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see naija money at work see as dem fresh

by the time wey God for don pick my call na Dangote go de look for me to take picture that time hmm I for no get em time

I don't know when some people will start using their brain

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..


This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily guy., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

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eddyjibs:
book of confusion. if Jesus wanted the world to hv a bible he wud hv written it or sent one from d sky. instead of this man made join join conodrum

do u have high fever ?

this is a mahdness how do you'al expect tinibu to fight him will u as an adult engage in fighting with a toddler because he challenge u to a fight .because if someone sees u ,u the adult will be accused as foolish and the boy will never have respect for u

where is the picture did I miss it lol

Adegbenro7643:
Getting admission dis year requires Divine Encounter. I wish d candidates gudluck in deir endeavors.

I tell u

Good for them

Please nairalanders help me is IJMB recognized by NUC please someone should reply me so that I no go fall bad hand

Abeg I wan make heaven plc