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Segadem:
I hear say Oshoala can run and shoot better than Mikel obi.




Pls I need confirmation

bruh... By the power bestowed on me by Oga Seun as a member of nairaland, I can confirm that it's TRUE sir ...

dis SA jersey no 14 carry something for back ooo... My eastern brothers calls it UKWU .

2nd half of humiliation for SA is about to start, so help them God to chop more goals (SA).

Only if CAF will allow countries like Nigeria to send our female teams in place of the male teams in male competitions, NFF won't have any reason to sack coaches like Keshi.

Nah joke I dey ooo

Davep I know say today Falcons go make us proud and add more joy to ur day.
#Team Falcons for the trophy.
God Bless Super Falcons, God Bless Nigeria.

daveP:
il take your word for it

Yes oooo

This is why I keep saying it that Oga Seun needs to introduce scan button, some nairalanders brains needs to be scanned before they're allowed to post or create thread(s) .

jbravado:
U said u ain't cute buht ur gap tooth is...

Yes na... I know my gap tooth is cute but the general beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

If toilet na gold, poo go be diamond and water go be silver. Their lifes, money and wastefulness, none is my business.
Going to poo inside his latrine

Keypha:
[quote author=Afrok : u dey crazy, my english is not good, I use m make money, dey driver better car, u still dey school, dey ware white

haha... Boss we both know say na advice wey I give coz I no wan make U start ur own church .

mizzochocinco:
you are wicked

really? ... Was just trying to calm op down before he starts thinking he can start a new business (open a church).

mizzochocinco:
why are you like this?

I don't understand ... Please explain to me

I don't judge or condemn people because"nobody holy pass ooo", well lying is part of the game. So op go figure it out coz u never can tell ur next girlfriend might be a Ph.D holder in "Lyinestry"

Any one of them that can actually show laws of genetics, height is hereditary. So it's not limited to only one sex, although I'll prefer the man to be taller...

I ain't Mizmycoli or Thecongo but I'll do the needful which is to wish U HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND A BLESSED YEARS AHEAD.

Op trust me it wasn't the preaching that did the magic on her, it was ur English that set her on fire

Enters thread with one sleeping eye, one dreaming eye, and one pillow . Sees thread, stopped sleeping, stopped dreaming, tossed pillow away and shouted Jisos is my e-friend birthday .
Shouted again HAPPY BIRTHDAY Davep.

Vigilante knocks gate, neighbour opens gate, vigilante forcefully opens door, still shoutin Happy birthday Davep, vigilante grabs his trousers straight to station, continues shouting HAPPY BIRTHDAY Davep on the road .

He got to the station only to find out he is still in his room and on his bed, he screamed again GOD BLESS U Davep AS U CELEBRATE AN ADDED YEAR, he falls to his bed and sleeps off
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO...
Believe me Oshoala, Oparanozie, Nkwocha and the entire Falcons will make ur day sweeter with a win against South Africa later today.

messpero90:
i caught u. Take off d jean nd d notes, infact go naked then take out a hot spoke 4rm d fire nd heat ur yanch 2 register my signature.

hehe... This one hot pass the collabo

messpero90:
nothing concerm me o, wetin i know b say get ready 4 ur flog.

ok sir... He puts notes with hard covers inside his boxers, wears a jean trouser and lies flats on the bench for his flogging

Shoo? she's wealthy and yet she's demanding what U can't afford from U? It's like U lied to her with everything in the world, or is it that some ladies don't have a breaking point when it comes to demands even when they've got d money?

Op... U don enter one chance and it's either U drop or U follow dem reach bus stop, either ways nah U cause am.
The lies can make her hate U.

See people dey here dey claim gap tooth yet we never see any prove, na WA oooo... Even people wey rat chop their teeth wen dem dey small dey claim gap tooth too

jbravado:
...guy u dey make me laf

how?

temigracie:
....hhmmmm....**thinking**

I dont think I've seen guys with that quality before.....Well, I know its gonna be cute.......

silently whispers to her ears, babe that's because u've not seen me. I have gap tooth, yet am not cute but my gap tooth is .

Chei... One day na one day wen one former president of this country will come to nairaland and ask us to RATE HIM.
Am not a gal, I would've rated U op.
All the same, one love...

Op U tight johr ... so far ur pockets dey loaded, most of us girls don't even care sef
Hmmm... I don't know self esteem is scarce like this ooo.