batter franchise where we give either our care, attention, funds, sexual gratification in exchange for someones loyalty, respect, security etc. People get into relationships for so many reasons be it emotional, financial ,spiritual, sexual reasons etc. No guy would come straight up n tell a lady that he just wants her for a bedmate n no lady would tell a guy outrightly that she is only in for the financial benefits. They would all hide under the umbrella of love. We see people who give their all in a relationship that lasts for 3 to 11 years and in the end they re left heartbroken. After all the money spent, mental n emotional stress that cant be quantified, time wasted that cant be replaced, at the end you get to have memories you wish can be wiped out. So how does one decide on the partners who share the same ideologies with em with without wasting resources on those who are not on the same page with you?.......mutiple dating comes to mind.

[color=#118830]It's simple. If you are dating any lady and she doesn't live up to your expectation, simply call it a quit and stop holding someone's wife to ransom in false pretenses and pity [/color]

lynpetra: Lol.I hope you realize ur topic is very controversial,as it might promote infidelity, .Expect more bashings

Don't mind the senseless mofo.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Sir, please take it easy cus of your BP.[/color]

It is now official that you are a retard for spewing this gibberish. You are telling me to take it easy. Take a look at me and then yourself, who looks more prone to high BP?
I pity that unlucky woman who will knot the nuptial tie with an he-goat like you

Useless post from an empty brain. I've known you on this forum as a serial e-flirt, yet instead you should be ashamed of yourself, you are busy buttressing your doggy attitude with trash talk. POINTLESS THREAD!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]APC currently rigging elections in Ifite Nnokwa

Some hoodlums from Alor dashed into the polling units and made away with the ballot box, and they are forcing people's thumb on the APC logo. We have contacted the Igwe Oranyelu III of Nnokwa to come and have a view of what is going on here.

PICTURES COMING......[/color]

I thought I was the only one that experienced this ish.
I'm currently in Eke market at Abor Nnokwa and also an LP stalwart, but I was stripped off my Ifeanyi Ubah polo by some Ngige loyalists whom are the majority.
They aren't from Alor like people want us to believe, they are from Nnokwa here.
This same thing caused chaos between APGA and Ngige loyalists earlier today at Odumodu village but thanks to the security operatives.