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BossTtdiamonds: They are scientist.. They are still investigating...
They want logic and reason, Science to prove the Existence of God..

so I think they should be left alone to make their investigations until they find it. they should not be bothered

Xcapist: And even a non atheist without any stake is defending them, wow how nice! Or are you also an atheist? Because the sun shine a little bit more brighter when we try to step into another's shoe and seek to understand them first before we judge.

u should learn to read in between d lines


though I do not believe in religion but I'm not an atheist, will never be.

okay since u feel I'm defending atheism without a stake, answer his question

*waving* una good after noon o.

BossTtdiamonds: We know.. Yet you troll this section more than you chew food...
It's funny how those who so not believe in God are the first to start layin' assertions 'bout why God does not exist...

If you believe it to be true God does not exist..?? Why bother anywayz...??

they bother becos they are always being bothered to believe in god

neighy: Yo GoodAfternoon Ya'all Niggaz and Nigress.. Dudes and dudettes my love and girlfrnds... My oga N bosses
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nd a lot others not mentioned hope you having a wonderful day

yeah boi, wurrup. how duyu do

rawpadgin: I got mine from Jupiter ;-D ;-D it was designed by alien liang pu zing

ohhhh, I don't want again

encryptjay: Sambisa forest. Free food and 32gb sd card inclusive.

thanks I appreciate.




















wicked pikin

sis, its not all guys o but any girl who was disrespected chooses to be disrespected. how can my boyfriend beat me and u still remain with him, godforbid, u will never see the good side of me again

merit12: Taking you out of your zone.

that's if u can come and pick me in abj

before they born my great great grandfather work has been ending, till now world is still ending, I'm really really wondering o when dat world would finally end. end time tinz according to pple. religion sha

total rubbish, this is in a bid to makes girls who want to keep theirs loose their courage


I do not care if premarital sex is a sin or not, dats left for edumare to decide
but keeping your virginity will make no one have that satisfaction of tarnishing ur image, no one would ever say 'that one? I don see her finish na'. u will be respected cos all the guys in your area knows they can't chop u and clean.mouth

dear buriful ladies, if u wanna keep your v, keep it and don't be discouraged but biko don't keep it for any future husband oooo, keep it for your own good

an immature person is someone who says or do the wrong thing at the wrong time in a wrong place to the wrong people. he plays all the time even when serious matter is on ground

you and sex education sef

Spicylate: if i were the the wife, i will just run and start confessing my sins and if i were to be the husband, its just to grab a chair, a drink n popcorn and watch "the sins of a darling wife"

when I read this, I had to check if its an (f) or (m)

if u were a male I bet u won't say 'darling wife'

the venue no fit pass Lagos na, make I just jejely trek comot for thread.

yawns

hold up today too much, and I'm even pressed, should I wee wee on my body?

vizkiz: that's swirry...#lays hand on her...receive!!

HOLY GHOST FIRE. EDUMARE I REJECT HIM

Liability: for internet? See ya mouth.

as if all this wooing and love is real sef.

Anyways, am still available for who ooooo

its not about the wooing game but about the real wooing

guy u are such a clown. at least u made me laugh did morning @I'm still available....

I knew I would find Fulaman198 here already


@post. best thread of the day. seriously before what you are suggesting will happen it will be in another world. not when those who cannot speak fluent English are seen as illiterates.

we just wanna be everything 'white', our own culture now repels us while that of our colonial masters is a blessing.

if there is one good talent god gave to the whites, its the ability to totally brainwash an entire continent. gosh!

rawpadgin: the new Nokia 3310 with HD camera :-

pls where can I get one

Mynd44: Ugly: when I look in the mirror

biko what does that mean

ah a, this is wonderful, congratulatobia ooo, I wish u both d best

[quote author=KelvinGraphics]BIRTHDAY!         BIRTHDAY!!         BIRTHDAY!!!

Attention Pretty/Ugly Ladies  and  Handsome/worwor gentlemen/boyz

You are hereby implored to take out lil time from your tight schedules to come and e-celebrate/e-party with me on my birthday which is coming up on Thursday the 25th of September, 2014 here on Nairaland...  

You are all welcome to join a brother to celebrate his birthday in style kuz that’s the best gift you can offer him. I'm aware that this may be the first time dis kinda e-event is holding here on NL but don’t worry i promise it would be fun and worth attending, u won’t have any regrets gracing the event. (na one day something dey start sha)

The event will be having two phases:

 1.   There will be a normal birthday thread where U can drop your birthday/goodwill messages. The Thread will be created by my Queen CDAMSEL but the event would be anchored by one of Nairaland finest, M.C Leetunechi!! who will be assisted by DAVEP.

 2.   Afterwards, there would be a wild birthday party/bash at NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit) where we'll party till dawn or when momma calls .

. There'll be a lot to drink and eat (smoking of weed is at the smokers risk kuz if NairaLand  NDLEA catch U, na 10years ban be that o )
 
. Also, there'll be live musical performance by our Nairaland musical acts like Coogar, JigahsawKill, Ksslib, KiddaBlinggz, Lanicky, Xtarxhyne, etc

.   WOOING of babe’s is very much ALLOWED  But laying them at the bar is NOT ALLOWED  at all. U either take her home or book a room at the Hotel.... (I understand say Konji na  bastard but no human being still dey control bastard)

.    Ladies, please U are NOT allowed to wear long skirt to the party. Hollandis Wrapper is allowed tho but preferably bumper shot is the best.
     
. As for the guys, abeg you can wear agbada and slippers to the main event no wahala but DON’T even try wearing it to party/bash kuz na Dog go pursue you go back.        

. If you don’t have a babe you can still come, XSENGA and GGRIN will be very much available  to take care of you

·   Please, ejor, biko, do Allah, abeg no fighting at all, either at the event or at the bash... If you try am na 15years ban be that... Biko we are supposed to be celebrating and not fighting.

·    Don’t worry about when you are going to wake up the next day and start heading for work. I have told President G.E.J. to make the next day which is Friday a work free day all over Naija. And i have also told Oga SEEUN to declare from tomorrow till Friday a work free day for all his Mods so they can come party with us. **Haba them be human being too na**  Xo Farano, Ujsizzle, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy U guys shoud start dusting your dancing shoes.. We go Sekem and Shakee Bodi all night long.

·    PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, If you can’t make it to the event and wish to send over your gift to me through my bank account please feel free to contact me either by using your PM button or Whatsapping me via my NL signature..

NOTE: The Chairlady of the Occasion is no other but our own Nairaland MAMMY (IDOWUOGBO aka Badosky)

     VIP tickets are still on sale, contact either JBLUV55, LEETUNECHI, DAVEP, CDAMSEL, FRANKBEN, IDOWUOGBO and preorder for yours now.. *HURRY Now kuz we have em limited in stock**   MEANWHILE, Regular’s ticket is FFEE for everyone juts that regulars no go sidon for front seat.
 
BELOW IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION CARD
Thank you in advance as you honour this Invitation.
 
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1725678_img20140922wa002_jpeg61848ff4ee991fd7d8d42c4a89b08bd4

Please after getting this I.V and you refuse to share it so that your followers can see it and also get to be aware about the birthday that is coming up soon then you are not helping me be that. And after reading this without gracing any of the events... know it that Dia ris God oooo

Una Good morning my people.. Looking forward to seeing U all at the event

the matter serious o.

happy birthday o.

catch u later when I purchase my VIP ticket

Liability: now i know ladies are their own worst enemies.

How could you be saying such things, such defamatory statement, such ill words, hurting my womanhood, an affront to my person, how could you miss-kpoli?

sorry uh, no chance for u, your dreams of receiving your fellow guys will not come through.

Dygeasy: Suggested LADIES YOU CAN WOO



Will add more as I remember

una don't start again. good luck to the wooers

vizkiz: will soon be a pope

goodluck







yinmu

I know very well that if u had a job and d job is at stake over that money, u wouldn't even know if she is beautiful

neighy: i dey sleep...Infact i dey insyd d river wey u push me enta

na Papi water u be?
no be me push u o, na d other lady, u dey mistake us

Tymax: You call that woman-wrappering? Hmmm If I decide to wrap you properly,... Babe forget o. Nor be here. I go win award sef. But let me be humble.




Online woman-wrappering is the least of my persuasive skills.

I didn't call that woman wrappering, ur friend did. so I'm jes tryina let him know if he must call u dat, then his is worst

vizkiz: na you talk am no...everybody knows i am now a bishop praying and fasting for those with problem(s) on NL

even me, I know u are now a bishop, a prophet sef

Tymax: What?! I don't eat such bland meals.

tahhh, d other day I saw u eating this same food with groundnut self.
all liars shall go to hell