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Too much of everything they say is not good and am not Oliver twist , so I like a lady that has half of each of the qualities listed by op in equal proportions . When she combines it, she'll just be perfect for me .

U know na if she's too brainy, over sharp go dey worry her . If she's too fine (facial appearance), she fit be every guys dream girl and they won't allow her rest . If she too get shape as in curves (ukwu), she might make guys commit and lead souls to hell .

I like equal proportions...

missrock:
NO BE ALL GIRLS LIKE MONEY OH AND ALL GIRLS ARE NOT THESAME

U ar right, that was why I said money to maintain the relationship and used the word "probability" when i talked about the girl leaving him if he doesn't have money to maintain the relationship.

Never make someone a PRIORITY when U are just an OPTION .

The poster above me has said it all... They (short people) behave the way they do because their impression is always that U treated them the way U did (especially badly) because of their height, so they results to any available means to defend themselves or ward off any unacceptable treatment from people.

Haha... Op since July 03 U are still begging for front page till today Nov 02? abeg give up on ur front page dreams and in case it makes front page, just go back and continue with ur sleep but for now stop dreaming and wake up .

I would've chosen one person but they both hot pass me .

Na WA ooo... Is this life not about give and take anymore? U took her out, bought things for her, cared for her like a brother and yet u've not gotten anything in return? I mean U just dey donate without receiving? no be girls dey say I'll give in return in kind or in cash? As in ur own case, cash U no dey get from her, kind she no dey give u hmmmm... The thing tire me ooo coz me no dey do this kind parrole.

Looking at it from another angle, U weren't forced or held at gun points to spend for her, it was ur willingness and act of generosity that made U spend for her but U need something in return SEX, which is not a must she gives U. Am afraid to say this; one dude who spends nothing on her might be taking care of her service side while U ar her manager.

So op, I'll suggest U opt out completely but demanding for sex goes beyond talking about it coz most girls will definitely tell U No unless U play ur game well.

When girls stop using guys as their ATMs, I think guys will stop having the mind set that it's a must they have their way since u've being having ur way into their pocket.
I stand to be corrected...

I think both male and female teachers are good, but the better sex depends on the subjects and courses in question.
Females are better teachers when it comes to subjects like Biology, P.H.E, C.R.K, English, Home Economics, Food and Nutrition, while males are better teachers when it comes to subjects that involves calculations like Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Further mathematics, Economics, Accounting.
My opinion Though...

Hmmmm.... Some pastors instead of delivering are putting their members and others into bondage. The rewards of every man awaits him/her here on earth and afterlife.

Is this another way of seeking attention? attention U seek, attention U shall find. Likes his post too to give him what he wants .

If truly I have to read and study these tips just to date a lady, I think I better change my course of study to " dating and fornication studies" in the university, if there's any course like that.

Do all those things, get the babe but if U no get money to maintain the relationship, there's a probability that she go leave U for another guy wey get money and didn't go through the above stress.
Bottom-line is, if a girl is into U, she's into U, Shikena! nothing to stress yourself about. If she's not into U, abeg BACK OFF .

Op provide me with the followings;
1. Colour of the panties
2. Pishures to show the panties are 12
3. Pishures of the wife's ukwu with the panties on it;
or adonbilivit

What do U look for in a woman? Physical beauty or beauty at heart? Believe me, there are alot of so-called pretty women that have lost their beauties because they met the wrong men, same goes to men who married some women because of their beauties but at the end, their union couldn't hold for long or they're currently regretting it.

In as much as we (most) love to be with partners that we can introduce to people around us, saying some people are single because they're ugly (according to op) doesn't hold water coz some of the so-called damsels are equally single and some of them aren't enjoying their relationship.

Bottomline is; beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and believe me, that lady that looked ugly to U can meet someone who will turn her to a beauty queen.
It's not all about physical beauty, but overall beauty. Our celebs (male & female) are great examples.

Yes! Yes! at least before 4pm when the match will start, one of the Manchester clubs would either be disunited or the city be taken away from the other. Hmmm... It's a pity sha, I don't think they'll show the clash of the two goal machines.
I guess nairaland viewing centre will get the match covered, Up Enyimba .

I wish her happiness coz I wish myself to be happy that was why we broke up and am equally her ex, so I wish people whatsoever I wish myself.

Moreover, check my signature and u'll understand better.

ClintonNzedimma:
The barca of 2009-2012 will crush the madrid,bayern and chelsea of now.

My brother that's what changes in management causes, it's either it works or it fails. Either ways, changes are always bound to be made and it's most times difficult to replace the best with the best or nearly the best.

Op... I think it's very simple, men's stuffs are less expensive so that we (guys) can help them (women) with the remaining balance to pay for their expensive stuffs .

Come to think of it, if the reverse was supposed to be the case, we both know that some (may be small %) of the girls won't still be able to get the stuffs without depending on guys. Whether they have the money or not, that's another area entirely.

buskie13:
no good replacement..... during the time Guadiola was about leaving.....I thought Barca doesn't need a coach to succeed looking at it with the quality they got....but sincerely.... the good coach was de master key

I agree with U... I can remember when things were looking too good for barca, alot of football lovers said any coach will succeed in Barcelona, even went ahead to say the players are big enough to get the job done without the coaching crew.

It's glaring now that the input of a good coach can't be overemphasized when talking about a successful team. The nightmare of every club or establishment is changes in management.

I think what op is trying to say is that the kissing shouldn't have being between toddlers, it should've being between mature people e.g Yemi Alade and another guy, so that the romantic scene can be enjoyed wella .

Op I agree with U, U made lots of sense.

Hmmmm... That kiss is a very strong tool in the hands of a sharp guy. Believe me no matter how holy the girl claims, if devil falls her hands she allows u to kiss her whether French kiss, champagne kiss etc u know within urself that u'll be shouting, meh... I don hit her jackpot today .

Damn... Kiss na strong thing especially if U meet a good kisser, imagine kissing her for few minutes and her legs starts shaking , we both know the rest will be story for the gods

So op, let them enjoy it oooo, it's gud for we guys and for the spirit of the game (sex) .

Damn... If I can devote the time I used in reading this story to reading my textbooks, oboi... Nah multiple success be that .
Well op I'll only say U loved with ur heart without going with ur brain . Moreover, who does all these financial helps again? Take care of the girl, family and other expenses? Mehn... If her family can't take care of her, I ain't santaclause coz after paying her bills through school, u'll still pay her dowry and spend alot during the wedding.

Op just thank God sha, coz na international olosho U wan marry. Once a soldier is always a soldier . Learn from this and move on, I think u've already done that. Ur ex is ur past, so nothing about her is ur business again.

Ok... Nice stats but how will this help a common man who pays everytime to watch the two players play coz the last time I checked, these two players smiles home every week with heavy pay cheque while we are here comparing them.

Anyways, good job op... It's good for the spirit of the game, what's not good is the abuses, curses and fights, and hopefully none of those will happen on this thread.

eddiebomba:
It is really well o, my broda! !

As in ehn my brother, the thing tie wrapper come knot tie join am for Liverpool .

Liverpool has walked alone to the extent that Nairaland viewing center customers have deserted Liverpool match, imagine the thread is yet to occupy one page. Na WA oooo, Liverpool again, how many times will U leave ur fans to walk alone in a cold lonely afternoon like this before the season ends.

Smh... Rogers be like person wey sell him house, come use the money go buy home appliances. Abeg where him go keep the appliances? Nah outside .
Even when I think as an Arsenal fan my club is not doing well, I can't but pity Liverpool fans too each time I remember how poor Liverpool has being from the word "go" this season.
It is well .

nanauju:
no time to waste again. if u see a lady and show off a little spending on her, authomatically a relationship has started o. no dull yasef. it's d easiest way

Lips sealed... To think dis is coming from a lady, It's like no time to waste again and no dulling

Ploy:
okay, thanku zozzozozo much, the bill is forty-five naira. Mama Jamiu de own me five naira before. If I no collect am now she fit say she don forget.

Pls, give 40 naira

Iya Jamiu collect dis #40 on behalf of oga Ploy

jideomowunmi:
Abi won ti toast ni...? ...over sharp dey worry boys of nowadays oooo.....

e yin omoge caused it coz guys are now taking panasharp instead of paracetamol for Una headaches .

freshness2020:
Toasting or wooing! none in anyway!
..from friends we become lovers!
Wooing is old fashioned...I reserved the sweet words for the relationship. So there is no need pouring Dem out when I know we are already moving on the same pace!
Shikena!

baddest guy ever liveth, it's like am on the same train with u

Ploy:
I spread mat, get garri, soak it, eeeehm Rashida! Please buy kulikuli for from Mama Jamiu. Thank you, beta pikin.

Yes, watin dem love guru con talk?

dem (love gurus) never talk anything, so continue with ur garri, if U finish ask for more and tell her the bill is on me

Mrval20:
Not all girls are money freaks though, some women still know their values.

Forget what anyone tells you, we're still Africans and we woo our ladies.

U can't be more than 100% correct, spot on bro...

Princecalm:
First of all op define toasting with particular reference to Romance.

haha... Bro this ur question gidi gan , we both know say na wooing I dey talk about nah, at least the presenter no define anything ooo .

The program was a pidgin program, so the presenter used toast throughout and that was why I used woo in parenthesis.