₦airaland Forum

neighy: just follow my steps and move wit me... Lets take it slow

yes!!!!!! following it

coogar: never - wife beater? my words do more damage than my knuckles.



i don't disagree with you.
you are 110% correct & i am sure everyone knows this. however, what we know is quite different to what we do in the heat of the moment

you see - all those wife beaters are good men too. if a wife beater's neighbour is beating his wife. the wife-beater would go there & offer cool words too....preaching and explaining why beating a woman is wrong.

in a nutshell, humans don't practise what they preach.




that's also theoretical as well.
the reality is a far cry.......even if we limit it to domestic issues, some women just want an attention and they get it by hook or crook.

lo, that was a joke.


it doesn't apply to all situations I mean @we don't practice what we preach. someone like me n who is still learning how to fight temptation if insulting back when insulted. yes I'm saying but find it hard to do it yet I've seen those who did it and I want to emulate from tgem

Jbluv55: Have you been served ma'am?

nope I've not. didn't know who to order from, everyone is darn busy.

Xtarxhyne: u sha want me notice u ...not easy to b a celeb

oh really? being a celeb on nl is being a celeb in Nigeria? besides who is the celeb here.

KelvinGraphics: Hehehehehehe...
Its abt that time when xum ladies get naughty

*turns around* hope madam did not see that before they panel beat me here tonight.


drink jejely o

Xtarxhyne: don't mind him Jo




M feeling slipy# yawns

your arrest is coming soon but make I np spoil d party sha, till after d party

neighy: l0l... *1 hand on her back the other on her waist* are you good with Salsa?

nope I'm not but then u can teach moi

coogar: drug suspect or armed robber suspect?



i am just letting you know that it's not that black & white like you are making it. no man wakes up in the morning with the hope of beating his woman. majority of the time, men are provoked into resorting to violence.



theoretically, it does.....
but it's a far cry from reality. a man suddenly gets slapped in a commercial by a woman over a small issue. what do you think his instinct would be? defend himself of your signature?

wife beating suspect


I know, I know its not easy but then when you let people provoke you unnecessarily, d whole thing is gonna be put on your head. people can only provoke u to become violent when u let them. in your process of provocation, u start beating her and she is fighting back which will make u add more pressure and she suddenly slump and die. think about it.



nobody will slap u in a commercial vehicle 'just like that'. but we are talking about domestic here

Jbluv55: Oya ma binu na omoba . What shall I serve you?

*whispers to her*.....mosquitoes plenty o, make I fry some give you

job, I was expecting u to specially come serve me, but.......

no wahala, sheybi parry go end ba

KelvinGraphics: WoW.. Thanks bruv

yeah happy birthday to you. more intelligence to your brain, more sp... to your...*

coogar: if my hand leaves a mark on her skin while i am tearing her hand off, that's assault. that's when her story will change when the cops come. it seems you dunno women.

look, I'm suspecting u.

what mark will u leave on her that will make d story change.
no matter how u twist it, there better ways to handle a problem. besides if u think beating is d solution there is to it, stop the natter and get a divorce.

read my signature, does it make any meaning to you?

IrishKez: Wow house is filled with friends
Good evening:
Olubukato
naijaboiy
chibwike
JeffreyJamez
Neldrizzy
harlos
AfricanApple


Pls all the guest not mentioned you're loved

yeah, good evening. hope you having a wonderful parry.

omg, what a party

neighy: ion lyk chew Gum... As i no get date for the party... I JEX HIDE FACE JAE

I actually wanted to dance with d celebrant but I can forfeit. common gimme your hand

@mizmycoli, I can't wait o for that person that will woo that golden heart.

I will sure buy d person d latest ride in town just for winning u over.

I guess its gonna be tough on u as well but I will be there.lmao

14teenK: Omo See GOBE!

no be small one o

coogar: bypass her? you mean make body contact?
push her? shove her? pull her? how's that not an assault? you never jam troublesome women. it's easy to sit & type behind a laptop.

bypass??

if she held u and u tear her hand off your cloth and leave, how's dat an assault?

its easy to sit and type behind a laptop? u mean I sit 24hiurs everyday without seeing the world? or I don't have families who are married? maybe u do but I've seen things with my eyes.

KelvinGraphics: Oya na. D party just begun. I hope ur boo is ryt beside U

nahhh I want to dance wif u tonight

coogar: except that i have witnessed a situation where the man wanted to leave & the woman stood in his way saying he cannot leave. she wanted him to stay there & receive all the insults & dog-abuses.

what should a man do then?

no matter how she stands in your way, you should be strong enough to bypass her unless she is stronger than you are

KelvinGraphics: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

Yaaagaaaaa!!!

i have seen so many messages flying in from different corners and countrys Unfortunatley i cant be quoting you all one after the other, But if u get any like on ur post take it as a sign of my gratefulness, Walahi U guys are amazing.. I just cant start thanking you all now, I will leave that till after the Bash/Party.

I hope U guys are ready right??

Where all them sexy ladies, where them ukwuly and bobilly endowed ladies, oya na it's about that time you gotta melt this our sexy guys 6pack body with your hawt body.

Please start cleaning your partying shoes and your bumper shots/bikini, make una make sure say Nairaland guys hear am. We go Shoki, Sekem, Alingo, Eitigi, Azonto and Kukere all night long. Even Mammy Idowuogbo don arrange her partying shoes and Bumper shot... Ewooo!

Nairaland boys go hear am tonight!! Mammy will killey sombori ooo. She dey hot pass fire aswear.

And as for the guys una no know na, make sure U spoil these babes via your actions, Prove to them that Ur head dey there

First of all JBLUV55 and Leetunechi are patiently waiting for all em guest at the Red Carpet for some chit-chat kinda interview/official welcoming.

Please ladies and gentlemen, this link here leads you are all to the venue of the Party, Just click on it to visit. NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit)


Party,grooving,main event officially kicks of by 6/7pm... Looking forward to seeing you all there.

**In Idowu's voice** Kimoooonnn, lets go there!!!!!! Oya na

CDAMSEL, I hope you are getting ready ba kuz na me and you this night

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



let dis parry begin na

5minsmadness: For example?

walk away and come back when everything has cool down, talk with her. two wrongs never make a right

neighy: na corn dey pop oo

why no be chewing gum na. besides I didn't see u in Kelvin's parry

Paulv: so could be the reason nau?

what reason

iceberylin: ČŐMĔ ŚĔÁŤ ßĔŚĨĎĔ MĔ

yeah, dress pls.

oh d parry haven't started?

Jbluv55: *checks wristwatch ands shakes head *

Everything is ok my dear . Good morning

what time is scheduled for u

KelvinGraphics: He is on his way ooo

look who we have here. welcome



since did parry aff not started, can I go out and stroll

*walks to the merriment stage* priscaoge, can I bottle of coke to while away ma time.

shockwave91: just imagining the sucking part....urghhh God....

lmao, something dey do u

2sExy1: it takes a matured mind to decide, which many girls are generally lacking.

but u do know that even with a matured mind, sometimes u have no clue on how to solve a problem when it is overwhelming though that should not make u allow anyone due side for u

dmcdad: Yeah exactly! The sad thing there is, we have a larger population who fall for this compared to the ones who don't.

u are right but come to think of if these women are allowing their friends to decide for them, who is deciding for the one deciding. or is it a case of I decide for u and u decide for me?

Keenysbojan: thanks,I have save it...I will read it later...

no yawa

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you are welcome, we just about getting started for today!! Pleas have your seat, and dont fight for space. It doesnt guaranteed getting rice 1st

and i salute off of you, you are graciously welcome!!
thank you

yes o.
*walks majestically to the front front seat with my high heel making tsk tsk, sits with with ma legs crossed*

where is the celebrant

all I can say via they are shameless

streetzdreamz: lols mine aint shyness,its an extreme quietness,m as quiet as f*ck,ts like i'l die if i start talking,bout making friends ion need em so i practically enjoy my solitary lifestyle,a lady was so curious backden in school dat she walked up to me n asked if i was born mute or m just ok wit isolating myself,wen i replied her she was so surprised dah i cud talk,i prefer making frnds online dan getting a real frnd outdia.

still dsame thing, online friends can't be trusted at all cos most often people turns out to be a completely different person u chatted with