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Nothing intoxicates forever, don't worry the prayers of ur loved ones will soon be answered.

Is there anything weird about women's body? May be ladies should enlighten me so that I can answer op. Well anything that can raise the monster in my shorts is not weird, the rest might be sha .

Nah haters plenty paas

Even if u break up with her dis festive season, it won't stop the poultry birds from going 6ft down.

Merry Christmas and special shout out to everybody living, U know yourselves .

barackodam:
I'd have said ayam no 3, buh i seem to be more than that as i never comment on anything in the group.

Good at stalking too tho

at the bold part, u'll do well in the FLIRT GROUP.

mrvocalprowess:
hahaha,na me be dis!!! lol

God bless U sir!

lucrownt:
JOBLESS POSTER: Always posting messages like IF YOU WANT GOD TO DO 7 GREAT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE SEND TO 7 PEOPLE. I hate people with those messages..

U ar so on point. Team don't ignore this message, I've started by sending it to U, don't break the chain and send it to ur friends, watch what will happen within certain minutes.

Bro I dislike such messages and will just send thanks to d sender after the delete button had worked on d message.

FriedPlantain:
See how all the olodos here are claiming they are observers......who doesn't know y'all fall under the Flirt group.

haha... Even the flirt group are potential observers coz they need to be quiet and observe d ladies .

Zedric:
Boss, u even remember the babe name? Na u o. But that story sweet no be small

... Especially the scene where the lecturer was checking the time and started sweating before he was bitten by a snake meant for d sacrifice.

Hmmm... It's like both of them are sex starved, that's obviously the driver in their love bus.

nameless0:
Nna u don buy markett

My sister the marketti no be o bere ego, the cost of buying casket and organizing a befitting burial for op no be come here come chop .

Another part of me says it's just to scare d op.

GoodFaith:
toto kill the dude

My brother nah TRUE U talk, I can imagine how many of his friends he would've told how sharp he was, now he'll have to inform them to be part of his burial committee .

It's not a matter of knowing when he's looking at U but knowing when HE'S LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS .

freshness2020:
Lol! ♈όϋ follow be observer ?

if observer na my number, then I follow be that .

Haha... When did people started summarising Super story on nairaland? Seriously, this was a super story where Mr. Lecturer slept with Kehinde Bankole and finally he died, killed by one of d snakes that was meant for d sacrifice.

Op I'll simply advice U to start ur burial arrangements coz if sweet thing doesn't kill U then U didn't die a good death.

When she starts telling you the sweetest things ever .

If truly she's hot, then she has to boil water for me with her hotness.

drey08:
Lol,i'm the Cool Guy

boss I cool pass u .

freshness2020:
We follow each other for back!
Lol!

make I follow Una for back but abeg which number Una choose?

[quote author=colossus2 post=29140404][/quote]haha... U mean nairaland is another version of whatsapp? .... Lwkmd, U are right though ...

1. THE PARROT:- always online never misses to comment. Always starts conversations.

2. THE MEDIAMANIAC:- always sending pics n videos, u wonder whether he/she uses 64GB memory card.

3. THE OBSERVER :- silent, online bt rarely comments on posts. Wen u mention him/her, he/she answers u asap.

4. THE SENSITIVE :- always takes comments personally, jumps on u &gets mad about them.

5. THE MOUSE:- always in & out of the group for no reason, like a mouse.

6. THE BEGGAR:- always in need of bundles & other favours. Pls buy ur buddy bundles too.

7. THE COMPLAINER:- ever complaining, dislikes offensive pics, long videos, n some comments.

8.THE PREFECT:- points out mistakes, always inboxing the admin.

9. THE STUBBORN:- the only job he does is changing icon and group name.

10. THE DEFENDER :- protects others, speaks 4 those who can't speak 4 themselves, mostly the admin.

11. THE ATTENTION SEEKER :- drama queen/king, out 2 get noticed, posts his pics without anyone requesting.

12. THE BORING NEIGHBOUR :- always comes 2 ur inbox 2 discuss what is happening in the group.

13. THE STORYTELLER :- posts long posts & wen no one comments he/she posts it again.

14. THE GREEN EYES:- ever full of 'beef'..everytime looking for loopholes to start arguments. He/she never looses arguments.

15. THE COOL GUY:- very nice ,friendly , freely chats, understanding and problem solver. Likeable by most members & group admin.

16. TEAM FLIRT:- The guys who's hitting on every chic in the group and will always inbox them suggesting to meet them

where do you fall? or feel free to add urs...

These politicians and double mouths sef Smh...

Okay! Nice one but how will this change d fact that each time we see light in Choba, people starts asking and checking calendar if it's Dec 25th or Jan 1st?