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BuddhaPalm:
Ok. I'll interpret:

Anytime he takes a dump, he thinks about women doing the same and gets grossed out.

@ OP

You need a change of girlfriend. Currently, there are gorgeous mannequins, flawless statues and life-sized, life-like sex dolls in the market. They don't sweat, eat or take a shít.

They are perfect, for you that is.

Good luck.

thanks brother... I got the points but couldn't stop wondering if op is normal or not, thus my confusion. But op abeg do something before something do U coz NAH SO CRAZE DEY START .

I don't gerrit and yet I don't wanna go with people above me by saying " U should book ur space at the nearest psychiatric hospital". Op make me understand...

How dey (girls) go sabi kiss wen wetin dem sabi nah to dey blow camera kiss wen taking pishures especially selfies and when it's time to chop lips, they'll develop cold legs .

This was a question a radio presenter asked this afternoon and requested that listeners should comment on it. Most of the comments were NO, the following are the few comments I was able to note:

1. No! Toasting is old fashioned .
2. No! Toasting is for stingy guys .
3. No! Toasting is a waste of time, I simply ask them out .
4. No! if I can get a girl with #1,000, then I don't need to toast her .
5. Yes! I am a virtuous woman and I must keep myself for the right man.
6. I have 12 girlfriends and more still wants to be with me because I have money.
7. No! Most girls are interested in your pocket, although not all are guilty.
8. No! My guy did not toast me and we are still together .

Am sitting on the fence on this one, so house let's discuss; ARE GUYS STILL TOASTING (WOOING) LADIES?

Phoenixfrank:
Lol no be even my babe. na one random babe like that

haha... Imagine, the babe no know say she be random babe to U? before looking for random airtime at a random time to call her fellow random guys . U did the right thing johr .

He who greets has removed evidence of quarrel, so I don't see any big deal in greeting her. Greetings should be like an addiction, once U ar addicted it becomes part of U and U begin to care less if U initiate the greetings or not, the other person answers or not. Believe me, greetings goes a long way in strengthening friendship or bringing beef.

Kinkybraids:
Best Advice. I dont understand why people are here acting like they have never been 17 before and bashing the poor boy. I believe as a teenager you dream of such offers and its easy for us to tell him to go face his books but the temptation is real. I'm glad you asked for advice instead of jumping into it without thinking.

If you were my lil brother Id say dont do it...The girl doesn't seem worth it. She literally offering herself to you for free...seems shady. Who knows how many she has offered it to (including your friend). I know it seems like an opportunity you cant miss but I swear there will be many more...sweeter when you are the one initiating and going after the girl you want. Just tell her you are busy that weekend she comes.

If I have the authority to close this thread, I'll gladly do that coz u've said it all.

Ok... Only if this will have effect on the prices of foodstuffs in the market would I have commented.
The trip, the video shoot, the shopping spree, the Rolex watch are all his business, so ewo lo kan mi? enjoy ur money, my hustle gonna pay too...

What do U expect from him or both of them to say concerning each other? They both made each other, that's mutual respect and not arrogance U find in some of the celebs .

Jisos? guy -17yrs (yr1), girl (SS2) Probably 15, 16 or 17, talks about sex, "befriend" ur friend? Wanna visit? Op is asking to bleep her or not? Chisos I give up
If not that when I was ur age I do hope for opportunities like what op is asking for, I wouldn't have said this but I will say it; op bleep her but don't be anxious and get carried away without using at least #50 condom , unless U'll still come here and invite us for d child's naming ceremony

Another part of me says, DON'T . Sex is for couples and U still have a great future ahead of U, few minutes of enjoyment might better or ruin ur dreams.
Well @ 17, I never had sex so I know what am saying. One love...

Ekaette won't see this thread now, later she'll say am complaining about her being boring during chart . Op U say what? well I only chart with someone who's lively, coz I can stay for long without chatting with anyone.

LaurelP:
Dis is serious business

I think I believe U... To be serious, U can find love anywhere including those places U mentioned in ur write-up.

Grabs a seat and settle at d right hand corner of the hall with my , this is getting interesting. Op, put ur ring on it coz she's tired of U putting ur dicck in it .

Adonbilivit

CEMETERY that's where U see people crying for those they love when they die

Ezibless:
Lol
Guy,stealthyme gave a better cllassificationuuuu

scroll down

nice... At least u've gotten the idea now .

Ezibless:
Which one is Real,Football and Official age again

... Real age is ur REAL age, Football age is for FOOTBALLERS or SPORTSMEN, Official age is for WORKERS .

She asked for ur age, I'll say don't worry urself about her motives behind it coz she just asked for ur age and she wanna know, so let the headache of knowing ur age be hers and not urs.

Op, please decide on which one U wanna tell her, whether ur Real, Football or Official age. Either ways, u've answered her question like a gentle man which U are. One love...

So u finally made ur babe miss the night call with her new catch, huh? Nah joke i dey oooo....

Op, i heard that one thunder has being carrying weight in the gym for 3days now, i dey fear it's for u. Be careful and stop posting poo...

Oh mehn... If all these steps is just to get someone on a faceless forum to crush on U, I think it'll be alot easier to make someone U see often to crush on u , damn... The steps are like writing jamb and graduating from the Uni.

Op, I promise to follow those steps if ur crushes can name themselves or U mention how many nl are crushing on U with evidence.

korel9:
Seems like you just got the drill

as in... Am trying to reason it on both sides but it keeps swinging back and forth like a pendulum bob.

korel9:
I understand you bro but if u can take your time to read all through the post again you'll discover I said no matter how much I try to convince her or do something else she protests and fight me for trying to deprive her.

hmmm... Lips sealed, eleyi gidi gan .

Maximum protection against Ebola, HIV, pregnancy and mammy water

R.I.P to the dead . Make God grant his family, South Africa and sports lovers the fortitude to bear the loss .

korel9:
The answer to your question is yes. But I shouldn't be selfish by satisfying my own sexual urge ignoring the health implications of the intake of pregnancy preventing tabs, should I?

No! U shouldn't , my words in the first post still stand, I think U should learn or start using other methods to satisfy her instead of direct knacking every time.

Dbestmax:
U're probably a learner...So everytime u kiss u reach for d tongue ..

bro did U just say probably a learner? I'll take the word "probably" into consideration. whenever U think U ar good or better in romance or love making, another person will surely best U. I never mentioned I kiss the tongue, moreover who told U reaching for d tongue is a sign of learning? Kiss or kissing is the collective name, so it has different names and methods. One love...

My question is; op nah U pluck her cherry? If yes, then U must finish what U started but if no, U must still continue and finish what U didn't start .

Hehe... Just passing with my shade . Talking about wooing ladies, we see and meet numerous pretty ladies on daily basis, why should I bother myself about wooing someone that's hiding under a faceless forum? Whether they're hard or soft, I just come online do my stuffs and chill.

Get carried away by their d.p, attitude and the rest will be story for the goods. I think people tends to exhibit certain behaviours like being hard or something like that to protect themselves. If U ar soft, some guys might take advantage of that and if U ar hard, they'll complain. I'll only suggest U try and be friends with the lady U like, get to know her and u'll see that some of their attitudes can be termed as self-defence.

Op fleshy lips gives more time during kissing coz u'll have to finish eating the lips before opting for the tongue .

Even if him reject the offer, why him no discuss the offer with the koko master coz koko master no go reject am.
Anyways, ewo lo kan awon ara orun?