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Ymodulus: .
its something. hi and morning.

Lol

hello and morning, how was your night, guess u weren't at Kelvin's party yesternite

idu1: baby is nt lust....... Ok baby hv a nice day.

loving someone u don't know is called lust. you too. but stop calling me baby okay?

idu1: i lust for u.

fixed!!!
sorry I don't do love over the net

Ymodulus: i read something

yeah u read something, so how can u define what u read

Dygeasy: lol! I wanto watch this time around

I don woo tire

never seen u wooing. issorai

BTW bark a da juma

ekmike: u'v got pretty lips

u can say that again. thanks

idu1: lol. Benji

define that

englishmart: come to think of it, did you come with a guy?

If not, Amma .........................

I did but errmm, today is a holy day for him, so he gotta stay holy

MizMyColi: Hiohiohiohiohiohio

I trust you to give it to them guys sooo hawt!

What of our temigracie, did she successfully pull of her (m) stunt

actually I wanted to dance with d celebrant but he was so busy, had to dance with dis guy called neigh..y but I no high sha o

temigracie? ah, she was busy counting money.
let me tell u something pls don't tell anybody I told u. all d money realized from d Parry yesternite, she embezzled 50% of it... can u imagine

[quote author=Dygeasy][/quote]which day will u woo your own

MizMyColi: LoL
Sweetheart.

Can't wait either.
How was the parry yesterday.

My phones were so flat.
PC too.

Eya warra mess, no wonder I didn't see u cos I trust u not to miss dis kinda stuff. issorai.

d parry was darn hot, see ebullient dancers o, with body maneuver..ing and perusing and d1ck highing, chisos I never knew nlders like parry like that

even kelvin self tire

neighy: natin much... Jex av to finish up some stuff nd get ready for jumah

ehn so u too na Muslim? hmm barka da jumah.

idu1: i knw baby and i gat it.

6packs?

neighy: G00DMAWNING YA'LL H0W WAS YHUR NYT H0PE N0 HANGOVERS
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seriously dre11 where have u been

idu1: Baby why? I am gentleman and i gat all u want.

u dont know what I want

neighy: nah... I kept it cool ystrnyt

good of you. so wats up dis mowin

englishmart: it's a 2 day party.

And you know I had to fly all the way from Madrid to be in attendance.

kelvin graphics is that true.

that will be nice o, cant wait to learn more on salsa from neighy

temigracie: ..hehehehehe,,,,You for tell me before say nah wetin you wan talk be that....


Am a cheerful giver....Name your prize, bebe....

I ll wire it into your account...

50% outta d money u took


my accnt: 0875505140: eco bank.

when should I be expecting it

idu1: Baby, u r beautiful. Will u date me?

nope, I will not date you

XketchDesigns: And what is this "big plan" for Africa did he have?

Ever wondered why all books paint him evil, without showing the good things he did?

no book paint him evil they only wrote what he did. and not all books was written about 'only' the evil he did.

the big plan he had for Africans was what he did to the jews

AlfaSeltzer: Don't believe everything you read about the holocaust.

so what do you want me to believe. same thing that happened to the Jews when they were telling pple of d outside world what a beast he was, no one believed them thus they were neglected until the Americans saw how it was affecting them

temigracie: werin happen??

I just dey pity kelvin, all d money wey he hope say him go use go settle debts don prrrrrrrrrrrrr

*whispers to her* can I have a share too. pls don't tell anyone

idu1: uncle please, tell us another story.

he said the truth. Hitler had d same plan for Africans. if u dont bliv better grab one of the books about the holocaust and read

temigracie: **stretches my arms and body****

It is not easy to be the finance minister....I even missed the parry cos i was just too busy with the cash....



Back to business, we realised a whooping sum of fifty six million seven hundred thousand naira.....As you all can see, i've been up since last night busy with my work....

As I have stated initially when i was been sworn-in as the commanding-in-chief of money-matters....Half of this money goes to my pocket....Hian!!!...Who dares raise a voice there??....Atleast am coming out openly and declaring my plans of embezzlement fr the cash....

To the celebrant, I ll be giving you 50 percent of the remaining cash.....can I hear you shout halleluyah.....

The remaining money wil be used to develop this wonderful association....

**bows**...I hope I have served you well??...I hope everyone is happy??.....


Lest i forget....No-one should call any e-EFCC....The boss is my padi and I have gievn him his own share of egunje....

**drops mike**.....

ghen ghen

englishmart: high heeled shoe?
Don't disturb the marbles pls.

Your noise is becoming unbearable. Kelvingraphics, why didn't you warn against this?

I dance more in my high heels. kelvin can't do nada about it, btw d party a long time, are u just arriving? ID you are, just jejely go back home

neighy: how was ur salsa lesson? Do u want anoda?

I really enjoyed it. yeah I want another but that will be on another parry.

how was your night hope no hangovers

she loves to be flattered

hell, if that measures your love for a person, what happened to all theses hut and run guys

I'm not surprised but hey its not about end time.









I didn't know chinkos are also crazy about fones like dis o

if they say u must either have a religion or be an atheist, I would rather be an atheist cos d things people do in d name of religion is awful. can u imagine... but its their life to live.
what that statement again... live and let live

1,5,6,3,2,7

no number 4 which is religion

priscaoge: U must be high on that tap water I gave u....

Where is Priscaoge,frankysnow,Dayjhihannon01,
softsparkyy,rozzy,
Africanapple,MrsBreezy? and others huh?

U gonna pay fine....

No body should plead me to liv u cos u MUST pay the fine!

Even daveP sef fall my hand!

I de 4 una 4 Bustop

biko forgive him for he knows not what he is doing.

depends on the trust you have for. it does happen like that atimes.
I'm a living example. just like that I stopped and said not anymore until we are married though not for religion sake but but for my own good

forget that u have been doing it with her before, I believe she has finally realise she can no longer bear the guilt she feels inside. if u this k becis she stopped, u should get a side chick, its ur own cup if tea but that's never the best idea